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How the hell are they going to drag this shit fest into tomorrow night as well? I'm barely hanging on tonight (it's just background). A whole other night to go. Hated Hannah being picked as the 'ette. But then when she first started, didn't think she was too bad. But for the last few weeks, she has dropped to one of the worst.

She says it wasn't Luke's business to ask her about her sexcapades. Haven't they been encouraging people to discuss their sexual past for, I don't know, decades now? I don't care if this is the Bachelorette and people know what they're signing up for. It would be extremely gross to sleep with several men in a week's time and I can't blame a guy that would not want any part of that -- especially if you're going to propose marriage. And yes, Hannah, that would make you a slut and you should be ashamed if you behaved that way.

That was a stupid commercial. They paid him for that and actually want him to do more? Seriously? And he wanted to work at home and now he's whining about that.

I forgot her "buuut" as well.

Please throw in "Uhm" and her elongated aannnddd. Just don't make it a drinking game or you're liable to end up in an alcoholic coma.

Does this chic actually work and make an actual living? If they ever said, I just don't remember. And is she supposed to be a great catch? Cuz I sure don't see it.

When is her family ever going to stop humoring Nicole? Firstly, she shouldn't even be left to her own devices. She is a complete and total idiot. They all know Azan is scamming here, yet they keep letting her live free at their homes so she can save her money for tickets. They've coddled her long enough. Cut her off and tell her she needs to sink or swim on her own. Save Mae, of course, but cut her off. Looks like that may be the final straw after all. YAY.

A tin of Altoids.

He might have been better off if his dad had told him Always Be Cam.

I had always thought it was against the law as well, but then there's The Bachelor/ette and Bachelor in Paradise as well.

It certainly was weird. Her knees did seem to reach her chin, and yet, the boobs were still out.

Actually, she can't legally kick him out. If he has a driver's license or ID that lists that as his residence, she legally needs to go to a magistrate to have him evicted. And she, herself, I'm sure, has even listed that as his residence in all his paperwork. Too bad he doesn't know any better. He'd finally have a couple of things to hold over her head.

You are actually correct. For divorce cases in Pennsylvania, the petitioner can serve the respondent through the mail. A copy of the summons and complaint may be mailed to the defendant “by any form of United States mail requiring a recipient.” If the mail is returned with a notation that the recipient refused to accept it, the plaintiff can then mail the same process by ordinary mail. Service by ordinary mail is complete if the mail is not returned to the sender within 15 days. If the ordinary mail is returned unclaimed, the sender must make service another way. Proof of service by mail requires a return receipt signed by the defendant. In an instance where the defendant refuses delivery and the plaintiff thereafter has served the defendant by ordinary mail, the plaintiff is required to provide the returned letter with the notation of the defendant's refusal to accept delivery and an affidavit that the letter was mailed by ordinary mail and was not returned within fifteen days after mailing.

As much as I dislike that asshat Luke, I can't say as I would blame him for questioning Hannah about her prior trysts. I mean, does he really want to go be with a girl who was with a boy the night before and an even different boy the night before that? That's just skeezy no matter who you are. And everybody acts like that should just be accepted; it's what you signed up for. Well, if she were to do all three boys, Jesus might still love her, but I'd think he'd pretty disgusted with her at the same time.

Somebody always ends up saying it in every single Bachelor/Bachelorette cycle. And I still ask myself every cycle, Why do I watch this?"

I am an hour behind. But for the love of God, Hannah, your conversations are absolutely mind-numbingly BORING. And please remove the words "like" and "buuut" from your vocabulary. Cannot take it anymore.

I totally agree with everything you're saying. I have no clue why she's looking to get married already anyway. It was pretty clear from pre-show that she still lives with Mommy and Daddy. Why doesn't she want to live on her own first before she makes a life commitment? I grew so much once I got out on my own and experienced/lived life like a grown-up. The men that I was heartbroken over for so long in my youth, by the time I hit my late 20s, I was almost shivering with disgust asking myself, "What the hell was I thinking? Was that truly the man you could see a lifetime with or to be the father of your children?" Pretty much every one of them I was glad to have dodged that bullet. She needs much more "grown-up" time before she's ready to make all these grown-up decisions.

No Nick love for the Halo Top ice cream commercial? I thought it was worth a chuckle.

Is it just me? I don't quite get why people get so scared/nervous for surgery. I mean, even if the worst happens and you don't make it through, it's not like you're really going to know what's going on. I'd rather the absolute worst happens and it's over than something majorly catastrophic happening that you actually survive and have to live with for years.

Does TLC even allow him to see the finished episode ahead of time? Somehow I think not.

So I'm on my third night of sausage chill. When I make a batch, it's three nights' worth. I'm still off carbs, so I totally miss eating it with Tostitos. So is this a "new" episode? I'm not sure I can stomach this guy again.

Why would Chantal even consider having a baby at this point? Isn't she still in school? And why have a baby if you aren't even quite too sure that daddy will be sticking around?

So she's saying he couldn't work for six months. He's been there much longer than that. What's his excuse for not working now?

There's tasers and stun guns.

"Pedro and I's relationship." Moron. This show and The Bachelor, some moron uses that expression every week. Drives me freaking nuts.