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Having the new family band in the old painted up school bus, singing in a four county area, that's a huge adventure.

Old song lyrics: Friday night my wife got sick, Saturday she was buried. Sunday was my courting day, Monday I got married.

Crocodile Dundee time... Sue Charlton: [helping Mick get settled in to his NYC apartment] There's a TV over there if you get bored. Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Oh, yeah - - I remember television from way back. I saw it at a buddy's house one time. Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [turns on the set and sees an "oldies re-run" of an "I Love Lucy" show pop up on the screen] Yup - - that's what I saw that time.

Wedding night: "Now, wasn't that Claremont pussy the very best you've ever had?" "Actually, yes it was. Your win this round."

Pour David gets to waddle past an 8 foot lineup of booze bottles every time he goes in the kitchen. Don't sneak a nip before the wedding.

He saw the smooth transition Pao had by marrying a simple Okie petroleum engineer then forcing him to move to Miami to sell empanadas.

That exchange got to my wife and I. English is one of her 7 languages but we both use words the other doesn’t know. We always stop and define the word. Not say, nothing...

Damn, that gal can block a doorway.

Is he also shrinking? In some shots he looks about 4'6". I didn't notice until recently his height.

Maybe he's moving to Maidens Landing to be a smallmouth bass fishing guide.

Sounds like a rock solid plan.

Ahh, I've never seen that show. Thanks.

Huh?

I'd love to drive a freight train!

My wife is a farmers daughter from the Philippines. When she hears the word club she associates it with bad girls and whores and naughty men. I don't know if that is limited to her local town or it's a common belief throughout the Philippines. A long time ago I played in local bands. I was mentioning name of some of the bars and saloons and dance halls and juke joints we played, then said the Lamplighter Club. Club? You played in a club? Huh? It was an old worn out place where old farmers took their old wives for a bad steak and dancing. Nothing could be farther from a wild night, but that club word got her attention.

My wife, the simple filipina, said she could be friends with Aika. She also said she'd gently suggest losing all the fake stuff.

I don't feel bad for Annie. She has bled David Poor dry. Let me also say I don't feel bad for him,either. In the boat ride scene she was bitching the he was 48 with no emergency money set aside and no job. He calmly explained how he had money and a job then he got divorced, got sick, lost his business, etc. She said that's all in the past, you have to look to the future. She didn't care that she found him a few years too late. I also noticed she made him pay full retail for the pair of buffalo. Didn't make an offer, just said pay the man.

That's what the Dominican maid gets paid to do.

You play with a boiled sheep head for two weeks, it will make you sick when you eat it.

When gay Hitler youth said she was looking for a man in America, how I wish her reply was, "yes, and he was looking for a woman from the Philippines." End of argument.

He sure looks like Antonio.

He also hears Molly scream fuck me harder several times a day.

It's simple physics. She can't let that heroic honker project too far forward because there's no ass for a counterweight.

Let's hear it live without the fat reverb and processing.

When the lechon's cooked just right, You'll refuse to take a bite, Diarrhea-r! Diarrhea-r!