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  1. I call it the gunny sack full of antlers look.
  2. Now now... didn't she point at the mosque and tell May it was big? How much embracing are you after?
  3. They showed Pao doing a local TV commercial for a tractor dealer and I thought she was well suited and had a future as the happy exotic spokesbabe around OKC. Then she changed .
  4. May took a look at that Bizarre Foods sheep head and rounded the corner headed fir America, not to be seen again tonight. How would Aika model without a green card? There are strict warnings against employment.
  5. Fun fact: in America we don't do it like that. Fun fact: I'm a Spaniard and we do.
  6. He better use a hairbrush or he won't like it. She'd be like spanking a gunny sack full of antlers barehanded.
  7. While researching loopholes to fulfill her desire to bed down with Azan, I wonder what search terms she used? How to screw a Moroccan? Where can unmarried Moroccans screw? Why do they say I look like the Michelin Man? Horny in Morocco cures?
  8. Well, let me join your club. Yesterday they found no clots in my legs so I can wrap them or get compression socks. I'm winter boot shopping this weekend because none of mine fit now. Some fun amongst all the other side effects of chemo.
  9. I was excited to find Evilyn shares DNA with Jabba Evilyn. Maybe the Where Are They Now show in 5 years will feature a vastly different Evilyn.
  10. I never saw Annie bargaining on the water buffalo prices. If she could talk the price of the breeding pair down, they would still have the same value, but a cheaper price. She just said pay the man what he wants. If they don't dicker on prices in Thailand, they are the only Asian country that doesn't.
  11. The one exception being signed photos of Denyeel, of course. They sell like Giant Evelyn Hotcakes.
  12. I've wondered the same thing about her.
  13. We had two years of letters in those primitive days as proof. How would you show Skype or switch cell plans and lose your texts, etc as proof? Also, I was self employed and lived cheaply in a cheap area but really got the hairy eyeball at the interview. These people with no job like Buffalo David don't stand a chance.
  14. When that big typhoon hit the Philippines several years ago, it wiped out my wife's town and damaged her family's homes in the country. We were gathering clothes from the local community charity thrift store until they figured out what she was up to. They opened the back room and gave her a pickup load of clothes. We packed the limit for her and our son and they flew over to help. Customs didn't blink an eye. We even had hand tools and supplies to rebuild their houses. Maybe they were lenient after the typhoon.
  15. That works online. When you're married and fight, they are still there in the morning. She is about to learn sooooo much.
  16. When David said he'd probably never learn to like Claremont, it briefly wiped that smirk off her face. Hopefully she was raised to obey the man so she'll have to move somewhere warm and break up the band. Ha ha. Smirk now.
  17. Well... at first I mumbled that she looks like a pile of mashed potatoes and made my wife laugh. Then I saw her make the fish lips selfie pout and I got to thinking about our little short haired white fox terrier with upright tail. When she comes into full heat and everything is swollen red and engorged, yep.
  18. I've been working up the nerve to say what Elizabeth reminds me of...
  19. She looks like one of those rubber stress dolls where the eyes and tongue poke out when squeezed.
  20. A while back, Noon and hubby had a roommate in New Orleans. Didn't take her very long to move them back to Thailand.
  21. That's just great. And now she's marrying a bartender.
  22. Is it Japanese or Chinese who have those quarter steps we don't use. You hear it when they pluck that long necked banjo made out of a pumpkin and broomstick.
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