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Santa is hard of hearing. "I want clocks! Lots of clocks!"

That tie was long enough to fit someone 6'6". Like Chris. Hey buddy, can I have your tie?

I kept hoping they would show him biting his butter with a little bread underneath, but no such luck.

My wife the filipina had a grandpa with Spanish blood. She was watching the groom party saying that's how Spaniards that took over the Philippines hundreds of years ago looked. I said they all looked like that except that short hairy one. He looks like some island native they brought back on the sailing ship.

Maybe it was a serious question because he didn't have a clue.

My wife worked retail sales in a department store in the Philippines and sent most of her paycheck to her parents. They were required to wear makeup and dresses. They had to be single. When one of the sales girls got old, like mid 30s, she would be fired and nobody else would hire her when they could get an 18 year old instead. I could see Aika about to be put out to pasture and grabbing onto Josh. Even though she's pretty and smart, the Chinese bosses who run most businesses prefer younger sales girls.

Around here the Schwan's man gets the blame.

For everyone who hates Luis, let him marry Molly. That's punishment.

Having no vasectomy experience, I'd have to think there's some sperm lurking in his balls. Could they shove a needle in there and extract some without doing a reversal?

Josh said they would start right after the wedding. Hollow promise.

My filipina wife said they are super fertile and 35 is midstream for childbearing for many of them. Fun fact: an egg, which she has, needs a sperm to make a baby. He can't supply one.

Josh is a true master at keeping that upper lip straight and motionless. Like a ventriloquist. I'm saying no upper teeth til he gets back to the canines. And I've never seen the cheerless fuck laugh.

They should hire a couple of stunt doubles to observe and learn from.

How is she trying? A willingness to talk?

Hey babe, wanna come up to my place and slide down my pole?

A burdizzo does not castrate.

Who brought the Hummer to the airport, how did he get the keys, why was a pile of personal junk left on the center console?

Why wouldn't it be a vasectomy? Most Arizona cowboys would be able to get their hands on a burdizzo.

Who says that scuzzy Josh had a medical vasectomy? It could have been an amateur job done by a wife, ex, jealous husband, drunk, whore, or disgusted complete stranger.

I hope Josh has a failed reversal and Aika has 3 beautiful children anyway that he has to help raise.

Now you've done it. Two virgins marry. Next day dad is talking to the son. That wedding night was something, huh boy? Yeah Pop, it was great. She sure is pretty, son. Sure is. Was it a fun night? Oh yeah, and you know what Pop? The way she was acting, I think I could have fucked her!

I really paid attention during a replay and finally saw a few offset yellow snags for half a second. Nothing in front though.