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Around here, we mock Carlos's perpetual grimace and his partner's fart face.

Ree's darker copper hair looks SO MUCH better than that clown orange she used to have.

Admittedly, I was paying only half attention, but who is the market for the "not chalk" stuff? Weightlifters? Gymnasts?

Never underestimate the depths to which humanity will sink.

I can't stand Owen, but that has no bearing on how I feel about TK's proclamation. He was right. If Owen can't act like an adult and be in the same place with another adult to whom he is not related and to whom his EX-WIFE was married YEARS after he was married to her, then no, he can't come to the party. My mother acts like an entire ass when she's at any function my birth father attends. They divorced in 1980(!!!). At some point, you need to grow tf up and stop letting people's existence, which has no actual affect on your life, bother you.

My boyfriend predicted that Tommy will never leave the hospital. We'll see.

A couple corrections: the mushroom chamber is $399, and the bikini bottoms for men have a hole with no insert; it's just a hole through the fabric.

I just turned 50. BB is legitimately one of my favorite shows of all time.

If there is a pun, I also don't get it. "Hair Barrel" is kind of funny, but I expect more from a show that has puns on burger names, pest control company names, and next-door store names every episode.

I was disappointed that the salon wasn't named some hair pun like Curl Up & Dye. It was the Hair Barrel.

She's only on that one episode if it helps.

There's a new show on Prime called "Buy It Now". It's like Shark Tank Lite. There are inventors that are given 90 seconds each to pitch their product to a panel of 100 people. If at least 10 people give it the green light (literally), the inventor goes in front of the judges, one of whom is the guy who invented the Ring doorbell and who was infamously turned down on Shark Tank. The other two judges rotate out every episode. One of them is always a higher-up at Amazon. If two of the judges deem the product worthy, it goes to the "Buy It Now Store" (which isn't a real thing, confusingly) on Amazon. The host is JB Smoove. It goes by quickly--three or four products per 44-minute episode (at least, before Prime forced ads on us😤). There are no sob stories so far (I've seen three episodes) because how emotional can you get in 90 seconds. Most people are on their game for 90 seconds. It's actually refreshing.

I've seen the lip balm guy on Instagram and have been very tempted to buy, but I have more than enough lip balm. I love donuts, but there are only two flavors on the Doatnut website right now, and they are $27 for a half dozen!!!

A whole mess.

I thought Todd was stupid not to buy in on the chicken ice cream. It's literally the perfect dessert to sell at his restaurants. People might buy it only once, but that's still a hell of a lot of ice cream sold. He could try a pilot program and see how well or not well it sells.