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Joy & Austin sold their house this past week and above asking to boot (link is an InTouch article).

Aww, our Lonesome Dove seems to have lost her sparkle. Bless her heart. At least she will always have her number one job to fall back on: sabotaging her own children.

Monat is the big haircare MLM. They have branched into skincare and "wellness" products, whatever that means.

Did Derick dye his hair? He looks so different in the first picture from her story that shows them at the pool for the boys' swim lessons.

After the fridge and (especially) the knife incidents, it makes me wonder if they did put him in public school, but he was not welcomed back. Hell, Mr. Six & I had rules surrounding taking our fat-ass cat to the groomers. Can you imagine a nice teacher welcoming the students in on the first day and asking 'Daxxy' if he brought something for show-and-tell, and he pulls out 2 steak knives? Teachers don't get paid that kind of money.

She had to make her requisite stop at Amy's while visiting The Turtlenecks. She posted a photo of Amy, Ma, and some of the daughters. The personal touch is calling Amy "Bame-a-Lame", whatever the eff that means. Then she states that is Amy's nickname to Jill?! This woman can't even get nicknames correct. How has she raised 13 children? Oh, wait, she didn't. https://www.facebook.com/reel/3044881489021997

What kind of cat do you have? I only ask because we had a Maine c****, and she was loud. She would carry her toys around the house in the middle of the night and meow with them still in her mouth. And my favorite? She barked when she was unhappy. Maine's tend to be very vocal cats in general, and she lived up to the nth degree.

I've learned a lot about cooking in the 22 years we've been married, but I don't think I've ever come across a potato looking so, so, laden with road salt before 🧂 Instead of finding out how many "souls" she saves at her little prison camp retreat, I would be more curious about the number of women she gets to sign up for Plexus...the other pink meat.

All Jill has mastered is reproducing, which mosquitos have also figured out. Their "dance" video is just whack-a-doodle. All those people and zero rhythm. Jill should have taken that energy and learned about the rhythm method.

I love how it emphasizes "severe" -Jill's favorite word- allergies. If you have only mild allergies, you're SOL. The only thing Plexus is probably good for is a colonoscopy prep.

Check out a tubing mascara. It applies with the same type of wand, but instead of mashing the mascara on the lashes, it coats each lash in a little tube. And, you take it off just by using water. Thrive Causemetics used to make one, and I know Benefit makes one as well.

Congrats on the new pup! Your story reminded me of the dog we had growing up. He was a dobie/coonhound mix, and I always knew him as Major. My dad and his friends would take him hunting. It turned out that when they went to pick to pick him up, he was named Butch. That was my dad's nickname his entire life. He immediately told my mom the name needed to be changed, but she wanted to keep it since it allowed her to yell at my dad and the neighbors would think she was yelling at the dog. Until the day he died, his name was Major.

For those in the bull's eye of this next storm, please be safe and take care of yourself. Our snow totals are all over the place at this point. Mr. Six has been on vacation for the last two weeks, and tomorrow would be his first day back since 12/20, but it looks like he'll be working from home at least one more day. I love the man, but good grief 🫠

Comparing her next to Jill, Joan Crawford looks like a fantastic mother. It has to be eating her alive when she wasn't allowed to post about Teidi's pregnancy announcement. Looking at their photo, they managed to make themselves look like a normal, young, married couple. Good job Timmy.

Happy Anniversary @BetyBee & Mr. BetyBee!!