Irishmaple

Will Beth sing?

Glen!!!

I didn’t realize he went that far back. I saw that movie on VCR when I was way too young to see that movie.

Damn. Nicotero worked on the movie that turned me into a zombie fan.

They’re pretty much apologizing for last season, aren’t they?

What part of the Internet likes the Dumpster Diva?

All I want for Christmas is a memorial that starts with Negan because he’s finally fucking dead.

Carol, you seriously need to hit that.

Damn. Judith can not lose another babysitter.

Are they softening up the building for the horde? Enter here.

Hang in there, Simone. Rick started shooting.

Does Gregory think he’s going to survive this?

Ah fuck. It was going so well. Negan.

Everybody’s being badass. I could watch this all night.

And how stupid do you have to be to threaten Rick’s kid? You know he doesn’t take that well.

Was the tree suicide the same guy that Rick chased off?

Is that woman telling me a sandwich made in 1983 is fresh??

That theme still chills my spine and I saw Walkers. Eight minutes in and no Negan. All good so far!!

King Ezekiel looking fine.

Dwight. Seriously?

Weird seeing Sasha in Discovery, knowing the show is back without her.

That’s the fighting spirit that’s kept some of us here, glass in hand, for seven seasons!

And we were getting along so well.....

The garbage people make no sense to me. I mean, in theory it’s fine. Great place to hide. Probably useful stuff for scavenging. Who’s going to come look for you in a dump? But the execution is mystifying. Their society is choreographed. Their language is ridiculous. Jadis is dumb enough to think Negan won’t backstab her ass as easy as breathing. She’s competing for the same dwindling resources. She’s equally disinclined to make her community relatively self sufficient. Other than a source of redshirts, she’s nothing but downside. If I can’t have Negan dead before 10.07pm tonight, then I’ll settle for pest extermination. Start drinking? Were we supposed to agree on a time because ... yeah. Oops.

I would love if Negan was killed off in a hideous manner in the first ten minutes but, much as I despise the character, I’ve come to terms with the probability that he is not going anywhere. I can’t swallow a redemption arc though. Show cannot ask me to bond with a character who viciously and gleefully murdered Glen. I don’t care how bad his life was pre- and post-apocalypse. He could donate a kidney to Judith, and I’d still want him dead.