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She really did grab his hat and run! I snorted my tea.

Hamza looks like he's being driven to his death.

Alina, he's just not that into you. Take a hint.

If they skip them this week I'll be disappointed. They are my favorite disaster this season.

Can I trade this train wreck for some other train wreck instead please? We haven't seen Usman and Kimballlly yet, shoot me over there so I can see if he's succeeded in grabbing his ps5 and running.

Is he trying to turn this tlc shot into a book deal? I don't see that working out...

Dammit Mike, why do you make me like you with that sweet speech that you even took the time to learn how to say in her language? She better marry this dude, she won't do better. He's got flaws but compared to what she's used to dating he is a five star catch and has a good heart.

He sent his ex naked pics of his new girlfriend? That's not at all what I expected. A dick pic more likely, but damn gino, wtf.

Mike is a little gross and has no game but he at least seems like a decent guy and would be good to those kids. She could and has done worse (hitman).

He's lucky there's a camera crew with him or he might be in trouble...

The flat out begging for dick is not a good look, kimbally. We get you haven't had any in a long time but calm down.

He will need the whole bottle, not just a glass.

I'd be terrified we are about to witness another round of tlc soft core porn if I didn't know there's no way Useman is sleeping with Kimbally.

"I don't understand why he's using covid as an excuse" Momma says, ignoring the fact that he'd have to fly on a plane and traverse through two or more airports, all riddled with covid, to reach her rural town.

He's really blaming his slob behavior on adhd. Nah bro.

Damn he came out and said it on camera that he doesn't find her attractive. I'm surprised he'd admit it, but maybe he figures she'll already be gone before it airs so who cares...but then that makes me question his long game again. Useman why are you so perplexing.

Wonder how much covid was at this house party. All I could think of while watching.

This is also a good point! Most phone cameras have the equivalent to a 35mm lens which is unflattering unless you get far away, but most people don't get further than the length of their arm. It will distort your features close up. Flattering and more true representations would come from an 85mm focal length (or a 50 is doable) Okay I'm done sorry guys. I'm a wedding photographer so this shit is already in my head.

Not to get overly literal with this but I recently googled some relevant info so...the mirror tends to lie and show you the best version of yourself because it's what you're familiar with seeing. But a photograph is often a better representation of what you look like to everyone else. The mirror is also reversed, which can be why seeing a photo looks so different. I'm willing to bet Kimbally doesn't look at pictures of herself if she can avoid them but she loves what the mirror shows her.

"I would never make you do things you don't wanna do...except me. You must do me."

He's not wrong about the hospital bill if something happens in america. And he's not crazy for not wanting to fly during covid times. She needs to calm down and realize the pandemic ain't over.

Why does Memphis talk to this man like he's five years old. It's irritating as hell. I suspect she thinks he will understand easier if she speaks in broken english, but that's not how it works.

Wait what. Elijah was creepin' on them? Dude why subject yourself to that? I saw it on my tv screen and they were still clothed and I regret it.

Just my luck that I got distracted by my cat hacking up a huge hairball directly on the rug right when Kimbally was Not!Begging for sex and missed most of that scene. I'm gonna guess she did in fact beg though.

Oh yeah sure, I absolutely would sign up to be on a tv show about finding love if my ex was a hitman that threatened to kill me and he's still out in the wild somewhere...