lgprimes

The one exception to this would be if they brought back Richard Burgi (the first Ashland Locke). I could sit and stare at that man as he recites the alphabet.

That’s it?? We’re never going to get any of the glaring plot holes explained are we? He somehow knew the DATES is shark and Phyllis’ big fights. And yeah instant clothing change mid-balcony fall, unless those two twins had swapped places before the fight ever happened. Honestly sometimes this show goes out of its way to ruin what could be a good story.

Ashley is acting sus af to me today

It sure felt like Ashley and Alan came in on the same flight. How many flights from Paris could land on Genoa City daily? I’m going to be SO annoyed if they make Ashley the villain in this. Also I love the idea of Audra being Dumas. And maybe Holden has some part in it. Let’s all hope.

I refuse to believe Audra would waste one second talking to Victor EXCEPT to try to find out more about the Damian/Dumas situation. Kyle is so far in her rear-view mirror, she couldn’t be bothered. And it is insulting to ask women to think she would ever again be taken in by VictorNewman. If she agrees to anything with this guy, I’m praying she is working undercover for Tucker.

I’m a day late I’m this but need to vent about what a dumb plan Jack came up with for the corporate spy. Pay the guy more?? Why would you pay him anything? He’s clearly not trustworthy and could still play both sides. It costs nothing to pretend you don’t know and feed the guy incorrect information that could tank Victor’s plan. Come on, this isn’t his first rodeo. Little slice of happiness: Oh hi Ashley!!

If Dumas turns it to be Cain and it’s the same actor, it might be enough for me to stop watching for awhile. So unappealing! Otherwise I am finding Damian and Holden to be worthy additions so far. I’m liking that part of the show, and the Alan/Martin storyline. everything else is snoozeworthy.

For real, whoever is writing the dialogue needs to go back to writing greeting cards. I have built up a good deal of patience from a long lifetime of soap watching, but I had to fast forward when I realized I was going to sprain my eyeballs over the awkward drivel they were spewing.

They also would never think of letting a woman try to get one over in the powerful VictorNewman in the world of business.

I thought the scene between Phyllis and Diane was performed really well by both actresses. A rare treat on this show! A nervous breakdown lines up well with MS’s style. Connor looks alot like Adam as he is getting older. Good casting! Too bad that kid has to act in the most boring storyline on this soap. (Well, tied with Claire/Kyle). A new dog would be much more exciting. Thank God for Traci. No other character on this soap would have figured out the kidnapping culprit anywhere near as quickly!

Did anybody else notice Grant’s sister in the audience looking super cranky? Wonder what that was about.

Yes we did, they tussled in a hallway right before tumbling out the window. There were definitely two people, in different clothes.

I about snorted when HI’s response to Zoe’s “I want to get to know more about you” comment was “My favorite color is blue”! Bro WHUT??? You’re not even going to pretend? I’m not sure if he strung her along for this trip just to have an easy elimination or if ABC wants her for the next Bachlorette and needed her to get more exposure.

Especially a kindergartener who has no Newman blood in him. Tara please come reclaim him ASAP!

I was willing to believe that Alan was in cahoots with Michael. Michael would know all the history of S&P and would be motivated to have them make up, and he could have asked Alan for some psychological idea to help it along. It all made harmless sense until the gas started. Who knows, maybe it was harmless laughing gas and Phyllis just panicked. The biggest disappointment of the day was when they DIDN’T accidentally kill Billy or Nick by bashing their skull in. Either one would have been acceptable.