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Ellie Godfrey

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Everything posted by Ellie Godfrey

  1. I wish Rebecca would do something about that fried, poorly dyed mop on her 47 yr old head.
  2. You have every right to whine! That's got to be painful! Keep it clean. I got a systemic infection from a blister breaking in some new sandals.
  3. This has to be the dumbest, dimmest group of desperados they've fielded to date.
  4. So sorry to hear you're sickly! I was attacked by hornets and I'm loaded up on prednisone, which makes me hungry and hostile. I'll make some extra snark so you can rest up.
  5. Daniel looks like Dill from "To Kill a Mockingbird"
  6. She looks like a clown with all that silly eye makeup and ugly lipstick. She's actually pretty without that mess.
  7. You see his soft, flabby physique? He needs the Planet Fitness "no judgment" policy.
  8. Caesar needs to trim his fingernails. I wonder if he knows any nail techs.
  9. Darcey is a bottomless pit of perverse drama fed by delusion and desperation.
  10. She's delusional. I hope this new dude is Jesse 2.0.
  11. The gauges are getting me. I can't help but think of how they'll look in ten years, all stretched out and hanging down to his shoulders.
  12. Let's see if we can get together with Debbie for bulk rates on restraining orders.
  13. Irony is not a concept most of these idiots can recognize.
  14. Maybe that's his true calling. His depth and sensitivity would make him an excellent marriage & family counselor. 🙄
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