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Ellie Godfrey

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  1. Ellie Godfrey
    Maybe he can find a farmer who needs his cow shit shoveled up. Pole is highly qualified.
  2. Ellie Godfrey
    Already surpassing mom and dad in maturity,
  3. Ellie Godfrey
    I am so tired of hearing these idiot Americans whine about all they "gave up" to be with their loves. I don't recall seeing any guns held to heads.
  4. Ellie Godfrey
    Woo hoo! Here we go! Pole - everyone hates you.
  5. Ellie Godfrey
    It's a whole loaf.
  6. Ellie Godfrey
    It's a rental. He hasn't been driving long enough to be an authorized driver.
  7. Ellie Godfrey
    She's embarrassing.
  8. Ellie Godfrey
    We have scented loo paper. It's just not scented until after it's used.
  9. Ellie Godfrey
    He had some sexy time plans for that AirBnB.
  10. Ellie Godfrey
    Landing strip is my bet
  11. Ellie Godfrey
    But Big Ang has Mockal's balls in a beer can in the carport. Besides, sweet little Akyini can't introduce him to Donald Trump.
  12. Ellie Godfrey
    Goodwill
  13. Ellie Godfrey
    burqa
  14. Ellie Godfrey
    Maybe that's the goat Big Ang's redneck wedding planner is going to bbq.
  15. Ellie Godfrey
    Eek. Maybe because his teeth aren't totally jacked.
  16. Ellie Godfrey
    Married. It doesn't matter who she is married to. Married means she's not alone. Until she learns that there's nothing lonelier than being alone in a marriage,
  17. Ellie Godfrey
    She knows no other way to hold their interest than to sex up a guy. If they don't want to screw her she's afraid that means they don't like her. I worry for her daughters' self-esteem.
  18. Ellie Godfrey
    I hope Tom falls for Stacy and she for him.
  19. Ellie Godfrey
    Rebecca is a selfish, culturally insensitive cow. Sied is living in the 3rd century.
  20. Ellie Godfrey
    I'm sure they know that drink in Beirut. Sheesh, What an ugly American.
  21. Ellie Godfrey
    She's a queen! She should be treated like one: beheaded and said head stuck on a pike.
  22. Ellie Godfrey
    She's got some catching up to do after quitting the Jesse Temperance Society.
  23. Ellie Godfrey
    They really do. Becoming a nun is akin to marrying. Jesus is the groom and the nun wears a wedding ring. (In most orders)
  24. Ellie Godfrey
    Their bellies done lopped over their belts.
  25. Ellie Godfrey
    All these guys have Dunlop disease.
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