Stripper Glitter

River's company excepted, of course :-P

I've had a vibe off him for some time, mostly because he reminds me of the guy my friend married the year after she graduated high school. They were married over 20 years, and one day I came home and saw a Facebook photo he posted of him & a guy that clearly was not a "friends" pic, but a FRIENDS pic. Gay as the day is long. I thought he was just uptight. Nope. Anyway, Russ reminds me SO MUCH of him.

"Sickly boy man" hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Perfect!!!!

I fell asleep so have not seen it yet, but based on the descriptions in the thread, I imagine him trembling in fear. Agreed. Her mother is downright haughty, and Chantel & River follow suit. I have never seen anyone look down their noses like these people do. Literally. River. STFU.

"A real baby would have cried before it burst into flames" LOL

I'm a big girl, 4 babies, no complications at any time. I even lost weight during and after pregnancy. Hey, Whitney....

My Granny would have said: "Well, there's no conceit in her family. She got it all." Lol

Could you imagine the mass hysteria amongst the Duggar males, given all the skin Whit likes to show???? NIKE NIKE NIKE NIKE!!

A few years ago a friend talked me into doing a 5k Color Dash. For at least a month before my husband & I walked a 5k nearly every day, including the route itself. Come Dash Day, it was warmer than I was used to. Everyone was passing me. My husband not-so-helpfully told be how we were last, even being beat by little old ladies. I was so pissed! By the time we were near the finish line I was limping and crying. I walked across the finish line holding hands with my husband & friend. But dammit I did it. Of course it burned me out on walking and I quit going after that, but I finished. I waa about 30 lbs heavier than I am now. It was rough. But, at least I never had to switch to flip flops, and no chub rub ointment was in sight :-p

Yes!! Except mine is metal and I bought a nylon one to replace it lol

Oh my. That was an epic display. Whitney. WHITNEY. If you can't put your own shoes or chub rub ointment on, THERE IS A PROBLEM. WHITNEY! There's nothing fabulous about this. I'm a fat girl. I have my husband lotion my back because it's awkward (impossible) to reach it all well. But the rest of me I lotion. I put on and tie my own shoes. I'm fat, I own it. But my god Whitney you're thisclose to being bed-bound. WAKE UP!

It's delicious. I used to make it a lot. Now we don't bc low carb ;-) Oh, I live in the PNW. Wait. It was sliced American cheese? Not shredded cheddar? Ewwwww.

I'm still watching so don't want to read comments yet but goodness the drawwwwwwwwwwl. That's extreme. Maggots?! Squealing like a freakin' pig! Goodness. Froot Loops? Yeah, we knew that diet wasn't working. Crazy eyes over the Coke! I swear, if there's deep fried wontons in this apt.... I think Lisa is maybe not all there Herburt is gonna mess this up Taking bets as to her next weigh-in. Let's go with....710 She ain't gonna walk Oh, more pig squeals! Oh boy, a dietitian. This should go well. Pudding! Bread! Pizza rolls! Shitty Walmart donuts! Lasagna! Lisa bout to cut a bitch. If looks could kill.... Sex life! I don't understand. Is she rewarding Herburt with food for sex? Oh, he's digging that stuff out of the trash. Weigh in time! Ok seriously, is she maybe just a little slow-witted? For real. Yep, saw that coming. Oh Dr. Now you're delightful when you throw shade! A proposal. Aww. But there's a catch, she has to walk down the aisle. Oops I dozed off and woke up to the therapist. Oh my lord send her home. Holy shit. I think Lisa wants to be miserable. She doesn't know how to function unless there's drama. Omg - "Are you done?" - Dr. Now. Lol! I think he's right, that's where she wants to be is in the bed. Oh boy, Herburt has been asked to leave the room. Oh shit. Chill, Lisa. You can fix this, c'mon. Oh she's nucking futs. Run, Herburt! Yeah, go Dr. Now! Don't put up with her shit! Oh boy, you know her family is like "We don't really want her back". Start the tears, guilt your daughter who has her dream job. Ahh! The episode cut off. How does it end?

She and Donna snuggled right up.

Truth. I have it in one foot and it's hideous. I can go in a flat sole for a couple hrs or so but after that torture. I wear $45 Vionic flip flops as house slippers to deal with it. She's such a WHINER.

I only gained 20 lbs with each of my 4 pregnancies, and by 6 wks postpartum weighed less than when I got pregnant. Then my metabolism laughed and slowed down. Jerk. But seriously, my OB's nurse told me that in her experience, women who were heavier at the start usually didn't gain as much. Of course, this is Whitney's potential pregnancy we're talking about, and she'd dive at the excuse that she was "eating for 2", so never mind.

Torrid's sizing is more generous than LB, though typically to get their larger sizes you need to buy online. Most things in-store don't go above a 4 or 5, their largest is a 6: Torrid 6 is equivalent to a 6X or size 30 Bust 66-70" Waist 60-64" Hips 72-76" Lane Bryant 28 is a 56 bust, 50" waist, 58.5 low hip. The highest online size is a 32 with a 60" bust, 54" waist, and 62.5" low hip I'm 5'10 and weigh 322 at present. At Torrid I wear a 3 or 4, depending.

I would be shocked if she can fit into anything at a Lane Bryant store. They only go up to a 26/28 in-store, usually, *maybe* a 30/32 in some stores. Maybe. I am taller and therefore thinner than Whit (any guesses as to what she weighs?) and I only was able to start buying jeans in-store after I lost 30 lbs. and I'm still at the upper end of their sizing.

The more cotton the better. You know, I've been walking a mile+ 3-4x/week since the beginning of January, on the treadmill at the gym. I wear cotton capris, cotton underthings, cotton cotton cotton. No chub rub. Bathing is also important, and sometimes I wonder if our pal Whit bathes regularly.... Edited to say - viewing the screen shots above, I would also like to thank the good Lord that though I am a big girl, I am also tall, and not built like Whitney. Thank You Jesus for height.

Right? She needs to stop it. I cannot fathom walking around in leggings and a sports bra, unless I'm Christie Brinkley.

Haha! Sorry to disappoint but it's an item used in yoga, etc and is good for helping position mom in labor for pain relief and such.

The scene with Ashley & Whitney on the couch was weird. And disturbing. And did I say weird? Like, when I was pregnant and trying to kick start labor, I cannot under any circumstances imagine myself interacting like that with a friend. Just no. Likewise, I cannot imagine being the friend trying to help the pregnant friend, with weird "massages" (seriously WTF was that) and gross food. Just no. And Whitney was perilously close to fiddling with Ashley's nipples. I couldn't believe my ears when that topic came up, but once it did I noticed Whitney's hands were awfully close to that general area. NO WAY would I do that with/to a friend nor be on the receiving end. Breast pumps work fine. Of course then Whitney would've wanted the colostrum she might have pumped. Oh lord I'm frankly surprised Whitney did not offer to suckle. *shudder* Does anyone think Donna might be something along the lines of a caretaker for Whitney? Thinking of 600 LB Life, where people need help bathing and such.

With all due respect to laboring women (and I've been there 4x), actively being a doula (labor support) *can* be really hard work. I spend hours on my feet working with women, squeezing hips, rubbing backs, holding peanut balls steady, verbally encouraging....I comfort them when they're tired....the last birth I left the hospital limping and could barely walk the next day. I don't mind, I do it because I love it. But the work really can be hard. That said, in this case Mom had an epidural and was confined to bed. The hardest thing Whit did was walk briskly from her car to the room, and apparently hold a leg.

I use a CBD tincture/oil to help me sleep and for aches and pains. No high. A dose is 20 drops (per the bottle). FIVE knock my ass right out within 30 minutes, and I'm a big girl. I think I'm ultra-sensitive to weed stuffs. The times I have tried edibles (at home, not driving, ever) I have had awful panic attacks and been out of my mind paranoid. Not a fun time. I leave that stuff alone and just use the CBD when I need it.