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On 4/5/2021 at 2:50 PM, Ohiopirate02 said:
I buy whole pineapples and core them at home. They only cost 2 bucks if you are willing to cut it yourself.
I got three for 99 cents each a few months ago. They're busy taking up a LOT of space in my little freezer. 🤑
Topic: I can't think of a single fundie, other than the Maxwells, who would clean and cut their own produce. Certainly not Lazy Ass Rodrigues and Lazier Ass Husband.
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3 hours ago, GeeGolly said:
My uncles, on my mom's side, all lived in southern states. I met them for the only time in my early twenties. I met one of them again about ten years later. I knew their names from as long as I remember and I know their names now, even though they all died years ago. I know my mom's parents names even though they died long before I was born.
I find it hard to believe that any of these kids, even the youngest ones, don't know the names of Michelle's sisters and brother. I'm not saying whether Joy named Evey after Evelyn or not, I'm just saying they know who their aunts and uncles are.
Just 6 years ago they all had a family reunion. Joy was there and so was her aunt Evelyn. Joy may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but surely she's not that dim. And Joe's son is named Garrett. Michelle's father's name.
Garrett is also Joe's middle name.
My idiot uncle didn't know his mother's parents' names. He didn't know any of her five siblings' names except for the great-uncle who's a bigot asshole just like he is. And my grandmother didn't come from a ginormous family like they do. I find it entirely believable that Joy, who seems to be regarded by many here as a dingbat, didn't know she has an evil sinful unholy aunt named Evelyn.
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1 hour ago, Tikichick said:
I can't see a source for the income and lifestyles of JB's children without JB as part of the equation. I find it impossible to believe that the same person who still talks to his married adult children who are parents themselves as if they need to be quiet, gather 'round and listen to what he's got to tell them like they did when they were children is simply going to dole out money to those same adult children and retain no control.
Yep. That house Joe and Kendra built? I'd swear on my cat's head that the money came from Jim Bob...with strings attached.
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3 minutes ago, Tikichick said:
The only member of Michelle's family I've ever heard referenced is her father. This is the first time I've ever heard of her sister, let alone heard she was the youngest of a very large family herself.
It was on the first special, and I've seen it in print media, too.
2 minutes ago, GeeGolly said:I get what your saying, but even if you're not naming a kid after someone, you're still using the name. When my husband were going over names, we rejected a lot of them due to associations with others, even though in theory if we used them, we wouldn't be naming our kids after them.
They have a very large family, just as my birth grandmother does (13 kids, dozens and dozens of grandkids, both parents came from very large families). A lot of names ended up being reused just because they were popular or because their parents forgot there was another Steve or Sondra. I don't find it unusual to have multiple people with the same name.
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2 hours ago, Tikichick said:
I wonder if they are named after her intentionally, or if she's so removed from their lives it never crossed their minds? IMO that wouldn't be a stretch among a bunch of people who were raised with blinders on.
I very much doubt the kids are named after Great-Aunt Evelyn. They're members of a huge family whose mother was by far the youngest of a big family. If they knew Evelyn at all, it must have been just peripherally.
I know the first special had Mullet's oldest sister on it, but that was obviously geared for television. They acted like they hardly knew each other. That sister has a child older than Michelle and one the same age as Mullet.
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10 hours ago, iwantcookies said:
Don’t give the HUNK any ideas about their pet dog. He might eat the dog.
Have we seen the dog lately???
One of the Wicked Witch's flying monkeys got him.
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1 minute ago, ginger90 said:
No post for Easter yet, this year.
Here’s the picture you referenced:
"And your little dog too!"
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47 minutes ago, BitterApple said:
He is nice looking and I love how Katey's mom showed some cleavage. No modesty panels for her!
Katey's mom looks like Katie Couric.
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7 minutes ago, cmr2014 said:
Even Josh would, I think, be thrilled to slow (stop) the baby train.
Josh would have been happy with two kids, I think. He was visibly unhappy when M3 was announced.
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2 hours ago, sheshark said:
Because the longer sleeves were SEE THROUGH! You could see her shoulders. Remember Meechelle saying shoulders must be covered because it was so much temptation.
Her dress doesn't look all that bad. Yes, they added sleeves where they weren't needed, but it still looks better than Erin Bateseses' dress, or Joy's, or especially, that monstrosity that Mullet wore for her wedding 2.0.
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4 minutes ago, BitterApple said:
I like Katey's dress, but it's hard to see it with the hair curtain covering most of the front.
I understand wanting Felicity to be in the wedding given that Jinger was Jed's buddy, but I'm not sure that was such a great idea. Toddlers are moody. A cross-country flight, time difference and having several hundred strangers staring at you is a surefire recipe for a meltdown. It sounds like she wasn't cooperating if Jeremy ended up having to carry her.
For a guy who's finally about to get laid, you'd think Jed could muster more than a tight half-smile.
He's probably trying to figure out the mechanics ahead of the great double deflowering. "I put it WHERE?!"
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5 hours ago, Ohiopirate02 said:
Soup is a course, not a complete meal. Where's the bread, or salad, or just something else to actually fill those kids???
Soup can absolutely be a complete meal, especially if it's something filling like broccoli-cheese. I usually just have a bowl of soup -- you're saying I should have the maid bring me more courses even if I'm full?
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2 hours ago, leighdear said:
Nope, not buying it. Jill has been surrounded by women all her life and supposedly has many, many "sweet" friends that she always drags into her posts. Her looking to a new dog to fulfill some sort of sisterhood is just ludicrous to me.
And who is actually training the dog? Does she just jump on the bus with her little leash & take herself off to doggie school every few days? I attended obedience school WITH my dog, in my teens. That's how he knew I was the "alpha" dog, not him. I've never know of a well behaved family dog that didn't have to train with their actual owner.
A friend of mine sent her Norwegian elkhound puppy to training last year, without her. He was away at doggy boot camp for a few weeks by himself. It's common among professional dog trainers.
I call my female cats my little girls. I called my (late) dogs my baby boy and my bichon girl. I don't find it weird at all. I'd find it weird if people didn't refer to their pets by gender.
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17 hours ago, Zella said:
I'm wondering this too. I just checked the property records for both Benton County and Washington County, and Jed! has no property in his name in either one. The article claimed the purchase happened today, so maybe the records are a bit behind, but in my experience, they do update pretty quickly. If they did buy it for him and transferred it to him, we should be able to find that pretty soon. I can keep checking, and we'll see if anything pops up for Jed! If they do give him the house, I think it pretty much confirms that he's the new Golden Boy in Josh's stead.
The article says Jim Bob and Mullet bought the house a year ago, March 30, 2020. If they were going to transfer it to Smuggar 3.0, I'd think it would have been done by now.
That house is one bland, boring 1970s house of dulls. I'd like to see photos of the inside and see if it's been updated at all. Happy wedding present, kids, here's some fake dark wood paneling, shag carpeting, and loud-ass floral wallpaper to start you off with.
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On 3/30/2021 at 6:43 AM, 65mickey said:
Ma looks like a cross between Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie and Lily Tomlin as Ernestine the telephone operator on Laugh in.
I came here just to post that Grandma looks like Tootsie.
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8 minutes ago, anyasmom said:
Well, at least she wouldn't have to attend a class with heathens. And you have many topics to choose from, so there's bound to be some acceptable topic...
I can report that I have not seen Abbie in any class. 😆
Topic: Abbie seems down to earth. I get the impression from her MLM shills that she knows they're crap, but she does it to go along and get along. Or maybe she does it because they need the money.
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Mullet should have worn some sunscreen when she was mowing the lawn in her bikini and breaking up marriages.
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31 minutes ago, drafan said:
Doesn't matter.....I will never stop coveting her hair.
Same.
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18 hours ago, iwantcookies said:
Why did Jill post that selfie? She looks unhinged. She doesn’t look good. Girl is a nutter.
It's the wacky weed, I tell you. Jill and David both. It would explain his stoner expression and the munchie-foods belly, too.
(I jest.)
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2 hours ago, madpsych78 said:
So clearly, once upon a time, Jill did know how to feed her kids and care for them properly.
I wouldn't say that. Some of those kids look as neglected as they do now.
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Guesses on where the newlyweds will live? Bunk bed jokes aside.
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On 3/23/2021 at 11:34 PM, iwantcookies said:
Maybe they all got COVID or mold poisoning or something.
What will the new blessing be called. I’m never right guessing. Mmm Moses or Martha
I'm not expecting (haha) an announcement until this summer or so, but they're due for a Matthew, Max, Molly, or Maggie. No Madeleine, that's too fancy for them.
Other suggestions:
Michaelangelo (so what if they have a kid named Michael already)
Mary (so what if they have a kid named Maryella already)
Millie (that feels inevitable, although it's cute)
Matilda (or Mattie)
Madison (could work for a girl or a boy. I'm sure they know who Madison Cawthorn is)
Maci (who cares if a Bates took that name and its dastardly saccharine spelling)
Magnus (or Magnum, after the condoms)
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11 minutes ago, libgirl2 said:
Of course she does!
More levels of inappropriate Rodriguii weirdness!
There are eleven kids in that photo. Well, 13 if you count the two most immature humans. But the Rods have 13 children now, right? So that means this photo, with its graven image of Jill's natural hair color, wasn't taken that long ago.
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2 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:
That kid is wearing lipstick?
It looks like lip gloss to me.
I LOL at Jill's natural hair color, but how the hell did Timbits happen? Has he been bleaching his hair for years?
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Sweet Fellowship: Duggars and Friends (aka the Bates Family and Other Featured Families Thread)
in Counting On
I've always thought he's the most unfortunate-looking male Bates. Someone called him ferret face once, and that's so accurate.