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So surprise, surprise, they actually did open a spot on 125th. They're actually around the corner and up the block from me now. I thought it was meant to be instead of the original spot, but it seems they made it a second location. That whole "we need 2,000, 2500 square feet" thing tho ... yeah, no. My neighbor told me her daughter went over to get a tat, and the place was smaller than the original place. (She didn't, though, but I forget right now why she didn't get it.)
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8 hours ago, KimberStormer said:
This is very true. Keeping Michele makes sense for Cydney. Just like voting out Michele made sense for Tai. Both of them executed weirdly though--I would have thought "you can't tell me what to do!" would have been a losing strategy to persuade your alliance. BUT now that I've thought of it, she can't exactly say to Aubry "Well I want to keep Michele because that helps me beat you" so perhaps using her (genuine, I suppose) annoyance as a decoy reason was a great idea. And it worked, after all! (I still think voting out Tai would have been better for her though--why vote out Cupcake, who is not tight with Aubry, and keep Tai, who is?)
(You don't mean to say that she doesn't look glowingly amazing, do you?)
No, I mean it's just wrong. She started out pretty damned good, and has gone onto amazing. Dammit. And, to her credit, her true feelings mainly exist in her interviews, not in ordering people around or dismissing their opinions.
As long as Joe remains on the island, Cydney will never have to worry about being the most bossy, bad tempered, hard-headed and mean-spirited Survivor out there.
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4 hours ago, eXiled said:
Girl, I am honored. I'm always happy to be of service to you, ZaldamoWilder. Your posts are LIFE-BRINGING in all the sub-forums you frequent and I'm always waiting to read your thoughts. I still read forums of shows I no longer watch just to keekee with you and a few others that make me laugh out loud.
Your screenname told me you were good people. :-)
I have nothing to add to this. In the spirit of RaBethLu, I'm just here to lord my good fortune over others, having experienced said kees in person. Hilarity always ensues.
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Jeff annoyed so much with the "Cydney, not even in this!" I had to mute him until he had to acknowledge some strategy. Totally agree with others that if it had been one of the guys Jeff would have been calling out "Jason, with the slow and steady approach! This is classic tortoise vs hare!"
QuoteCydney is actually playing a pretty straight-forward game that makes for a decent "didn't backstab anyone" jury case. Cydney pretty clearly makes it known when she doesn't care for someone, and might vote along with them for a round or two but clearly has them targeted. It's a bit Sandra-esque.
I disagree with the premise that Cydney's vote was emotional or out of anger because Tai was dictating. She already wanted to vote Jason, and while she didn't appreciate Tai's disregard, it wasn't a "he won't listen, so now I'm going to vote someone else just to show him." If it was out of anger because nobody tells Cyndey what to do, her vote would have gone to Joe.
It's pretty clear to me that she was voting to keep HER best interests around. Aubrey very clearly has Joe and now Tai. If Cydney votes out Michelle, who she has some sway with, she really does give up all recourse. Plus Jason was doing much better at challenges than Michelle, so getting him out accomplished another benefit. Now Cydney has given herself some options - get Michelle and Tai to vote with her, since she and Michelle have more loyalty to one another than they do Aubrey; or stick with Aubrey and Joe.
Cydney had the best game tonight, followed by Michelle. Got immunity, gave Michelle the heads up about her vote so she could fight and gained loyalty points with her, and got rid of a threat for winning not just challenges but the final. That she looks glowingly amazing at this point is just wrong, though.
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18 hours ago, film noire said:
Oh, Eileen. Wish you'd never left the set of Y & R, just to show us your ass (and with all the grace of a baboon in a zoo reading a Miss Manners book while displaying both cheeks). Despite all her self-help verbiage, her concept of real 'bonding' is sharing pain with near strangers on a tv show as an act of deepening friendship. (psst, Eileen? There's a free seat at Kim's next meeting -- and pro tip: one of the key steps is knowing that intimacy through pain is not bonding, it's co-dependent. But keep on giving those impromptu lectures on personal growth!)
Oh, LVP. Somehow, I ended up on your team. These goddamn Housewife shows rip me to shreds, playing havoc with my psyche. I careen from one to another like a pinball -- while simultaneously tracking manipulative editing, scripting and camera work like a film student at UCLA watching Citizen Kane -- but still, I rise. To the bait. Every time. That's how you won my heart. Here it is in a pink box, labeled "Pussy" (cuz that word is so value-neutral in your easy breezy homeland -- that blessed realm of monarchs, Burke's peerage and classist rules of engagement -- that any reference to a woman's vulva is seen as so much tea and jam.)
Oh, Kyle. Stop reminding me of Faye Resnick. I somehow manage to forget About That, and then you remind me About That, and then I hate you all over again (and have to imagine myself in your place with LVP -- me in a black neoprene caftan -- EAST COAST, REPRESENT! -- LVP both intrigued and frightened of my constant interrogations about the etymology of pussy.)
Kathryn -- oh, I kinda like you. Who saw THAT coming? (Not me, by any means.) Loved the colour of your dress, although the cut wasn't quite right. (Reminded me too much of my Christmas Eve green velvet dress when I was a kid, circa mid-seventies. Too "One Day at a Time", maybe.)
Erika; oh! How powerless you look -- playing the c*nt card in a bid for cutting edge status, while lowering your voice and eyes in your husband's presence like an obedient geisha.
Oh, Lisa Rinna; poor fucking Harry, having to listen to you chow chow this shit for the next six months. Strap it on, Harry, strap it on.
Oh -- and Brandi? Still got the world on a tampon string, I see.
Aaaalllll of this. Every little bit. Plus the extra frosting.
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Yolanda. [ ] Shut the fuck up, lady!
I just enjoy this, ever so much. Had to post for the zillionth time tonight to say so. It tickles me to imagine someone yelling this at her.
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I .... don't even know you right now. I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed.
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9 minutes ago, HumblePi said:
The reason Bravo is pushing Brandi back in front of the camera is because their sister station E! is premiering a new series called 'Famously Single' and Brandi Glanville is a cast member. I've seen it advertised on TV and groaned when I saw Brandi. Oh no, another show I'll never watch. Looks like pure tripe. Here's the article about it.
Bringing their romances from tabloid headlines to life, eight single celebrities will reveal the truth behind their breakups, public divorces and bad relationships.
Meet the "Famously Single" Cast:
Brandi Glanville - The former troublemaker of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is unfiltered and notorious for her antics on the hit Bravo series. Brandi is unapologetic and direct. A former model, this beauty publicly struggles to get past her ex-husband's affairs.Oh god, who do they think even still cares??? This bitch has gotten more mileage out of the divorce than she ever got out of the marriage. Talk about your one-trick ponies.
I guess the hat trick was her hugging Lee Ann at the soccer game this week.
QuoteOh, I got a memo. I said fine by me but for clarification I asked about using dingbats or euphemisms and was told "No." and specifically one can't even use that common phrase about hoping to look at someone the day after Monday.
So, okay for Bravo to make the word a storyline, buuuutttt .... not okay for us to use the actual word in discussions. Or euphemisms. Got it. Thank goodness the season is over, I won't have to play a round of "Taboo" to talk about Erika's favorite phrase.
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I just want to punch Erika.
Swear on your son? Would that be the one you left behind as a toddler? So yeah, that vow ... and damn Kathryn, you just let her run you down with that machine gun bullshit. I was annoyed no one said "how the fuck was that different than you running your ass to tell Yolanda what was said?" It irked the shit out of me seeing Yolanda sit there, smug as hell and smirk at every dig at LVP or slap by Erika. She excuses everything in those who sit at her alter and skewers the rest.
Arggh! These girls frustrate me. Nobody knows how to fight.
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35 minutes ago, mbaywife123 said:
KR and BG just fade out to nowhere-ville.
Kim Richards is going to jail.
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WOOHOOOO!!!!!
Damn, my hands hurt from clapping so hard! I must have clapped for a solid minute when he shook his head and Scott was like, "You're not going to play it?" YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take that, asshat!
#tairedeemed
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Lincoln NOOOOOO! Loved Ilana's stoicism though.
The rest ... well, c'mon, y'all. Be better. If I wanted to watch "one person is hiding a relationship from another person/people then bumps into them in the same restaurant (in a city stupid with restaurants), proceeds to frantically run from one date to another all night, only to be busted and is then overheard dissing said date in the end?" - and worse, KNOW that was exactly what was going to happen from the jump - I could watch, oh, everything else on TV?
Even anvilicious & telegraphed Broad City is better than no Broad City at all ('cause, Bevers fashion show.) But does it have to be either/or?
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Blake Griffin doing a little PR? Hard to know if this episode was filmed before or after punching the team equipment manager.
Enjoyed Lincoln enjoying his murse and "Eskimo brother" status. I thought Ilana's night with BG was the best. Abbi getting robbed ... *veering*
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Kyle said on his Twitter tonight that Tai returned his idol to him right after they got back to camp.
I wonder if we would have learned this information next week/episode? I guess this relieves me of the burden of anticipating that bit of additional strategy and game play next week/episode. Yeah.
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That was a squeaker! But now Cydney has to beware the next vote. I did think it was very cute when she was interviewing about Julia telling everything and she called Debbie "Miss Debbie," in a very respectful southern way.
The women aren't stupid (other than voting Debbie out, 'cause ... 5. I get the whole "she's telling Julia everything, thing..." but then you just don't. tell. Debbie.) They know Julia's vote was nothing about voting with them, and everything about not voting out one of the guys.
Tai. What a disappointment. Say what you will about Sandra Diaz-Twine (Greatest Survivor Player Ever!), she never pretended like she cared about every little living being before crushing their food (or heat/cooking) source.
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I hate Dorinda. So I'm happy to see her get the drunk wildebeest edit.
Isn't SOMEONE besides Heather going to tell Bethenny off? (I don't count that drunken rant, because before it started she was kissing up to her, and even after she went after Ramona while telling Bethenny "I guess I'll stay at your house.")
The kind of good thing about watching with no favorites is you don't care if these bitches turn on one another and tear it up each week.
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I miss Heather. *small voice* Holla...
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I'm just not seeing at all this supposed air of entitlement that Tami tagged Maryum/Yaz with from her, but I see a hell of a lot of entitlement from Tami herself. If she didn't have such preconceived notions about who was coming in, she might have been able to suss out Maryum too. Cause nothing about her says she belongs in jail, and she's wearing the white undergarments also. You know, all the clues that gave Barbra away. Yet she misses them in Yaz. Go figure.
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Hold up ... when the hell did Avery turn 21?? Wasn't it just last year that Ramona was melting down about taking her to college, and breaking up with Mario??
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I think comedian Paul Mooney said it best when he spouted " Everybody wanna be a Ni##a, but don't nobody wanna be a Ni##a".
Brooklynista, I SWEAR I was going to use that quote, then erased it. You're absolutely right, it's the quote that fits best.
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I'm irrationally pissed that she told that girl from her class to "get that nappy hair done," and made it clear her son was WHITE and shouldn't have an "ethnic" hairstyle ... and this bitch goes out and gets herself locs and a big ass. Like, you want all the trappings AND the privileges. I guess the only thing stopping her from getting her lips done is that she already has 'em. For a white girl, anyway. Also not buying the "class project that turned into a hair session." Someone there just conveniently knew how to do them, and just HAPPENED to have all the hair necessary to cover Kail's long hair, and had NOWHERE to go for the next 8 hours ... mmhmm. Peddle that bullshit to somebody who doesn't know what it takes to get them. #notbasic
She's also the only reality 'ho I've ever seen hawking those waist trainers who actually looks FAT in one, and that's including a pregnant Maci.
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and she will say "can't feel my face"
... but I love it... [nod to de Udder One]
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Erika saying, 'let's just have fun', every TH is tiring. Producers are prompting the drama and you know this, you watch them do it every damn day they tape! Stop acting like you are above it all. You signed on knowing that this franchise does not specialize in love fests.
I almost had whiplash between Erika's first TH of "Rinna needs to address LVP/if she's gonna take her down she needs to have her facts straight" blah blah of that nature - almost giddy about it, cut to the next one "Why are these bitches always fighting? Can we just have dinner and a nice time?" Jiggawha??
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She might have been on Time but nobody is talking about her except college kids, the transgender community and people on the freaking "Caitlyn Jenner forum " Glad you found one weak example. You made my point for me.
Don't do that. Gracefully accept that I made your weak point non-existent.
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S06.E24: Secrets Revealed
in The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills
Oh Erica. You SHOULD give at least one fuck ...about that video. At your age, all the cotton candy pink, and ponytails and lollipops ... just, no. That's some Madonna ass cheeks out level of cringe worthiness.
Usually a Secrets episode shows us all the good stuff the editors should have put in but didn't in favor of whatever stupid storyline they want to push all. season. long. But this showed they probably did the best they could with what there was. That was a lot of verbiage from Mr. Mikey there, wa'nt it? Bounce on the dick then pat the puss indeed! But it was interesting to hear Erica admit the show was a vehicle for her career and see that little clip of her "acting" back in the day. I wonder if she also knew at 3 that she'd dump her marriage and child to pursue that career she envisioned?
Kyle, struggling hard to describe how Porsha added to Kim K's coffers without actually mentioning the app. Ha! "They go out on red carpets, and you have to buy wardrobes and paparazzi and ..."