[S07.E12: Something Blue]

1. Simon is a thirsty wannabe; I take anything he says with a grain of salt as he's also a habitual liar.
2.  My bathroom apartheid is real. I don't like contractors using my bathroom and I won't even share my bathroom with my husband HOWEVER if I was working with a crew of 3-4 people for the past eight years, and they spent hours upon hours in my house AND I had multiple bathrooms, I'd feel like a right asshole making them use a port-a-potty instead of setting one aside for their use (and asking to be reimbursed for necessary cleaning.) And wrt right assholes ...

3. I could have a pocket full of fucks and I wouldn't spare a single one for what MTV is doing to that entitled, plasticized, overly indulged, build-a-body, unintelligent, heinous, RACIST sociopathic asshole cunt of a wildebeest known to us as Farrah Abraham.  That karma is LONG delayed. She is without question the absolute worst of the pile of waste that assembled forms the Teen Mom franchise. Every one of them has been ruined by the fame and money to an extent, but she has been ruined beyond redemption.  

But, you know. Mileage, vary.

 

[S10.E04: All White Never Forget Showdown]

7 hours ago, islandgal140 said:

Lawd, Derek J still stuffing his rib roast with nails feet into some high heel shoes I see. 

6 hours ago, Sheenieb said:

For real! Kim is the trashiest one of them all. You know she must smell like Marlboros and dreams deferred.

D. N. R. ... Do Not Resuscitate 

[S08.E18: Law & Disorder]

On 11/2/2017 at 2:48 AM, AmandaUnbidden said:

Actually compared to all of her boyfriends, Kieffer comes off looking fairly good! He even said he would quit smoking with her to help her out and kept telling her things weren't as bad as she thought. He really seemed to try to make her feel better. 

Jeez, when your life and relationships are so messed up that Keiffer is a high point. lol But he really didn't seem like that bad of a guy. Well, for someone like Jenelle anyway. 

EDIT: Oh shit, just saw the scene where Keiffer manhandled Jenelle away from his car so never mind about that not so bad stuff. I still maintain he comes off as the best boyfriend she's had. lol

 

On 11/2/2017 at 10:00 AM, lovesnark said:

Keiffer definitely comes off as her best boyfriend-lol. IIRC, he had been trying to get away from her for the entire fight and she wouldn't stop. She jumped on his back a few times and she was the one doing the hitting, not him. I don't advocate putting your hands on someone, ever. But, I'd be hard pressed to not slap the snot out of Jenelle if she went tasmanian devil on me. She was the aggressor in that one and Keiffer is the one that was charged with assault. He left and Jenelle was so pissed off that he wouldn't engage, she called the cops and said he assaulted her.

Yeah I watched and rewatched that a few times, and it was clearly Janelle grabbing at whatever he had in his hand and trying to go at him and he was holding her off. Later he basically contained her arms and pushed her into the back seat. He didn't hit her, and as much as I am against men hitting women, he's also NOT required to stand there and let her whale on him. I think he was very restrained frankly, and hustled her off and away from him. Then goes to jail for his troubles, when SHE'S the one assaulting HIM. That was fucked up.

Janet! Always so reasonable, even to people who don't deserve it (Suzie). Also miss GetInKailsAss Joe. I'm glad he's more mature now and doesn't let her get him riled up, but she was a royal snot for no reason and I'm glad he knocked her down to size with "who the hell are you to think you're better because you're in school now? You didn't even get as far as I did!" and not wanting to give herself  

[Season 5 Discussion]

1 hour ago, Chickabiddy said:

“You want to know another fun fact? You are  marrying a foreigner. Get used to it. Bon Appetite.”

 I think I loves me some David. He just may be the perfect man to tame that shrew. I wish I were a better person and not  delighting so much in the rude awakening that is waiting for Evelyn. 

1 hour ago, sainte-chapelle said:

He had me at Bon Appetite, I want to be his friend. I also love how he scoffed at the American Dream and said he had a great life in Spain thank you very much.

I was all about David after his smackdowns and letting her know his shit was just fine thanks. He should have added "It's nice you've been planning this wedding for 18 years. Did you consider the person you were marrying might have some ideas? Or were you just going to pop him into place like it's not his wedding too?"

But I'm not giving him advice, 'cause he lost me with next week's previews. 

 

29 minutes ago, Sprockets said:

I'm thinking he's wearing scrubs.  For what reason I don't know, but they are comfortable.  It would also be difficult to know how to dress appropriately for that occasion.  

Clearly it calls for a pink lace ankle-length dress with white chunky heels, DUH.

[Rewrite a movie/book using a RHOC]

"Down these Mean Girl Streets"

[Marriage Boot Camp - General Discussion]

On 6/24/2017 at 0:31 PM, backformore said:

Yeah, Paula calls everyone "motherfucker", so why is "black bitch" or "black piece of shit" so terrible?

This is one of those "if you don't know, I can't tell you" situations.

I wasn't "shocked" either. Because that particular combination of words says *everything* I always thought about her. Paula wasn't a "piece of shit." (Which, wow, period.)  She was "a black piece of shit." Farrah had that one on her lips in no time at all.

It's clear Paula was a menace when drunk. So instead of leaving her the fuck alone, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DID, Farrah the perennial fucking buttinsky who never saw a situation she couldn't put her two cents in on, just had to get into it. Notice nobody else did. Just her, and her parents as tag alongs. She's such an on-camera gangster. "You wanna talk to me like that? I'm gonna escalate it even more!" 

One of these days, she's going to run across someone who doesn't give a fuck about a Debra or Michael. And who's gonna knock her the fuck out without a camera in sight to stop them.  

Kendra did kind of make it about her, but at the same time I'm glad she didn't let it slide by like everyone else did. FWIW, if I were there and she called someone a "gay piece of shit."  I'd have jumped to defense on behalf of my family - it doesn't have to be me directly, you aren't saying that shit in my presence. 

[Phaedra Parks: Undertaker, Esq.]

On 5/10/2017 at 1:19 PM, Baltimore Betty said:

It's a good thing that Phaedra has her undertakers license since she basically buried her law career.

Except ... not even that.

 

On 5/10/2017 at 7:59 PM, luvgoldens said:

How legit is Phaedra's "undertaker's license" of all things.  Conveniently gives her access to the deceased's social security nos. to supply Apollo for identity theft.  Just sayin . . .   The funeral business hasn't been much of her story line since Apollo went to camp.

[S09.E06: Wishful Invitation]

9 minutes ago, breezy424 said:

It's 2017.  Lu can wear whatever color she wants or whatever bridal gown she wants for her wedding.  Gone are the days that a woman is supposed to wear off white for a second or even third, etc. wedding.  And heck, wasn't 'white' a symbol of virginity.  How many brides lied about that wearing that white gown down the aisle.  She didn't have the 'big' first wedding.  So what she is over fifty.  Tom has never been married before.  It's their party and they can do what they want to.  If I go to a wedding, what the bride is wearing is my least concern.  Food and music are my priorities, and fun guests.

Yeah, inviting Sonja to the shower or bachelorette party and not the wedding was tacky.  But then again, did Lu control the invitation list.  I don't know.

Weellll.... since neither I nor Ramona was invited to the wedding, I'm free to make it my biggest concern.  

She gets to be tacky, I get to judge her for it. Seems like a fair trade off to me. And if it weren't her getting married, the Countess would be sitting right next to me talking shit. Hell, she'd beat ME to the punch, the first one tsk-tsking them for trying to jump on a ship that has sailed. It might not be your mother's 50 anymore, but there are just some things grizzled old birds should leave to the spring chickens. But when they don't ... TWoP. 

[S09.E06: Wishful Invitation]

Lu can do whatever she wants (and seems like she did.) But I'm never not gonna think it's tacky that she's playing My First Wedding at her age. The long white gown, the white veil, the maids <snort> of honor ... no, girl. Doesn't matter to me that it's her first real wedding. If she wasn't trying so hard to lock down that title the first time, she could have waited and planned that fairytale wedding instead of rushing off to City Hall two weeks after meeting her wallet, err... first husband. Now - from where I'm sitting - it just looks sad, pathetic and try-hard at her age.  

But I wish them luck.

Hilarious her make a big exit out of leaving because she was meeting Tom, like anybody was supposed to give a good damn.  "Okay everyone, I'm leaving to meet Tom now! See how I'm beaming with love and joy while I make this announcement and ... " only to give up with a "screw it, they don't give a damn" and slinking out. Like the election, I wish this wedding was already over with. She's so shrieky and desperate about the whole thing and thinks everyone's world is revolving around her love life. Also, LuAnn with income is insufferable. She's the biggest bitch of all when she can lord the bucks over the rest. Too bad she has to keep marrying men who won't settle just for her to do it.

20 hours ago, Trooper York said:

So lets review what we learned this week.

Brown ice is not just for outside the dog park anymore.

When you can't talk about your ex because of a court order get your flying monkey to do it on TV where he can not defend himself.

The best way to take care of a dilapidated ripped item is to turn it inside out. Sort of explains some of the plastic surgery choices.

You should go through your children's possessions and throw them out without them knowing because you want to get them used to throwing things away. Clothes. Toys. Friends. Spouses. Parents. They are never too young to learn to throw everything away. You can never keep anything. They always leave you. 

When you want to honor your dear departed don't invite your significant other to support you....invite a camera crew.

Only if you take your life lessons from reality TV.

18 hours ago, Lemons said:

I'm surprised Luann is wearing a white bridal dress with veil. After all, one doesn't do that in a second wedding, especially if one is over 50. Luann was, after all, the grand dame of tradition and manners, especially the upper crust of which she is such a part of. 

I'm sayin'. You just KNOW she was the talk of the town. And not in a good way.

10 hours ago, LIMOM said:

Nells?

oh those were the days. ;-)

Drank too much there ... also the Palladium. And the Roxy.

Speaking of, whatever happened to that club behind the kitchen they hung out in for one season?  

[S09.E06: Wishful Invitation]

On 5/11/2017 at 9:13 AM, BusyOctober said:

Tinsley's friend with the dog car was a joke right?  Please tell me no one on the crowded sidewalks of NYC is remote controlling their purse dog in these cars.  I could kinda understand it if I saw it on Beverly Hills since there are many ridiculous trends out in La-La Land (I don't condone it in any city...so unnecessary and ego-maniacal).

22 hours ago, UsernameFatigue said:

Meant to add to my first post here - Tinsley's friend was soooo annoying. Also she apparently doesn't know that you can actually buy strollers for pets. So rather than annoy other people with a child size car on a busy sidewalk, she could just put the dog in the pet stroller (which also has netting to keep the dog in in case he wanted to jump out) and most people would be none the wiser. Or in danger of a stupid child car hitting them, being driven by an even stupider person. 

No, we do not! She was being entirely extra.

Apparently Tinsley (or someone) said she looked like an old lady or something so she was telling her that she traded in the stroller for the car, which made her look cooler. Let me be walking down the street and one of these chicks run into me with that car ... 

On 5/11/2017 at 9:13 AM, BusyOctober said:

Sonja: It was yellow ice, now it's brown ice...hahaha!

Me: dry heaving and scrambling for the remote

On 5/11/2017 at 0:31 PM, sasha206 said:

For the love of God Bravo, do we need a close up of dog shit?

That ice made me want to vomit. And I'm so sick of seeing the dog shit, and especially how they pick it up with a dry tissue ... AND THAT'S ALL. No cleaning or pet neutralizing spray, no hot water and soap, nothing. Just pick up the shit and leave the vestiges behind.

And Carole had the nerve to put food out in that nasty, hairball of an apartment? UGH. For such expensive real estate most of those apartments I wouldn't walk into, never mind eat in. Bethenny's is the only place that feels clean to me right through the TeeVee. I'd eat at her house. Hell, I'd use the bathroom at her house. [highest praise]

23 hours ago, ghoulina said:

Me either. I'm constantly secreting my kids' stuff into the trash. B calling Brynn a "hoarder" really resonated with me because these kids do not want to throw ANYTHING away. Rocks they found on a walk, animal fact cards cut out from a magazine, the cheap Oriental Trading crap their grandma insists on sending every holiday, every motherfucking scribble they ever put on paper. It's insane. When they're older, I'll step back a bit. But with elementary age kids, I think it's perfectly fine to control the clutter. 

22 hours ago, UsernameFatigue said:

Posters here who are shocked that someone would do this with their childrens' crap will really be shocked to know that some of us also do it with our hubby's. When I am going though my own clothes and weeding out things to donate to charity, I also do it with his. He has yet (more than a dozen years later) to miss one thing I have donated. Same with boxes of crap in the garage that I have been weeding though. Some have not been opened since we moved into our present house 12 years ago. If I try to do this when he is home, he has some reason why he needs almost every thing that I think should be tossed or donated. So I do it when he isn't here. He hasn't missed one thing yet. Zilch. Zippo. 

Edited to add - I do not toss things/clothes that I know are important to him. (Which I would imagine applies to parents as well). 

Yup, and yup.  

20 hours ago, BBHN said:

Are there really that many grown ass adults whining in therapy about how their parents fucked up their childhood and scarred them for life by throwing out a few toys when they were 6 or 7 years old? Are there even that many kids in therapy today to make this a big issue?

Like most parents, I'm sure Bethenny tossed out the stuff Brynn barely plays with and/or probably won't notice if it's gone.

The only reason things like that are financially valuable is because a majority of the people who had them threw them out. As an example, if a million copies of Action Comics #1 were still in existence, it wouldn't be anywhere near as valuable as it is now.

I'm sorry, if you're just going to be reasonable and not ascribe all sorts of ridiculous motives to an everyday situation, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. 

19 hours ago, Natalie68 said:

THIS is what Bethenny should do as another reality show.  I love the ones that show decluttering.  Hoarders of the UES maybe?  

YES. There are no more decluttering/organizing shows, and I don't know why. Lord knows I have issues with ol' Beth and how she's occasionally too reckless with that mouth in certain company, but I would watch her throw shit out (TM MotorCityMom65) and throw zingers at both the people and their stuff every day. And then make it pretty. I always love her homes. Nobody wants SkinnyGirl stuff anymore, so let's get SkinnyStorage going. Especially in NYC, who can keep all their shit? Ain't nobody got time (and space) for that!

C'mon, Container Store, get behind this. 

19 hours ago, motorcitymom65 said:

Do you honestly think that the vast majority of parents are keeping all of this stuff until they reach some magical age when it is OK to have them part ways with the stuff? Trust me, most people are not. And if they are, they are probably Hoarders and you might be able to catch them on a much sadder reality show on another network. 

[S09.E240: Reunion Part 4]

I'm in the "he was already leaving so wasn't fired but still could have talked shit" camp. That said, this particular lie I call bullshit on, because think about it - who would have known about the encounter? Porsha didn't tell anybody, in fact she lied until Kandi brought it out. Phaedra never told Porsha that she was going to be drugged and raped, until after the whole "you wanted to $$%5 me until I $#%Q%" bomb as dropped. So where in this is anybody telling CARLOS KING of all people about Porsha and Kandi? Because you know if he had, it would have been out there. The only people who knew were keeping it to themselves, namely Porsha, Todd and Kandi. If not for the "in the closet" comment Kandi has no reason to say "hypocrite, what??" And Phaedra never brings up the drug/rape until after that "Yeah girl, I heard they were gonna drag you in their dungeon after that night." 

Remember, unless they were all acting (and I don't think they're that good) even her besties Don and Carmen didn't know until she told and showd the post. So again, when, when was Carlos supposed to have dropped this bag into Phaedra's teacup?

 

Thank you so very much for bringing these bones!

1 hour ago, BBHN said:

That moment jut has to be shared. Again and again. So that, in Porsha's own words, the youth of today never forget the stupidity of those that came before them. I mean, dang, I'm not American and even I know it wasn't an actual railroad.

No, girl. They weren't throwing those rocks at you when you were 6, they were returning them to you, they were dropping out of your head as you marched by.

[S06.E20: Let's Try To Get Along]

On 5/9/2017 at 0:08 PM, woodscommaelle said:

I know we're not here to compliment but I thought Amber looked better than I've ever seen on the After Show.  And (small voice)....her hair was cute as shit.

I'll let myself out.

Heaven help me, I thought she looked ... good. I too liked the hair. I think I'm most glad that she's decided that Shelly Winters no longer = goals.

23 hours ago, JoannKB said:

But if Maci's solution to her complaints is to get Ryan to step up and ask to have his time with Bentley be spent with him and Mack only, rather than always at Jenn & Larry's house - which I think is a good solution - then approaching Mack with this suggestion is good. Maci maybe went a little too far with the Jenn & Larry criticism, and Mack was put on the spot with the TV cameras there, but I think the conversation overall was a good idea.

Hmm.... seeing a trend here :)

21 hours ago, saratothej said:

I can't believe I'm going to semi-defend Farrah, but here it goes: Debz is a freaking lunatic. I totally understood Farrah's annoyance with her when she was trying to show her a bunch of baby pictures while Farrah was trying to make the shirts.  Probably not the best time for a trip down memory lane. Seems like Deb is always doing weird things like that and Farrah has no patience for it, Deb should have learned that by now. I was surprised in that scene that Farrah didn't get more pissed...so, progress? Maybe? Or maybe because there was a bunch of 8 year olds nearby! 

I would support that Farrah not let Debz stay at her house when she visits because they just can't handle that much time together..BUT Farrah should have told Debz that beforehand.. And maybe she did and Deb chose not to remember. We never know.  Anyone find it odd that Deb proclaimed she CAN'T RENT A CAR! Why? Does she have zero dollars or no license or credit card? What else does it take? We know she's over 25, though she may not know that considering her decision to wear a belly shirt to a child's party. 

Farrah was unnecessarily rude to Michael, though.  

Anytime I start to feel any kinds of bad for Michael or Deborah, I remember they raised this deplorable person, and the way she treats them is certainly a result of her upbringing ('cause if my kids even DREAMED of talking to me like she does, they'd better wake up apologizing), which they're responsible for. And if they REALLY wanted respect, and this includes Simon, they'd stop (especially Deborah) selling their dignity to stay on Tee$Vee$ and in the mix of all the Farrah appearances.

And then I eat popcorn.

[S09.E240: Reunion Part 4]

Quote

 

COOKSDELIGHT SAID:

It sounds to me this woman is more into helping Porsha and has kicked Phaedra to the curb,  If this vlogging, she can't possibly be all that successful.  I didn't really see Kandi "turning her daughter out", there must be some real jealousy over whose kids get are time and whose don't. 

 

Listening now - there's definitely nastiness towards Kandi and Todd, probably because she won't give her the time of day.  And I'm not taking anything she says "Phaedra told her" as gospel - I'm merely enjoying the revealing of how much shit Phaedra talks, and what type of stuff she puts out there.

Now, I *do* believe that Phaedra has actually said these things to this Kimberly person (not that it's true). Because knowing she could be sued by Phaedra for slander, she's putting it out there on video. You don't do that foolishness if you don't have the confirmation that she said it. 

Shady Phae-Phae. It could all been so different... 

[S09.E240: Reunion Part 4]

Hot off the presses ... the oft-mentioned Atlanta gossip vlogger Cadillac Kimberly, who was good friends with Phaedra before she did her dirty (notice a trend?). Suffice to say, it's Mad Day. I haven't even listened yet, grabbed it off Twitter. Supposed to be fire, tho :)

But Creonta seems to be holding up well ...

http://www.tmz.com/2017/05/08/phaedra-parks-lingerie-divorce/

[S09.E240: Reunion Part 4]

5 hours ago, Negritude said:

I started liking Brandon after he stood up for Kenya when Christopher Wiliams was charging her at Nene's pajama jammy jam. Its unfortunate he doesn't swing that way because I think he and Kenya are soulmates lol.

No lie, Christopher Williams and Al. B. Sure are used so often/interchangeably as light-skinneded shorthand, I seriously had to stop for a minute and realize, oh damn, yeah, she really DOES mean Christopher Williams, he was on the show for a hot minute, bahahahaha...  

[S09.E240: Reunion Part 4]

On 5/8/2017 at 10:10 AM, drivethroo said:

KENYA is at the root of the Kandi/Phaedra bust-up (IMO) because after Apollo admitted that he made it all up on Kenya, Kandi told Phaedra they were wrong for spreading those lies on Kenya and they needed to apologize to Kenya for lying on her.  I think that was a severe betrayal in Phaedra's mind and she never got over it.  Then it just escalated with Apollo, Chocolate, etc.

Kandi may have seen how easily and naturally Phaedra lied on Kenya & kept the lie going and may have started distancing herself from Phaedra because of that.

On 5/8/2017 at 10:31 AM, drivethroo said:

Phaedra has lied about her due date, taken payments in cash in the parking lot, complimented strippers on their shave-ups, twerked with her booty meat hanging all out around other women's husbands, lied on Kenya, been accused of sleeping with Apollo on an air mattress in the projects with the ankle bracelet on (fresh out of prison), been accused of being the Head Doctor, undergone a nasty divorce from a convicted felon but THIS is what makes her parents say "Baby, you need to leave the show?" 

11 hours ago, ZaldamoWilder said:

  Ok look look look, I'mma start you off:   my take on this week's episode...... 

9 hours ago, luckyroll3 said:

LMAO!  I wasn't gonna name names...I've already admitted to straight up scrolling right over those posts when I see those 6 words as the introduction.  But I was looking forward to the rebuttal of what, when, how, and why none of this was Frick & Frack's fault/doing.  

9 hours ago, luckyroll3 said:

3. Sheree trying real hard to squeeze out some tears after leaning over to place herself in the camera frame...erhm, I meant to console/hug Porsha

 

@ZaldamoWilder - 'cause you give so very much more than you take, a little something extra:

[S09.E240: Reunion Part 4]

In the "did she or didn't she" get fired, Phaedra's removed RHoA from her Twitter and Facebook profile. And everyone who did get asked back still has it there.

I would say I can't believe there are people out there defending her, saying it's Kandi's fault because she wasn't a good friend, and it's Porsha's fault because she was told behind closed doors - not Phaedra's fault for lying in the first place...

 

... but she knows her audience. She's going to ignore it and they'll throw some xtianity at it, absolve her and she'll be back to lying and fleecing in no time. This isn't the first time she's been clearly busted lying about something we all saw take place (just arguably the worst), and it won't be the last.

And yah, Kenya might have been annoying by Greek-chorusing it up, but sheeeet! Let somebody lie on me like that, knowing their husband made it up and then I'm sitting there while she's caught in another one dead to rights? Oh, I AM IN IT. I'm co-signing, I'm instigating, I'm calling people to tell them "you will not BELIEVE what just happened! Thisbish is caught!" Yes ma'am. Today, next Tuesday at 2, AND on Friday at 1pm. And then again on Sunday, 'cause I'm not burdened with such things that would cause an exception.

[S09.E240: Reunion Part 4]

8 hours ago, ZaldamoWilder said:

It really didn't.  I'm looking at it on rewatch them titties were...undecided.

I'm mad at you for this.

8 hours ago, Rosiejuliemom said:

So, Johnnie was your client Phaedra? I thought you just referred him to another firm because employment law isn't your specialty?

No you didn't hit her with this! I'm done.

5 hours ago, RealReality said:

What annoys me is that the minute Phaedra thought she could deflect some guilt by picking on Kenya thats what she decided to do.  

Kenya had every right to speak on Phaedra being a liar, because Phaedra has lied on her too.  And had the shoe been on the other foot and Kenya was in the hot seat you couldn't have kept Phaedra's mouth shut.

Exactly, Porsha's crocodile tears didn't fool me in the least.  She must think people are as stupid as she is.

What I saw was Porsha dry up her crocodile tears real fast when she wanted to make a point about how she would "never do that."  Suddenly all the wavering in her voice was gone and it was strong and clear.  Porsha is an epic idiot, 

Yup - ALL this. 

36 minutes ago, BSB said:

I know people hate Kenya but she was hilarious with her side comments all reunion! She wasn't here for Porsha's crying outrage with no tears and neither was Todd. I do believe Porsha was truthful that Phaedra said it was firsthand knowledge especially since she asked several times but I don't she was that upset she hurt Kandi. I think she was Phaedra used her the way she did. 

I've been lurking for years but this season I've actually made any comments but there's a poster who ALWAYS defends Phaedra & Porsha and I haven't seen a single comment from her these past 2 episodes. Am I the only who's noticed that? I don't know how to mention folks and I'm not sure that's alllowed, but I would love to hear her take on Phaedra now!!!

That right there. I'm mad at how she went into instant victim mode, and managed to escape her part once again. The one satisfaction is by doing so she left Phaedra in that pot stewing all alone thinking "Well damn, yeah I told her, but I didn't tell the dumbass to repeat it! Why is SHE escaping responsibility?" I fully believe that's what that little sideways "Oh, so *I'm* the 'villain now'" was all about. Because she's a liar and a sociopath, but she wasn't alone. She knew Porsha was only too happy to throw that info in Kandi's face and likely ki-ki'd with her about it with no remorse but couldn't say that for fear Porsha would get agitated and really spill some more. 

And Porsha. She can miss me with that "I was shocked and said 'really girl? Did she mean it? Was she joking? How did she say it?' and that 'I ASKED Kandi and then I let it go." Girl, bye. No you didn't. You did what you always do - try and deflect your responsibility with a bigger lie. Gleefully threw it in her face and sat back smugly. Only difference was, this wasn't a lie of your making so you were even HAPPIER because you thought you really had something to get back at Kandi for revealing the truth that would take the light off of your it never happened!/how could I know if it happened?/well maybe it happened.../so what if it happened, you're a __________ tale. 

And uh yeah, I was kinda noticing the slower stream of posts and *crickets* myself ... had it been Kenya, these servers would have been shut down  ... 

[Sweet Home Oklahoma - General Discussion]

Why didn't they just call this show "PUMPERS!"  Check out our hee-larious hi-jinks! It's exhausting. They may be like that personality wise in real life, but it's no documentary - I called "Pumpers" putting the Fit Bit counter on the dog as soon as they tracked her and was so proud of her progress. I'm totally missing what's so fascinating about this woman, seriously. I'm over "we TOTALLY should be on reality TV, we're so mad cap!" shows. Including Christley Knows Best. I don't try to keep up with the Kardashians either. I usually give them a full pass.

If that kid really was legit pissed about losing her sippy cup, that says everything. Pumpers work here is done, having raised 3 kids too fucking lazy to sit up and drink grape kool-aid on themselves at night...from a cup that she prepares before bed like baby bottles. There are so many things wrong here that the cup it's in is the LEAST of the issues here. 

I didn't watch when it came on, and read a few "it's not what I thought" comments so having nothing to watch and nothing on the DVR (!!) I decided to watch it on Demand. I agree with those who wondered why it wasn't on TLC or WE.

Meh.

[S09.E01: Talk of the Town]

On 4/6/2017 at 8:56 AM, ghoulina said:

It's kind of sad, but my most important question of the night was, who game him that cookie jar? His mommy? His ex? 

My most important question was: Who gets the penthouse, and can Lu pull off a Charlotte in the inevitable divorce? 

On 4/6/2017 at 9:42 AM, Otherkate said:

. As someone who is obsessed with politics (and always has been), I could really use a Bethenny to come talk to me the way she did to Carole last night. Talk me down, someone!

On 4/6/2017 at 10:04 AM, msrbley said:

Last November was really rough with the election.  I don't know if I'm ready to re-live it with these ladies.  I watched Scary Island but watching Election 2016 play out again this time on reality tv, just might be too much drama for me.

I'm a bona fide, arm-scratching, vein-slapping political junkie. The morning after the election I got on a plane to P.R. headed to a political conference on a full plane of the most subdued, bleary-eyed (and in some cases, like mine) liquor-numbed Dems you've ever seen in your life. Airports are awesome, they serve liquor all day long. I was thankful for a week where I could escape TV and when I couldn't, it was in a language I don't speak. All that to say, even *I* don't want to watch this storyline.

On 4/6/2017 at 6:33 PM, Trooper York said:

"Republicans buy sneakers too."

It's just as likely it was said, as not. Nothing gets between MJ and his $$ - fact. He's not putting that at risk for you, not Bishop Tutu, nor Jesus Christ himself.

6 hours ago, ElDosEquis said:

Mario and Jason caught hell for being jerks (real and imagined) but there is NOTHING on the planet more horrific than to be out with someone and being on pins and needles during the evening/event waiting for your partner to say something (stupid/rude/nonsensical/mean).

Ramona and beffeny have a penchant for saying the stupidest shit in a public/group setting. It's not the 'truth cannon/owing your shit' - it's merely they feel the need to get some last jab in.

You can tell people to fuck off in a civil way, but neither has the tact, brains or ability to pull it off.

Beffy just throws out the rudest shit - Ramona goes middle school.

I remember seeing J and M standing by - after B or R whipped down their pants and took a shit on the floor at a gathering - with the dumbest smiles on their faces, while they tried to figure out what their next move/escape was going to be.

Having to follow either B or R  is like trying to clean up after a Great Dane with diarrhea that shit on the floor heater vent.

Now remind me, was just one, or were both of these couples on "Married at First Sight?" 

2 hours ago, AndySmith said:

Here is more of the penthouse, it does look nice.

Eff that! I'LL marry Tommy for that terrace and he can screw anyone he wants, as long as I can open those doors, walk out with a glass of wine and gaze across all mid-Manhattan whilst I cook. *tries to look grateful for small, single-door terrace not near kitchen with a view of the neighbors right across the courtyard in upper Manhattan.* 

1 hour ago, UsernameFatigue said:

I take back what I said earlier about Tommy's penthouse not being cold and sterile like so many I see on MDLNY. Both the entrance hallway and the kitchen were very cold and sterile looking. The only room that had any personality was the living room, but it was very small. The flooring looked like cheap laminate though I don't imagine it is.

I can tell you the foyer has the same type of wood used in many lobbies here - we're mulling it for our own. And glad you said it, I didn't want to be petty (alone) but yeah that flooring definitely looked like laminate to me. I'm also a RE junkie and a reno 'ho so I extended the screen to take in every inch. Everything in the place seemed a little old (that green marble around the fireplace, ugh!!) but no worries, despite all her "delight" (and that was NOT mid-century modern, Lu! Watch your mouth calling that mess my beloved MCM) I have no doubt old Lu's gonna make redecorating her first task. And I don't blame her, I would too.

[S34.E06: Vote Early, Vote Often]

WORST. TRADE. EVER.

The Queen stays the Queen - nobody will beat her record of wins. 

For me, the fun is done. I'll be back when it's time for the bitter jury... 

[S34.E05: Dirty Deed]

I didn't know what could top last week's episode ... until this week. 

Best parts:

1. Sandra looking in the camera after convincing JT Michaela ate the sugar. 
2. Michaela sipping "tea" at Tribal.
3. Michaela and Sandra laughing together after Sandra confesses. 
4. Debbie's crazy.
5. Aubree being all "who gives a fuck" about not even caring to remember her tribe's name.

Also, who gives a damn if Michaela had a spoon of sugar and 7 drops of coffee? The reward belonged to the tribe, and everyone can enjoy it however they want to. Nobody owes JT a damned thing just because he uses sugar for his coffee, and she doesn't drink the coffee. He should be glad that there's more for him. Not bitching because all the extras aren't there for his coffee if someone else has some too.

[Season 7 Reunion Part 1]

3 hours ago, IgnoranceisBLISS said:

Dang it!!! Now I am going to have to torture myself and go back and watch it. LOL

It's the scene where Kail is getting her hair curled in the makeup chair. (Keep the torture to a minimum.) 

[Star - General Discussion]

Almost didn't watch anymore after the first episode because it was super corny. But a dearth of TV options if one doesn't watch "America entertains you!/murder/vampires/fairytale/time traveler/cops/firemen/doctor/CSI in every city" type of shows meant taking my picky ass back for second helpings.

Glad I did, as I agree with everyone who stated the show hit its stride halfway through. Yes, Star remained annoying. Yes, I still couldn't understand why she was supposed to be so great. But everyone else around her became so much better, it made her bearable. Plus Lenny. And Naomi. And Benjamin. I mean ...

 

Fully on board for Season 2.

[Season 7 Reunion Part 1]

So wait, we just gonna ignore Kail's "I was thinking of opening a store selling only black clothes" comment, followed by "I like everything black. My clothes, my men, my (something I forgot)."