Gobi

MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!

She decided to stay in a war zone rather than live with Caesar.

"I gave up everything to be here." Even your car?

And the pregnancy tests.

Brandon is opposed to this due to the strong moral values he inherited from his swinger parents.

She's a maniac, maniac! And she's dancing like she never danced before!

You don't have to be a stripper to make a living, Julia. There's always Only Fans.

"How would you like dating my husband?" "How would you like removing my shoe from your ass?"

Annie's citizen test: What is your quest? "To become a citizen and dump this loser." What is your favorite color? "Green!" What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? "I don't swallow."

Um, Caesar, you can't have kids without having sex. I think that's your problem.

Fireplace and dessert table for me.

Skipping The Single Life upon medical advice to avoid possible exposure to Chantel. Waiting for Diaries.

They want to trade lipstick with him.

I wondered about the reversed photos. If they were post-mortem, flipping them wouldn’t help as the autopsy report would contradict the photos. And if they were from a prior assault (I think they were, as her eyes were open IIRC), once again, the autopsy might still contradict them. It wasn’t stated how she was killed and if she was beaten first.

It was confusing, at first I thought that Navarro had attacked Leah.

I now officially want to call Melissa “Beaky”.

Well, at least it was different couples each hour, even if I don't like any of them. Doubt that I'll return for more.

Could be worse, he could be donating sperm.

I think the only 90 Day guy creepier than Ben is the one who went to jail after the show.

I saw a show once about people who owned chimpanzees that turned on them. Wish I hadn't seen it.

I'm waiting for "Elvis has left the relationship".

He had trouble getting away from the wife and kids.

Yeah, this guy isn't sketchy at all.

"Oh, and the house has to be close to a strip club."

Do strippers do marriage counseling? Asking for a friend.