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Gobi

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  1. Till next time. Don't mix up your cran vodka with your urine test.
  2. The best theory I heard was that if someone drinks a LOT of water (more than a gallon) quickly before the test, it won't test as urine.
  3. Reminds me of a case I had. Guy had to take a drug test after an accident. The results were "Inconsistent with human urine."
  4. "Honey, I think crack addicts moved in next door!"
  5. "I have to get ready for work tomorrow." A concept foreign to Bri.
  6. Instead of putting it in God's hands, you should have put it in a condom.
  7. Jesus, she is going for the sexy Halloween costume!
  8. Good question. I think that the interest accrued is fixed at the time of judgment, but I could be wrong.
  9. One would think the film crew could give him a ride.
  10. Whoa, the font made me think the kid's name was Troll!
  11. I'm thinking it was $200/week. Whatever it was, it was ridiculous.
  12. "I'll have a double cran vodka with a scotch chaser. And leave the bottle."
  13. "I'll be back. Start the foreplay without me."
  14. $10K owed in restitution? She's never getting off probation.
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