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3 hours ago, Ki-in said:
The next time I have guests over I'm going to put some marbles in the medicine cabinet and some springy snakes under the sink, hearing the racket and them trying to explain
I leave the air freshener on the vanity, so there is no need for anyone to open any drawers or cabinets.
That and I put a sign up inside the medicine chest that says "We are out of aspirin".
If I think you opened the up the MC while you were in there, I'll innocently say, "Were YOU the one that asked me for an aspirin?"
Just for shits and giggles.
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5 hours ago, Mindthinkr said:
Once I invited my friends to the Berks
Where they proceeded to act like jerks
The house filled with smoke
With cameras I couldn't go toke
So till they leave my cleaning I'll shirk
After the dust is to have settled
and the fire put out with a kettle
And to add to the pain
there's a rug with a stain
and wedding in which to meddle?
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I can only imagine the mess
that Do would have to address
aside from the clown
trying to burn the house down!
How does she handle the stress?
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It's great fun to watch Beffy mine her friends for information, then when it comes time to share HER problems/trials, she clams up and claims some kind of psychic/mental injury (real or imagined) that prevents her from sharing any info with whoever she is talking with.
the reason for her 'cloak of secrecy' is anyone with half a brain will see that she overstates her situation - I wonder what vile shit she is guilty of that she'll never admit to as the marriage went south?
I can only imagine the fuckery they BOTH engaged in, yet we only get to hear about the 'torture' this knucklehead had to put up with?
49 minutes ago, Lemons said:I don't think that's a great indicator of trust. Too many women put themselves or men or drugs ahead of their children. Mothers can abuse their children. Mothers can leave their children. Mothers can turn the other way while their child is being abused. Why would a woman have a good relationship with a mother like that?
If someone says their mother was abusive, there's a reason. Most don't make it up.
I know a woman who was raised by the most vile, abusive mother on the planet.
She was sent to school in dirty clothes, she was mentally abused and had to fend for herself when she was kicked out of the house. Those were a few of the slights she had to endure growing up.....
I laughed every time I heard her stories of rampant abuse because I grew up in the same house never saw one shred of the horseshit she spewed about my parents - especially my mother.
Matter of fact?
The running joke in the family - after hearing all the stories of how she was the one that suffered the most during our childhood - was for someone to say, "Where was I while that was happening in the house?".
My dear old sister forgot that my parents paid for her to go to and graduate from a private high school, they paid for her nursing school and allowed her to live rent free in their rental property..
My parents were real assholes, wouldn't you agree?
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You know, Chicken, taters and green beans sounded good.
But a meatloaf, taters and lima beans - along with some handmade 'powder milk biscuits' sounded just as good?
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12 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:
I must be pretty sad, because, last night sort of reminded me of gatherings that I've had with my friends. lol I know...... We used to be quite a crew. I just got the feeling that I would have fit right in there. It seemed pretty real to me. Especially, compared to some of the more contrived drama where they are in hysterics about who took a magazine on the trip or gave someone a grandbaby gift. This one just seems more authentic to me. And, even though, it's f'd up, I can tolerate it. And even be amused by it.
I agree that Bethenny was funny with her blunt and graphic explanation as to why most of them would not be proper wedding guests at Luann's wedding. She makes me laugh, but, I also can't stand her. She's one of those people, (I'm a former fan) who left a bad taste for me and I won't soon forget it. I read a lot about her situation (even before their separation) and find her complaints of dragging out the divorce preposterous. SHE dragged it out. Some people REFUSE to move on after a divorce. They just can't let it go. AND, maybe Jason did have cause to criticize her parenting. I mean, A JUDGE had to order her to stop doing some things regarding her parenting before. I wish the show wasn't trying to show Jason in a negative light. For me to believe it, I'd require proper evidence with the right to cross examine the witness. There is always something that is terrorizing Bethenny. ALWAYS. Something is not right with her, imo.
Dorinda was so kind. She didn't freak out or cast blame with the fire. I might have. And she stayed cool as a cucumber with the stain on her chair. She's classy in that regard. I'm a firm believer that you can't expect to feel comfortable in a home, if you have stuff that can't be damaged. It's a risk you take. Now, the fire thing was pushing it. That was either staged for drama or very dense on Carol's part. Anyone who has lived in a house with a fireplace knows that you have to ensure proper chimney function.
Listening to Beffy's 'life struggles' is like owning a car with a cassette player in the dash and owning ONE cassette tape to play on it.
It's the same song and dance over and over again.
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3 hours ago, Yours Truly said:
Couldn't have said it better myself!!
But ummm yeah, she MUST be telling the truth...
Wondering where on this show she gave the impression that her hurtful words ALWAYS come from a place of truth and honesty.
Being a blunt asshole that "tells it like it is" doesn't mean a person is always trustworthy. It just means that if they have dirt on you and you piss them off they are going to share that information in the most public way in order to get at you. It doesn't mean they are some bona fide TRUTH cannon. A cannon yeah, but a TRUTH cannon? Nah. Being brutally "honest" is a term that hateful people have come up with to try and skirt any responsibility for being mean spirited assholes who pounce at will. Somewhere along the way people actually started trying to assign some sort of legitimacy to the "honest" part of the title brutally honest and he we are. People actually believe Beth speaks only truth...... always...mmmmkkkkaaayyy.
Perfect description!
Beffy would NEVER share any of her life with the others because they'd laugh at her problems- the same way she laughs at her castmates?
I'd like to give her credit for separating her 'personal trials' from her show persona, but she loses me when she declares open season on the other women, yet claims her bullshit is off limits?
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43 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:
Once I invited my friends to the Berks
Where they proceeded to act like jerks
The house filled with smoke
With cameras I couldn't go toke
So till they leave my cleaning I'll shirk
I was a Girl Scout, Carole did shout
and began to scramble about
Her only desire
was to start a fire
and was forced to then put it out.
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Do is the ultimate host.
"she'll make it nice" is her boast
She is the godmother fairy -
Of Ocean Spray cranberries
And that impressed me the most.
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56 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:
Not all all. I'm an adult and can handle it lol!
There once was a woman so crass
Who often spoke of dick and of ass
Her life is her ex
and speaking of sex
and her life as a miserable lass.
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3 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:
Love your witty poems. Spot on. Clapping. Keep them coming please.
As long as you don't mind the dirty rhymes?
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44 minutes ago, QuinnM said:
That's what I do but Dorinda has elevated it to a spiral sliced masterpiece. As is fitting of doing it nice at Bluestone Manor.
LOL, I thought those were the lines from the can.
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Things NOT to do as a guest in someone's home.
1) Eat all the cheese.
2) Dog the hostess.
3) Bring your personal angst in, This is a PARTY, no one really cares.
4) Touch a stereo, television or fireplace - no matter HOW qualified you are to operate any of the aforementioned items.
5) Spill shit on the rug (Points for owning up to it.)
6) Engage in a convo, then retreat and review it with your flying monkey sidekick.
Refrain for engaging in any of the previous behaviors and watch what you drink - Now you are prepared for an evening/weekend of fun and good times........
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21 minutes ago, njbchlover said:
Ramona also flounced into dinner (with Sonja) carrying her purse on her arm. I've seen them all do it at people's homes, and it's weird to me. What's in those purses that they have to carry them around while being a guest in someone's house?
Either she just cashed a check or she wasn't going to allow her stash to get farther then arm's length away?
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Do has a house in the Berkshires
Almost lost to a fool's fire.
The gathering? quite scary
but we were saved by cranberries
and of Beff? We have officially tired.
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There once was a tortured lass
Who remained alive in the past
But what really was sick
Her search for diamond-ed dick
and her ability to act like an ass.
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I could see Lulu's NOT wanting to invite any of the hags to the wedding. I could see the ceremony getting to the point where the "does anyone object to this marriage" question is asked and Sonja, Ramona, Beffy and Carole all stand up at the same time, then start a fight amongst themselves because THEIR reason is the best for the cntess NOT to get hitched.
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11 minutes ago, QuinnM said:
Count me in as a Ocean Spray can fan. But I loved the way she cut and served it. I believe there should be an instructional video presented on Bravotv.
Fuck the instructional video.
Buy the kind of can you can open from either end.
Using a can opener, open one end of the can and remove the lid.
Flip the can over a dish and just pierce the lid about 1/8 of an inch, then blow into the hole.
With a little practice you can get the contents to fall just right on the plate.
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9 hours ago, Straycat80 said:
What's wrong with Ramona? Aside from being crazy she's drinking too much.
sidenote: I want Dorinda's house and everything in it, non-working fireplace and all. And I love her wine glasses and those old fashion big Christmas light bulbs on the tree.
Well, nothing wrong with being crazy or drinking too much,
But when you combine both?
Now everyone has to babysit her to keep her from falling down the stairs or starting a fistfight with someone else.
Instead of having fun at an event, I have to be a 'lifeguard' or a 'referee' for this pinhead the whole evening?
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No wonder beffy is so lonely......
She can tell if a man can shoot diamonds out of his dick and is very upset she can't find a man that can do the same for her.
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One of my sisters was married to the 'worst man on the planet'.
If I didn't know her, I'd probably be more inclined to believe everything she said about him.
Beffy has an air of desperation - and the need to assure everyone that she is suffering some kind of trauma that no one would ever understand.
Ever.
It's the kind of trauma that would break us mere mortals, but because she is Beffy Frankelstein, a creature made up of nothing but tears, fears and bravery?
She can laugh (or cry) in the face of adversity.
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I can see her and Kyle Richards sitting on a couch, trying to 'out pity' each other....
BF: Oh my god, Jason is such an asshole.....
KR::I know how you feel, Back when Mo and I were living in a two bedroom apartment, I had to be the handyman because Mo sucks at fixing things...
BF: Jason said I was just like my mother....
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People talk about men saying a good indicator on how he treats the women in his life is based on his relationship with his mother.
I don't trust women who don't have a good relationship with their mothers.
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3 minutes ago, Pickles said:
Now I am hungry for roast chicken and mashed potatoes.
Fresh rolls, too.
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Beffy giving marriage advice.
Priceless.
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29 minutes ago, Leroux said:
Luann married Tom fully knowing that he is a serious philanderer so when he cheats on her (he most definitely will) I don't want to hear Luann whining and saying "why me?" and "how could he do this to me"
Nobody needs to open Luann's eyes, her eyes are fully open, she knows that Tom is doing and she has decided that living in that penthouse is more important than her dignity so just let her be.
Pretend to be married so I can have a view of the city?
I can do it.
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And beffy knows what a thirty year old guy does with his penis and every guy that didn't get laid in high school gets money later on in life.
She is a fucking pathetically hilarious.
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On 5/29/2017 at 10:03 PM, KungFuBunny said:
Throwback Monday
My favorite scene of all time on NY - the Camel Ride.
I wish I had a GIF
Look at Jill's mug. LOL
Isn't she supposed to appear in a scene soon?
As opposed to 'Almost Thrown on her Back" Monday?
Then, the other hags could have made jokes about not being able to take the Cntess anywhere without her ending up on her back......
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Don't rag on Jill, OK?
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Why aren't the Haus Hags doing an intervention with Sonja's living conditions?
what about SN-sley playing tonsil hockey with strangers?
Why hasn't anyone sat down with beffy and vetted her dating habits?
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I dated a woman who - during the winter - slept with the window open when the temp outdoors was in the mid forties. Do's house being 64 degrees reminded me of the "thermostat wars' that take place in an office.
The hand that adjusts the thermostat, is the hand that heats the room.
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23 hours ago, Trooper York said:
Boy youse guys are really picky. That's a problem? Seriously?
I mean "moist" was terrible and out of line. That was douchey in the extreme. But calling somebody "baby" when you meet them is wrong?
Political correctness run amuck.
This is why John should not appear on Bravo. That is why no guy in his right mind should appear on any reality show unless it involves duck hunting or driving a truck. It's not for a normal regular guy.
You need to be a prancing phony pony. Later for that noise.
Does living off the grid, Naked and Afraid and building little houses count?
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On 5/19/2017 at 2:26 PM, KungFuBunny said:
Nope I'm a runner as in I run away from a Grubby Sleazy Douchebag.
There's a show called the Shahs Of Sunset. In season one, there was a guy named Sammy who sprayed a half bottle of cologne down his underwear. This is something I can see John MeDoucheian doing.
If you can smell your genitals when you go to the bathroom, you probably should use the whole bottle?
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S09.E09: Two Weeks Notice
in The Real Housewives Of New York City
Take some dental floss and wrap it around your fingers. Use that to cut the cranberries for even, presentable slices.
It's a good thing?
Anytime you have to show up to court, you are pretty much fucked.