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1 hour ago, zoeysmom said:
Forward ahead where Bethenny couldn't resist having the money to pay $10k for getting rid of the moths and taking John Mahdessian down a peg or two by saying it is unsuccessful. This one might backfire though as she has told the world the home is infested and now she is trying to sell it-and the price keeps dropping. It is the love hate relationship Bethenny has with being a former person of service and being in power. Had one of her famous chef clientele come out and said what a disaster her services were as a chef she would have been livid. They don't though, because it just isn't a classy thing to do.
Bethenny's privilege was tied to her family being providers to the rich and famous and it seems there are scars that remain.
OMG.
What made me laugh about the "Moth Man" scene was how stupid that scene was.
Unless you live in a Mason jar with the lid screwed on tight?
There is NO guarantee that anyplace you move will be 'bug' free, John did an abatement for pests that MIGHT have been in the building, but is he responsible for anything AFTER that?
I have dragged all kinds of shit into my house, on my shoes, clothes, hats.......
Beth should pay to have her building debugged, and sealed in plastic.
Fucking moron.
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26 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:
Thank you very much-now if I could only work brevity into them.
I think beffy is way more complicated and would hurl at the idea someone was trying to simplify her being? ; )
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21 hours ago, Trooper York said:
This is right on the money. Luann does not suffer fools gladly. She knows that she is a hypocrite and a phony and she can sniff that out in someone else like Ramona looking for a truffle.
The thing about Luann is that she is a cool chick that men love to hang out with unlike any of the other ladies. They all reek of desperation. Luann not so much.
I think she likes Dorinda because she is pretty authentic. Just a drunken sloppy ho. It is always good to hang out with somebody like that. They make you look good in comparison.
Lulu comes off as the "Why not, I have never done THAT before" kind of broad.
She'd probably just as much fun hunting for grunion as she would going to the opera?
She is an attractive woman, but her 'coolness' factor - her ability to go with the flow and let things slide off her back - elevate her to the top of the list.
Women like Lu get a bad rap because of their relations with men - from fucking to friendships - because she has figured out how to be 'one of the guys' - and other people look at that as a bad thing?
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On 6/11/2017 at 7:00 AM, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:
I agree! I would totally watch a Dorinda hostess show !! The only part that bugs me is I believe she said I DID IT NICE ! not made it nice and I did it nice is funnier to me with her angry pout, that was so funny.
I couldn't use "I DID IT NICE" due to the possibility that Do had trademarked the phrase.
I can't afford a lawsuit and the possibility of having her show up at my front door with her angry mug?
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On 6/10/2017 at 10:26 PM, chenoa333 said:
It 's just an OPINION. My opinion. Typically, men with money and power are going to hit on very physically beautiful women. Bethenny IMO is not attractive. I' m sure she's been propositioned in the past for many things she wanted/needed at the time. I don't know Bethenny personally so my comments and opinions are based only on what is presented to me on RHONY and in the media. If you know Bethenny personally and my comments hurt you, that was not my intention. These "Real Housewives" get paid a lot of money to put themselves out there on display. So I will continue to comment.
Men with NO money and NO Power hit on pretty women too? ;)
You can be the BEST looking woman on the planet, but it's YOUR FUCKING SOUL AND ATTITUDE that make a person una -fucking- tractive.
Petty jealousy, anger, use of vulgar language - at inappropriate moments, whining, talking down to co-workers, employees and the general public, also isn't a good look for a woman. Telling a subordinate to get rid of a pillow stained with your menstrual flow is pretty classy, I think.
Lying about and overstating incidents in your life is another really unattractive quality in any woman.
Beff Frankelsteen is a monster, a compilation made up of some of the most nasty, uncomplimentary and soulless traits that a person could have.
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Beffy radiates an ugly persona,
THAT is what makes her unattractive - there are other women that are 'famous' who are drop dead gorgeous, but total assholes. There are some HW cast members across the franchises that are good looking - this season even Sonja did a talking head where I found her to be VERY attractive - but knowing her 'background'?
She is an 'ugly drunk' - I don't know how she is on a date with a man, but seeing her inebriation - and having to watch the rest of the group make jokes about her flashing her twat, drop her down on the "Most datable/good dating material" list.
Some guys don't care about personality - if it's all about LOOKS. Some guys REALLY DO CARE ABOUT what makes a woman tick.
In beffy's case, It's all about what makes her tick and her ability to be as invasive and bothersome as a tick. It's a no-win situation with her.
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I have often looked at photos of all the HW - across all the franchises and have seen print (still) photos of every house ho and said 'wow, she is good looking, but her personality sucks ass'.
I have seen photos of beffy that have left me breathless, but knowing what an insufferable asshole she comes off as?
That is a real let down.
Beffy MIGHT be an good looking women, but she comes off as that apple - the one you have had an eye on. You take out from the bowl , bite into it and find the inside is soft, brown and mushy.
NOTHING is gonna get you to forget that mouthful of nasty apple and the disgust it gave you.
Beth has that same effect on people.
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6 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:
looLuann genuinely likes men and doesn't necessarily see the need to compete with them and put them down. Even when she saw Adam at the finale last year she was very kind to him and complimented him. The only man on the show she had an issue with was Mario. He was crass and insensitive to her and it drove Ramona nuts that Mario was checking her out. Even Simon, when asked on WWHL, who he would do-said Luann. He then said Luann not the Countess.
Dorinda isn't a man killer. She appreciated her time, however brief with Richard. Sometimes I scratch my head about she and John but there is a genuine affection between the two of them. John is there to hold her up when drink gets the better of her. John gives her space to be with her daughter and she claims to visit John everyday at Madame Paulette's.
Mario was an asshole, bereft of any manners/etiquette when it came to women.
I knew he was an fucking asshole when I saw him at a function with the ramonster, they both were talking to someone and I happened to notice him staring at the other woman's tits.
Now, this wasn't the cursory 'let me snag a look' look - this was that creepy lecher gaze that men get when they daydream about doing dirty stuff to women with their peepees. He was a total asshole, go back and watch the seasons he was on - The other thing that was a clue to his twattery was his dismissiveness/mocking of Ramona
But, imagine being married to Ramona Singer?
No can do.
Her constant mile-a-minute chirping and her life in the alternate universe make her difficult to relate to - that and the way she seems to treat the people around her?
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One thing I don't really get
Of all the salads I've met.
The last time I checked
It's veggies, NOT SEX.
And included is kale, I bet?
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Sonja, she pilfers Do's clothes
what else did she search? God knows!
She is harsh with Tins
and her imagined sins.
As a friend? she really blows.
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There once was a woman, Ramona
Who was said to have bought her own home-a
But since her split
She feels like shit
In need of a man with a (penis)
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Lulu's friends were in distress
After she did confess
"I ain't that dumb
YOU assholes can't come"
And turn MY DAY into a mess!
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On the street it's all news
That carole is a model and muse!
Is this her bid
to become a 'hadid'
Did anyone buy her refuse?
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There once was a woman, Luann
Who finally cornered a man
Upon him she did foist.
Her loving, so moist
Remember, a pirate had plundered her can!
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A sighting of Bawby and Jill
That woman, she still is a 'pill'
Gossip? She adores!
Keep giving her more.
She might return, of that she is thrilled?
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Of all that is sugar and spice,
And reactions cooler than ice.
Had I seen that ho.
Wearing my underclothes?
I don't think that I'd been so nice....
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9 hours ago, StevieRocks said:
I've always thought of Moaner as a big, lumbering, illiterate, menopausal sea hag. That being said, I don't know how SkinnyCow avoids getting her teeth knocked down her throat on a daily basis. No one is allowed to have one scintilla of agency around her. She nastily barked at Dorinda that she just "didn't get it," and when her 'good friend'/doormat Carole said, "Jewish doctor," she rudely squawked that she shouldn't "market it that way." It was Carole's night, and she conducted herself in a classy way and was very charming when she tried to set Tinsley up, but God forbid---SkinnyCow just can't have ANYONE enjoy one brief moment in the spotlight. And the nasty way she spoke to her slave, I mean, assistant<?> during the boring-ass moth segment would definitely have warranted a, "Who are you talking to, Skeletor??" reply. God, she is revolting. Moaner is a crazy-eyed ape, but SkinnyCow is not far behind her.
The answer?
Give your two week notice and on the last day?
Go find a container full of moths and spill them into her closet, grab your check and split.
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10 hours ago, zoeysmom said:
Anthony was left $500,000.00 by Jackie in trust and from my reading of the will was to be paid out over 10 years. https://www.livingtrustnetwork.com/estate-planning-center/last-will-and-testament/wills-of-the-rich-and-famous/last-will-and-testament-of-jacqueline-kennedy-onassis.html I do not know if the balance reverted to Carole-and if so it would have been distributed long ago.
Even Carole finds the estimation of her net worth humorous. I do believe that Carole got a portion of the proceeds from the sale of the property where Anthony's partial remains were. Not sure how much that was or if it was subject to set offs. Mostly I think Carole made a lot of money-not millions from the sale of her book, the novel and the screen rights-which went nowhere. Her primary source of income is the show. Should her tenure cease she might have to scrounge around for a real job.
Maybe she should go talk to Yoyo foster/hadid/lyme for some tips on being a model (muse).
I heard she is beautiful?
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Tom had a 'groupon' coupon for the helicopter ride.
Why do I get the feeling that if the ramonster ever gets a high, hard one, she'll be left speechless and that way we will be spared the details of her encounter?
I just thought of something - this is a Ramona-centric idea for a show!
I would LOVE to see her do a dating show - have the cameras follow her around for the evening - and offer the men prizes if they can get past the second date?
Somewhere in the Caribbean, a Pirate watches the show with a wan smile and a few memories of plundered booty that special evening, so long ago......
Dorinda would make a get Martha Stewart-style show. "Making it Nice" with Dorinda. She can fix a different drink at the start of every show and pound them down as she goes along. She can have different segments like, packaging cakes, guest etiquette, give home improvement tips like removing lighting fixtures and chimney sweeping? Save her guests for the last 20 minutes of the program, when she is good and hammered.
I got nothing for Carole. Absolutely nothing.
People have remarked that Sonja has had moments of brilliance lately - then she steals Do's underwear. Seriously? That was past the point of being creepy, that was an all-out assault on Do's hospitality and good nature. I might be able to process borrowing a tee and a pair of sweats, but someone's fucking underwear?
Ah, lulu.....I always have thought getting married on a holiday was really stupid. Should the marriage go awry, you have a ruined a perfectly good day? We'll know about season 15 if she is still 'happily ever after'?
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14 hours ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:
Ramona is cuckoo for kadooz but Bethenny picked low hanging fruit versus a extremely drunk Ramona. Easy fight to pick.
Telling drunk Ramona that she hasn't been there for Bethenny was to pour the gasoline. Then throw the match. Then watch the fire burn, sit back passive agressively and wind her up more until Ramona unleashed. First, waving off Ramona's support of her when she was sick as nothing- crisis stuff that "people do for each other" (ummmm not when Bawby was sick and you ignored the Zarins ya hosebeast) was blow one. And on and on. When drunk Ramona lashed back with very salient points Bethennys mouth couldn't rat at a tat back fast enough she went for physical filth with that spread eagle Vagina Rockette move. Using that move in an argument clearly was not her first rodeo, wonder who else she's thrown that one at to deflect a convo she didn't like?
That and being filmed in her bra and trousers with her bolt ons jiggling after the fight was like an tantruming exhibitionist got into Romper Room racing for the fire exit. Was she changing clothing or like those fugitive stand off guys on COPS who come out of the meth lab trailer with no shirt ? Or acting out blindly to show she's skinnier than Ramona so she wins ? IDK. But it was a lengthy clothing change on camera and I found it bizarre.
And then she ran away....... Purrs to Dorinda she had a wonderful time then says she's never fucking coming back here again.
The oddest thing I found was that Bethenny smiles and looks the most content when she is mid knock down drag out fight. Twisted.
The reason behind that?
Beffy operates well when she controls the situation/conversation.
She is at her best when she is being inappropriate and when she tilts the situation off of level? She can dictate the direction the convo takes.
The more she keeps her 'adversary' off balance? The better for her.
There is NOTHING remotely funny, attractive or endearing about a woman who cannot monitor/measure her mouth - not every incident in your life has to do with a vulgar comparison to genitals.
Don't get me wrong, I like a woman who can throw a 'fuck' into a convo or has a dirty joke or two in her handbag - it's beffy's inability to read the room and about how her quips are going to be taken by the people she is with.
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Most Guys/men DON'T want to meet a woman and within the first three minutes get assaulted with a 'dick/vagina' joke or reference.
And what about her 'sharing' her personal/intimate problems with the planet?
I can only imagine the horror her driver must have gone thru driving a bleeding, crusty vagina around and then to be handed a stained pillow and asked to dispose of it?
For Fuck's Sake! Have a little pride in your being?
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Beffy has no filter.
She tries to get people to believe that her blurting out some kind statement - complete with the appropriate epithet - is merely 'being honest/telling it like it is'.
Nope, it's merely a flaw (Grand Canyon Sized?) in her personality. She cannot take a second to think about how her comments are going to be processed by the people around her - that and her responses are so wildly vulgar at times - she only has herself to blame for being looked at as some unbalanced asshole that says has the penchant for saying the first thing that pops into her reptilian mind.
She reminds me of the a kid who runs in the middle of the pack and finds out that if she yells DICK! or VAGINA! really loud, people will turn and look at her -she becomes a celebrity for doing it - so it becomes her go-to behavior.
The Ramonster was totally right.
Beth has no friends or the prospect of any kind of happiness in her life because she lives in the past and is a prisoner of her own fucked up mind and the games that go on inside.
Even Schleprock had a better outlook that this bitch.
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1 hour ago, robroy said:
The whole Luann kept Jill from Bethenney is such BS. We saw then meet in Ramona's apartment for half an episode and all blogged that it had really been something like 2 hours or more. If Jill wanted to play nice that was her chance and she missed it. And at that point Beth had already focused in on Luann like a Scud missile.
I get St Barths but some of 'the paper said XYZ about Luann' inferences were kinda pathetic. These women overlap with her enough that they would have seen that first hand if it occurred. Heck- I love the old gal more when she plants a flag in some pirate's ass and claims him for the US like an uncharted island! And I question why they talk about Lu being on her back- I'd wager a month's pay one her leaving the missionary position to amateurs and riding some guy like a mechanical bull. Cowgirl up!
One thing that is funny is that Beth hates hypocrisy but literally wallows in it. She has morphed into a combination of the same traits she hated so much in Kelly, Jill, Luann and Heather. But I have to say this- she is the master of drawing a dolt for an enemy and giving them just as much rope as they need. Ramona came off like a complete fool in that supposed showdown. Which is kinda sad because early Jill and mid season Ro were the only two people who ever checked Bethenney. No one else has had the closeness with Beth or backbone to accomplish that.
I was with a group of co-workers when the talk turned to sex.
One woman made a comment about 'pounding a guy's ass into the mattress'.
This made me laugh like a maniac.
I picture lulu as more a 'barrel racer' kind of gal, they get some air, bouncing around in the saddle?
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39 minutes ago, rhys said:
I'm a B apologist. I like her much of the time. I find her smart quick & witty.
Maybe the birthday comments were contextual. She was born on her mom's birthday so some angst about that?
And I've read all the posts but there is disagreement among posters about whether B apologized to L right after the slut comments. Either she did or didn't. Can anyone discern for sure?
My father and I had b-days that were two days apart.
As I grew up, in the weeks prior to our birthdays, everyone would get into the "what are we going to do for Dad's birthday?"
On more that one occasion, someone would buy the large sheet cake with "Happy B-Day Dad" written in wonderful script and someone would take one of those gel frosting pens and add my name to one corner.
For a few years, I wanted a birthday all to myself, now that Dad isn't with me anymore, I get 'the whole cake' .. One day Beffy will have the whole day and the whole cake to herself.
I wonder if she realizes that it sucks to be an orphan?
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1 minute ago, ichbin said:
This just reminded me... Last night when Carol was telling Tinsley about the art show, she included herself as one of the "beautiful" women the artist used as models. Yeah, yeah, positive self-esteem is great and all that, but describing oneself as beautiful (as though it is a matter of fact which is universally agreed upon) brings things to an abhorrent level in my opinion.
Beauty IS in the eye of the beholder, unless they are looking into a mirror.
That is just vanity - everyone knows that too much is a sin?
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Speaking of money.....
Exactly how much does it pay to go on a television show and come off looking like a total fucking chump?
You have money coming in from selling swill and other stuff with your name on it, yet you need to go on a reality show to let us know that 10 thousand dollars isn't too much to spend (and mention) for pest control, on air. Buy a fly swatter for a few bucks and get rid of all that fucking hatred you wallow in..........Yell "Jason" every time you make a kill?
Ramona is retired. Why not book a cruise or do some traveling. Go on a safari, ride the elephants and complain that you have to shit into a bucket inside your tent. Live a fucking little?
Do could work in John's business, checking in clothes. That way she could get her pick and fill out the insurance forms for any items she wants?
Sonja........Uh.........er.........The Vagina Monologues, off Broadway, of course!
Lulu..........everyone loves a wedding. who cares who is getting hitched. It's an open bar!
Tinsley......she is too new to get a good read on. Of course, we need to factor in that she lived with Sonja for two months, that accounts for something, what it is, I am not sure.
Carole......Journalist, model and remora.
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I have 'been in' my girlfriend's/wifes clothes.
Their undies too?
13 minutes ago, Dutchgirl said:Drunk Dorinda is my spirit animal ;)
LOL what kind of spirit?
Vodka?
Rum?
Bourbon?
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21 minutes ago, Ki-in said:
I just realized that they said the artist Linda Mason was a make-up artist, right? I have one of her books from the 80's : Linda Mason's Sun Sign Makeovers.
Her art did look like the kind of stuff you find in a hair salon?
The stock art you buy to put up in your business to set a 'mood'.
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2 minutes ago, Ms Blue Jay said:
Exaggerations and hyperboles are fine and make me laugh, but when people make the hyperbole about THEMSELVES and how THEIR lives/struggles are the 'worst ever' then I'm sorry but it DOESN'T make me laugh and it just makes everyone not take you seriously. I know some people think their struggles are the worst ever and think they feel things so much deeper than others, but honestly, now that I'm an adult I realize I can't really be around people like that and I don't have to.
One of my friends has a sort of catchphrase that sticks with me. "You don't know what someone else is going through in their life." And it's just simply put, true.... I have a hard time standing anyone who makes it seem like their drama is so much worse than others'. It's not even that I want to disagree, or argue, or compete, and I don't even have anything against Bethanny. I just can't be around it.
A co-worker and I were talking about some drama in our lives and she told me that when I was perplexed or couldn't figure out how to deal with a person that I should, "try to put yourself into their shoes..."
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I heard the funniest line on the tube this morning. Some political pundit was commenting on the story-of-the-day and he mentioned the shit that some of the participants were spewing. He said something to the effect that people 'didn't taste the words that came out of their mouths'.
I don't think that any of the haus ho's have an appetite for any sort of reasonable exchange?
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24 minutes ago, QuinnM said:
Easy
- Call John
- Write a Check
- Move to a Hotel
Life is easier when you have money.
4. Have her assistant pick them from out of her crotch, kill them, mount the on a card for identification and berate her for NOT knowing her burrowing insects from the winged variety.......
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2 hours ago, SunnyBeBe said:
Later when Dorinda was talking about the damage, it seemed that Ramona acquiecsed. Did she even know what Dorinda was talking about? ODD. I just don't see how Ramona could have managed to remove lights that high up without getting a ladder. Hmmm......sounds contrived to me.
She probably grabbed the cord and yanked the down?
When a gaffer lights a room for taping they will place the lights as high as possible to hide them from the camera line of sight.
They will place a light into a corner to use the walls as a makeshift reflector then tape the cords to the wall to keep them out from under foot.
There was no need to pull them down, what she did was merely nasty ass vandalism and she should be dragged over the coals over it.
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Here is my question.
So, the lights were on and ramona had to pull them down because they bothered her..........what did she do with them AFTER she pulled the off the walls?
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What gasses the crap out of me is the righteous indignation these idiots manage to accrue over the span of a season.
Are you really that emotionally secure that you can go on a 'reality show' and let people take pot shots at you and your being?
Naw, fuck that.
I like to believe that MOST of us would prefer a nice simple existence - as opposed to one where EVERY group gathering has the potential to be a knock down, drag out, fuck for all?
I just cannot imagine standing there, like an idiot, exchanging what amounts to, "I know I am, but what are YOU?" kind of arguments with you co-workers?
I wonder if there is anything in the contract the haus ho's sign that makes them surrender their self esteem?
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4 hours ago, Avon.Blakes7 said:
Even if meant in a hateful way, Ramona using comments directed at others can't placate what she did again with her filthy, ignorant mouth! I wonder how she feels about Avery seeing her like that; totally out of control?
She'll probably react the same way Bryn will when she gets old enough to start looking up Beffy's 'greatest fits' on the interwebz?
Do needs to invite all the women back to her house.
Do should offer to pick them all up in the city and then have the van/limo driver crash the car into the closest body of water - making sure the doors are locked.
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Bethenny Frankel: Skinny Girl
in The Real Housewives Of New York City
OH my goodness.
A while back there was a convo about shoes on the site - people asking guests to remove them upon entry to a home?
About a week later, I was flipping thru the channels and came across a Dr Oz program about the same topic.
He took cultures shoe soles and bare feet and the results were pretty crazy (yes, I know he is a TV doc and not to believe everything I see).
He found that there were 3,000 kinds different bacteria on the sole of a show and WAY less on the bare foot, I don't remember the exact number but it was way less.
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I worked in an operating room and even with the blowers and bug zappers, there was always one bug that somehow made it's way into the area,
Oh, if you want to really gross out? Talk to anyone that has worked in the ER about the all the stuff that they have had to clean off of a patient that has come into their 'sterile'
work space?