ElDosEquis
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58 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:
I would think office would be the tip off where he worked, but then again I am not use to people in the OR wearing robes-usually the ones I have been around they wear scrubs.
Well in all fairness Luann did hire her niece's boyfriend as a chef, who was skateboarding with her sixteen year old son. Oh wait, he ran off with the houseguest Carole, who is Luann's age.
I actually worked in the parking booth,
They let me into the operating room because I didn't have the cover charge or money to go to a strip club.
The chance to see boobage and not have to worry about 'making it rain' was kinda enticing?
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Wha-wha-what?
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24 minutes ago, F. M. said:
They enjoy the sex He gets the milk for free, no ties, and hopefully she gets what she wants. He loves to travel, no need to check in with her, even via Skype!
Why buy the milk when you can get the cow for free? ; )
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If I knew that I had a "three good summers left" I'd be out fucking, eating and drinking my way to the Autumnal Equinox in 2020.
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the faces carole made - in the ICS - reminded me of an idiot I worked with.
The company I worked for would hold 'international days'.
It was like a pot luck for all the different ethnic groups and a day to try all kinds of food.
On the day of the liuncheon, one of the Filipino guys I knew grabbed me and we went over to check out a 'lenchon' - a whole, bbq baby pig.
As we stood there, a gal that was a co-worker of mine walked up and began to make faces and make comments that the dish/pig being 'gross' and 'nasty' - in front of the group that brought it in.
Every time I see someone make faces/comments during a meal, I flash back to the day.
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Carole lacks grace and manners.
Your pal takes you out to grub and you can't even fake some emotions/responses?
On second thought, who wants to hang out with someone who can't even make the effort to be phony?
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There is a difference between not liking/being allergic to/and not knowing about different cuisines.
If you don't like a food because you have tried it and didn't like it or had some kind of reaction to the ingrediences?
I get that.
Carole just lacks a sense of adventure, but she probably has good taste in pizza and M&M's.
Someone should get her a good bar of Swiss Chocolate, blow her fucking mind..
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13 minutes ago, sasha206 said:
Both of their faces have had botox and fillers up the ying yang. Sometimes they look good, sometimes their faces look like they are about to explode from the tightness and chemicals injected. Beth is younger than Carole and Dorinda and yet she looks to me to be about the same age.
The problem with fillers is twofold, They are a temp 'procedure' - They stretch the skin out and over time are absorbed into the skin - so they need to be injected every so often. The other problem is that the areas that you inject over and over again develop little 'pools' under the skin - you can see the lumps of injectable build up over time.
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45 minutes ago, stewedsquash said:
What else is a 60 year old woman not supposed to do?
The flabby skin sticking out was the first thing I noticed (and have noticed before on other dresses she wears). It is because of either an ill fitting bra for her whacked up boob job or the dress needs alterations. She is always talking about having her clothes altered so she really should get that shoulder area on her too small dresses altered. If I were her friend I would point it out to her and tell her that it is the first thing noticed. If she decides she is fine with it, fine. But I am still going to notice it and wish it weren't there.
I can't tell you how many times - across the years - that a woman in my office would yell at me for NOT telling them about some wardrobe malfunction they had happen to them,
I was the office boyfriend/husband and had a wonderful rapport with the ladies I worked with. I appreciated the fact that they even wanted my opinion.
The fucking pervert that I am.
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If you CAN'T find an Asian ice cream shop? Look for a Mexican 'paleteria'/ice cream shop.
Real ingrediences and some combos that sound bizarre, but really work.
Spicy Tamarind? Rice Milk? Spicy Hibiscus? The ONLY thing that sucks is that you can't sample a popsicle, so you are stuck with what you buy, but all in all?
I'd venture it's just as good for the ice cream and experience.
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19 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:
I am guilty of throwing an after the wedding party for friends that weren't invited. Our wedding was 2hrs away in our home town. We invited our closest "local" friends, but felt awkward about asking people to do the travel (with tolls), hotel room, and still please give us a nice gift thing. Our circle has nowhere near the disposable income of the housewives -we actually thought it'd be rude and imposing, plus I expect our wedding budget was tighter than Luann's. We held it at the pub we frequented and told our guests no gifts were necessary. It was very casual and low key. No one seemed offended or snarky about it, at least that I was aware of. We wanted to celebrate with our friends and co-workers, and they seemed genuinely happy to be there.
I had no idea I had committed such a faux-pas.
Guilty of thinking about the people who weren't invited?
You were considerate to have thought of them.
Again, NO RULES WERE BROKEN in your case because everyone has different ideas as to what THEIR wedding should be.
I am still trying to figure out why my wife married me.
My dick shoots lead.
Self defense, of course?
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1 minute ago, F. M. said:
I think she's a bore. zzzzz Plus as far as good is concerned, she has a problem imho. She made such a big deal on how thin Jules was, she hasn't seen her stick like arms and legs. Ugh! Eat a burger Carol!!!
Ahem, you mean, "eat a SEXY burger"and wash it down with some http://www.nakedjuice.com/
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17 minutes ago, film noire said:
Ha! (In her voice that is so much more "feminine" than LuMan's.)
What a couple of backward assholes Bethenny and Carole are -- two wannabe sophisticates tittering over strap-ons -- fucking rubes.
One has never had Dim Sum and the other has never had manners?
Instead of doing a 'real estate' show, beffy should team up with carole and take her around town and show her the sights.
Teach her how to ride a bike, so she doesn't have to ride on the handlebars.
Get her a book of names, so she can retire the name "Baby".
Teach carole that the M&Ms that are W&Ws are still good.
Carole may not want to have her teach her how to use chopsticks. Beffy has a thing about threatening to stab you in the eyes with them.......
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5 minutes ago, beesknees said:
I, for one, do not have a problem with a dick shooting out diamonds. I just want to go on record for saying that. (I'll see myself out now, thank you)
Actually, that is pretty funny.
It's like trying to pass a kidney stone?
Would it be out of line if I said that beff's bagina is someplace you would find diamonds?
Dark, dank and dangerous to men inside?
(that is NOT body shaming, think of it in OSHA terms? You need to inform anyone in the area of the dangers inside?)
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3 minutes ago, film noire said:
The women have been very clear about what's going on:
Tom married Luann for her money.
Luann married Tom for his Penthouse.
Tom is broke. Luann is rich.
Luann is broke. Tom is rich.
Tom fucks every woman that comes his way.
Luann is a slutty snake of a whore who pretends to be a lady.
Luann is not a lady, she is a man. She is LuMan.
Tom is the lady. Because he is gay.
He is the only kind of the gay Carole is aware of: Norman Bates gay, with a dash of Paul Lynde and Charles Nelson Reilly making out backstage at Hollywood Squares. Because all gay men must kiss each other, especially when on a game show. The bright colored lights excite them. Also, in private, they wear maribou trimmed kit'en heels and talk in high mincing voices while sloshing martinis everywhere. Sometimes, there is opera. Poor gay Tom will have to lis'en to LuMan's club music instead. Elegance is learned, my friend. These are the sacrifices he had to make. Sacrifices to live like a closeted gay man in 1920 as seen in the fever dream of Carole Radiziwill, world sophisticate and sexual adventurer. And this is how TomGay -- after two failed engagements and with only a nickle in his pocket (to order gay dim sum) married LuMan, so she could fuck him with a strap-on. Carole knows all this. She has even worn a strap-on herself. On her head, while she rode a giant tricycle through a field of daisies. And this year she has eaten the dim sum of the gay people, and so now there will be a letter just for her: QUILTBAG C.
Next week he'll be Questioning
And while she pedals furiously, she sings in a lilting voice, "look at me, I am a UNICORN!"
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You have to give lu a little credit.
First of all?
I wouldn't invite any assholes I had to 'work' with to my wedding.
You have a drunk Sonja, flashing the guests?
Ramona jumping up to chime in at the "does anyone object" line in the vows?
She did take a chance with Do being IN the wedding. "Eyes wanna toast Luahhh
and Tum sho dey can be haaaaappppyyyyyyyyy, Sheers!"
Beth would hold court with carole up her butt and there would have been a blow up over something trivial?
Tins in the background, cougar-ing her way thru the guest list?
Nope, I would have done the same thing.
I mean, was lulu supposed to forget all the shit they talked about her relationship?
I get the feeling that most of us wouldn't put up with that kind of fuckery?
No way, no how.
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18 minutes ago, Teddybear said:
LuAnn: "I have somebody to play with all the time and I love my new playmate." Um, did LuAnn get a dog or a husband? Maybe they're one and the same in Tom.
I find it so odd LuAnn had a party for all the people she didn't invite to her wedding. It's embarrassing all the way around. It would be one thing if it were a destination wedding far far away that people couldn't afford (not the case), or it was a wedding just for family (nope), or someone couldn't/didn't want to go (nope), but the people invited really wanted to go to the original wedding. Does she recommend that in her etiquette book? A party for second tier guests who didn't make the initial cut?
Didn't like how Tom grabbed LuAnn by the neck when he kissed her at the party. That was creepy.
They were going to lose their balls, either way?
You have to cut lulu some slack.
I married late (THANK YOU, JILL ZARIN) otherwise I would have been twice divorced and widowed had I pulled the pin earlier.
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Manners and etiquette change on a daily basis.
I don't get the rules/etiquette/rules of engagement because everyone wants to have a 'unique' wedding - I have yet to hear about or attend a wedding where the bride or groom choose to do something different/outside the 'rules'..........Hey, it's their life, they may as well live it the way they want?
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4 minutes ago, diadochokinesis said:
But making fun of a part of a woman's body (that FYI, is actually common based on how your breast tissue lays) is body shaming.
Hmmm, We can take on the man bashing on the thread, next?
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When you have seen a few thousand breasts in various states of repair, a sense of humor helps.
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1 minute ago, diadochokinesis said:
Saying someone has a dick that shoots diamonds isn't body shaming. I also never said that I was ok with that. I felt it was crass but also a bit funny (the two aren't mutually exclusive).
I didn't say her vagina underarms were funny, they are hilarious.
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10 minutes ago, diadochokinesis said:
I agree that Lu does seem to be trying extra hard to convince people about this wedding but i wonder how much of it is she is trying to convince herself. The whole first time married thing doesn't strike me as being unusual. My aunt got married for the first time at 52 and they have been married for 15 years now. Really great guy. Lost his first wife to cancer. We love him, it works.
That whole dinner was just all types of awkward. Avery's friends don't want to hang out with a 60 year old twwoman. They want to hang out with Avery. I did enjoy the sideye they gave Avery when Ramona suggested Monday dinners. LOL.
I'm assuming you are a man but two things:
1) Some woman just have that. It is how the breast tissue extends.
2) Do we really have to body shame? You don't like Bethenny. Fine. But can we not body shame?
She stole that from Pretty Woman! Come on! Come up with original lines!
So, A dick that shoots diamonds isn't man shaming?
I bet that is why beffy is cranky, she has an ass full of carbon?
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8 minutes ago, beesknees said:
- I'm going to get roasted for this but what was up with Avery's face tonight? I'm talking about the area between her eyes.
She looked like a cross between someone with a Frankenstein forehead and fetal alcohol syndrome. I couldn't stop staring to the point that I was missing the dialogue.
I don't remember Avery's face looking so odd and puffy like that. My friend immediately said botox injections that have not settled down yet (she gets them regularly). At 22 yrs old? I say no but the look (whatever it is) is unnatural.
Oh man.
That is harsh........but it's funny.
Ramona probably has brainwashed Avery into believing all that injection/lift bullshit is GOOD for her.
One of the funnier scenes was Avery standing in front of the Lulu (ex-countess) and checking her out, top to bottom.
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6 minutes ago, WireWrap said:
Nahhh, I do think he is a rent a date but I think this speaks more about Sonja's desperation for a storyline focusing in on her, not her roommate Tinsley! LOL
If we thought the Ex-countess' love connection was saccharine?
Wait until Sonja gets rolling along and SHE gets engaged?
How do we know if Frenchy isn't doing the show to keep his work visa?
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1 hour ago, zoeysmom said:
Bethenny might want to dial back overinflated Ramona boobs jokes:
I bet beffy made her 'stupid' assistant take about 12 shots before she picked the 'best' one.
What is it with the underarm vagina?
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Carole is as about as sophisticated as wet newspaper.
IF she was going to co-write a cook book? She'd need a ghost writer.
But then again?
She probably can name every flavor of Pop Tarts and Hot Pockets?
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That is the beauty of living in a large Metro city.
THE FOOD.
But then again, I don't blame carole, it wasn't Sexy Dim Sum?
What gasses me is she 'dates' a cook/chef, yet has no inclination to experience the food scene?
Adam has to shoulder some of the blame, too? How in the living fuck can you live with/date someone who cooks for a living and be so out of the loop.
(My dream would be to snag one of the ladies on America's Test Kitchen....I like legs/thighs and breasts.)
A good meal with someone you like is a very intimate experience. Going out with a friend and 'experiencing' a good meal/something new is what life is all about.
Even a meal that sucks ass can be fun, if you are so inclined to have a good time and to cross it off your bucket list?
People have commented on Tom being married in his 50's, but little about carole's sheltered food history? (I thought that journalists were daring, informed and cultured?)
I bet Carole can name every brand of peanut butter?
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Two rules about finding good places to eat.
1) Lines out the front door
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2) word of mouth.
EVERYONE has a place that serves the BEST (fill in the blank).
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Where can I buy one of those personalized ornaments, the ones with the SG logo on the back?
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30 minutes ago, bravofan27 said:
I feel like Carol is horrible in bed.
She oozes sexual incompetence.
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S09.E11: A Countess No More
in The Real Housewives Of New York City
Beffy needs a stooge, someone to draw in and slap the shit out of when she feels like it?
Carole just loves the evil shit that beffy spews, carole is that empty canvas, she is anything people want her to be and not smart enough to get out of her own way. If she didn't have beffy as a sidekick, what would her storyline be?
Beffy suffers this fool because she wouldn't have anyone to snark with about the rest of the cast?