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8 hours ago, HunterHunted said:
Once again, Ramona doesn't seem to understand the difference between acting and real life.* I know if they tried to explain it to Ramona, she'd be incensed that Bethenny lied to this poor guy that they were going to have sex, but then only pretended to have sex with him. "She's a bitchy witch. Okay. You know she told this guy...okay...that they were going to have sex...okay...on a water bed. Okay. And then Bethenny lied. Bethenny didn't even... have... sex... with the guy. Who does that? You know how she is. And she lied."
I kind of wish that Bethenny had decided to go Darienne Lake on Ramona. "I'm going to say this very slowly so you understand me...you're dumb and crazy."
Ramona, take a Xanax. Calm down!!!!!
*Charlize Theron is not a lesbian serial killer. Morgan Freeman is not God. Daniel Radcliffe is not a wizard. Bradley Cooper is not a gun toting alien raccoon. However, Angelina Jolie is a horned scorned witch who does make everyone's lives miserable.
So, Hugh Jackman can wipe his rear end without cutting himself up and all the housewives aren't really real?
Some one mentioned that money doesn't always guarantee you will have some kind of etiquette/manners.
And sometimes it just magnifies bad behavior because everyone know that when you have money, manners are added, at no additional cost?
What stuns the fuck out of me about EVERY franchise is the crass and petty behavior by all these morons/cast.
Example?
If I was Do and someone creeped into my 'drawers' to snag some underwear? There would be some discussion about the incident. Not a nice discussion, at that.
If someone came to my house and screwed up my walls, I'd expect - at the very least - an apology, and at the most? An offer to fix whatever fuckery they had a hand in?
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I loved the "What kinda moth is THAT?" scene.
I felt sorry for the assistant - you are hired for to be a personal assistant - then get dogged for NOT being an expert in entomology?
Beffy and the Ramonster are just two examples of people that just steam roll people as a means to an end - the funniest part is to watch someone stand up to them and how flustered they get because they were challenged.
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5 hours ago, ryebread said:
I think Dorinda, and probably Richard, just has poor taste. I'm glad she loves her homes but the Berks and her apartment are too too froo froo. Anyone else get nervous in a really cluttered environment? Maybe that's why crazy shit always happens at her house. High strung women + alcohol + seizure inducing decor.
High strung women + alcohol + seizure inducing decor. = waking up in an alcohol induced haze, looking around and wondering who's house you are in?
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I can see beffy going "Silence of Lambs/Buffalo Bill" on the assistant.
Killing her and stuffing a moth into her mouth because she couldn't give the proper "kingdom, phylum and rank" of a dead insect in a trap?
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3 minutes ago, enchantingmonkey said:
Ramona was too drunk during her attack on Bethenny for me to take it all that serious. It was like she was just throwing insults out and hoping Bethenny would be wounded by at least one of them. Their recaps afterwards made it seem more dramatic than how I felt it played onscreen. The damage Ramona did to Dorinda's room seemed worse.
For as much as I enjoy Bethenny's witty barbs and retorts, I think her running off after each squabble really does prove the point that she can dish it out but can't take it. Disappointing.
I wouldn't mind seeing Jill a few times a season. She's known most of these women for years.
They were showing episodes from Season 4 earlier today and I was shocked at how much better Ramona looked with short hair.
Carol made me laugh multiple times this episode.
Beffy has the ability to keep a straight face during a fight and doesn't react to any barbs thrown her way.
She also puts on the "How DID I get here" face and it just infuriates the person she is fighting with. If you notice that as the fight went on. Ramona saw her jabs weren't getting any traction, so she started throwing shit on the wall...and trying to hit a nerve.
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6 minutes ago, njbchlover said:
I would almost guarantee that will be a question that is asked at the Reunion.
I could not believe that Ramona wasn't at all remorseful about anything. (I'm sure she'll excuse it as "I don't remember, so it must not have happened"...just as she did with the dress stealing situation with Bethenny.)
That is because no one has ever really nailed her about her behavior.
I can see Ramona playing the 'HOW COULD YOU CHARGE ME for the fixtures?"
I mean seriously,
Doesn't she demand that the hired help unpack her bags when she travels?
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My LOL moment of the evening was the ramonster saying, "i got drunk and don't remember what I said, but I do know it was vicious...."
What a chuckle-fuck.
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1 minute ago, KungFuBunny said:
Vampinot Grigio needs total darkness
So what's next in the skinny gal empire?
Garlic leis?
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1 minute ago, KungFuBunny said:
The clip they showed of the room Ramona slept in.
I could have sworn they showed one corner towards the ceiling with what looked like ripped wallpaper or paint.
Ramona literally went BSC - she turn into a freaking bat and flew up and shit in the ceiling corner to sleep
Having watched tons of people do some vile shit like that?
I always wonder why people go after weird shit in the room.....I wonder what the meaning behind pulling down the lights was all about?
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24 minutes ago, JD5166 said:
I hate Adam and his dumb sexy salads. Gah!
No wonder Carole wants him out, so annoying!
Probably makes the dressings with Astrolube or KY.
The jelly, not the state.
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2 minutes ago, Emmeline said:
I think this is a more reasonable explanation for Ramona's strange behavior than Bethenny's "jealousy" excuse.
Ramona seems to have had some financial success. She has however, lost her husband, is an empty nester and no longer works. I don't think she is happy and seems lost.
If I was Carol, I don't know if I would want Tinsley in that building. Adam was checking her out. Although she doesn't seem his type.
Anyone who would eat Adam's food is probably his type.
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Ramona my be an idiot, but what a moron you'd have to be to stand there and listen to her rant.
Assholes.
One and all.
3 minutes ago, hoodooznoodooz said:When Lu laughs at Tom's hall pass joke, that is not an amused laugh.
There are pictures to back her not-so-amusement?
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One thing that has amazed me about this whole fuck-for-all is the division of opinion and views on the thread.
One thing I learned to NEVER do was to take a side in a marriage battle royale.
There was always ONE side that was acting like a total asshole - usually the one that whines and cries about how badly THEY are being treated/have it made - during the fuck-for-all of a divorce.
IT's funny that people are quick to jump on Jason's ass about the divorce, when beffy is the only one (not) talking about it?
I want the transcript of the trial.
The loser should be burned at the stake.
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Do owns a house in the 'Shires
Of hosting? She never will tire.
It's sugar and spice
With her making nice
And she almost lost it in the fire.
(LOL, the Liberty Mutual insurance commercial about having the living room burn down just came on the tube.....)
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Of lulu and her new man Tom
The women think this is wrong
Lu's is a fool
for marrying that tool.
and they pray for the marriage to bomb.
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BRAVO should get Lizzie Grubman to join the cast.
She has a mugshot, too!
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On 6/2/2017 at 7:59 PM, KungFuBunny said:
Dorinda's birthday cakes
When I see Dorinda's I Made It Nice cake - I think of the Dr Seuss hat on the cat
Would you, could you?
Eat that cake?
The one that she did not bake.
The cake that tried to 'make it nice'
Made of flour, eggs and spice?
Would you, could eat that cake?
Take it with a smile that's fake!
Would they ask you, once or twice
To taste that cake - It's really NICE?
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20 hours ago, Bronzedog said:
Because she went to the Sophia Petrillo School of Etiquette.
At Shady Pines University?
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Does anyone know if the transcript of Jason's trial will be available to the public?
That would be a good drinking game.
I have the feeling that 'abuse' is going to be the "phrase that pays".....
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24 minutes ago, Trooper York said:
Heres the thing to remember when they go tit for tat.
Bethenny has fake tits.
Thank god neither one got a 'tat'.
We'd have to click on the "Jason Hoppy/Beffy Frankel go to get tats erased" story on the old homepage? ; )
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1 hour ago, Trooper York said:
You know I thought about that too. Can Jason introduce Bethenny's "You're a whore Luann" speech into evidence? Can he have a sizzle reel of every curse word and vulgar expression that she has spewed at various people over the years? What do you think a jury will think about that?
"This is what I was dealing with. I just wanted to know when I could pick my daughter. Or what time was the dance recital. This is what I got back. So I had to put everything into an email to have a paper trail and I had to send many of them because she did not respond in a timely manner so I did not miss important events in my only daughters life."
He has a good ten minutes just in this episode alone.
How do you think that is going to flow?
Tit for tat.
If he DID act like an asshole?
Hit him where it hurts.
On the other hand?
I'd love to see the tape the paps shoot of her leaving the courthouse if things don't go her way.
I am a fucker that way.
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1 hour ago, ryebread said:
That was an unbelievably low (yet, truthful) blow by Ramona to Bethenny, on the bridge.
Matched only by Bethenny telling soon-to-be bride, Luann, that her betrothed is still cheating on her and will always cheat on her. Low, yet truthful, blow.
It's all in the delivery?
The Ra-monster did it in the most cut and dry way possible, Beffy blubbered her way thru that scene - as if lulu getting cheated on was a knife to HER heart.
Can we do a count-up clock for lulu - like they do with the politicians?
Lulu's first --- days being married.
That way we can do the "breaking news" thing when he's caught with his peepee out of his pants? ; )
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11 minutes ago, nexxie said:
It's hard to think of Bethenny as the lesser asshole in almost any situation.
How's about Bethenny>Asshole?
IS that a valid statement?
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2 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:
Bethenny named her daughter after Jason's brother. She is such an evil asshole.
She was thinking 'with her gut' while she was married, I think that is a valid excuse.
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25 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:
We'll see what happens. You really don't have to have a mountain of evidence to get someone arrested. He said, she said. We'll see. I've seen people claim that they were threatened and that they are terrified. Turns out, the ex said he would take them to court, if they failed to pay their portion of summer camp fees. So, it can be subjective. The lawyers will sort it out and hopefully, he'll get a fair trial.
If Jason is doing something improper, then, it should be stopped. It won't change my opinion of Bethenny. She's a woman with some talent, lots of energy and often a charming personality. The sad thing is that she is dishonest, imo and a malcontent. Nothing will ever make her happy or let her be in peace. It's sad, really.
I was under the impression that there was a knock down, drag out fight at the kid's school and the cops arrested him there.
Nope, he was arrested at home
So, in this day and age of paparazzi, cell phones and CCTV no one has come forward with a piece of tape where JH is stalking/harassing beffy? And what about the emails/texts? She could have ruined him - burned his fucking ass to the ground - by releasing a few of the 'worst' messages into the public record.
That way?
EVERYONE could hate Jason!!!!
Me thinks she doth protest a little too much?
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Me thinks that the 'breakdowns' on the show are 'for the record'.
Imagine being able to walk into court with a DVD - provided by your employer - of your "greatest meltdowns"
I can see them play the disc in court and people laughing when the "BRAVO" logo appears in the corner of the screen with "5 more days before HWs of OC premiere" right as the endless clips of beffy having a 'breakdown' begin to play.
"You see the effect it had on my client and her ability to earn a living?"
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And as a rebuttal? Jason's lawyer should offer to play the clips of Beffy's Greatest "let me work a DICK or VAGINA into the conversation" Hits?
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2 minutes ago, PradaKitty said:
I am truly amazed at how awful Ramona looks. I've always been appalled by her actions and manners - now she has the physical appearance to go with them. I don't know who her (face and breasts) surgeon is, but based on this sample of their work, I would stay far, far away. With the new breasts, she looks extremely matronly, and yet she seems proud of them. They just seem to make her look frowsy. I have no idea of what was done to her face, but she is moving very close to Wildenstein territory...
Well, she should be proud of them, she paid for them all by herself?
Didn't Wildenstein want to look like a cat?
Ramona is close to looking like an asshole?!?!?!?!
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S09.E10: Black Out and Get Out
in The Real Housewives Of New York City
At the beginning of the epi they had a few shots of the outdoors of Do's house.
I laughed because it reminded me of the Overlook Hotel in The Shining.
Peaceful winter scene outdoors without a suggestion of the evil going on indoors?