ElDosEquis
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What?
No mention of the ghosts of Christmas past or present?
Good Christmas Cheer?
Auld Lang Syne?
I think that maybe Lulu should look into the "old acquaintances to be forgot"?
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And everyone that is invited to beffy's party need to look under their seat!
There is a GC for 5 dollars off any skinny girl product, a 50 count package of SK napkins, note pad/pen and fridge magnet!
Merry and Happy!
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4 hours ago, Giselle said:
None of those, try a particular proper noun.
"Jason" whispered in her ear.
We can only wonder what are the magic words that get her to settle down?
"TV project", maybe?
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1 hour ago, film noire said:
BUT IF THERE'S ANY FIGHTING OVER HOW TO PRONOUNCE "FLACCID". I WILL TURN THIS THREAD AROUND AND TAKE US RIGHT HOME AND THEN NOBODY WILL GET TO SEE SIX FLAGS STRUNK AND WHITE GREAT ADVENTURE!
Awwwwwwwwwwww..............we'll behave, PROMISE!
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1 minute ago, Giselle said:
Can't tell. The boards can be very serendipitous.
Agreed, but now I am a little curious as to what MIGHT set beffy off.
A subjugated verb? Or a proper usage miscue? The 'their/there, affect/effect" controversies?
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3 hours ago, Giselle said:
Don't poke the bear "El".
FilmNoir is already using caps.
Pointing out the vast field of punctuation quicksand will start that vein in the front of "FN's" forehead to start throbbing and we'll all be in trouble!
Apologies, Will we be discussing usage, pronunciation or spelling later on?
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3 minutes ago, Giselle said:
Oh I see...you're one of those who think its absolutely fine that "Girl" is used as a derrogatory name for a cow! That's just mean! Girls are nothing like cows. Cows are beautiful and kind. Girls are ungraceful and tempermental. Nothing like a cow.
ISFOS!
Cow eyes.
Beautiful, full, brown eyes.
When we drive across country, The cows always get a shout out.
Always.
One of beffy's best features are her eyes, there is a fire in them.
Too bad the are stuck in the head of a maniac.
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5 hours ago, film noire said:
As it should be -- praise Jesus, Sister Giselle!! -- but please, could we not lose sight of the fact that the controversy is not just about an S, but AN APOSTROPHE?
GODDAMN PUNCTUATION IS INVOLVED HERE, PEOPLE.
IF WE DON'T STAY ON TOP OF THIS, WE MIGHT FACE AN AMPERSAND INVASION.
Umlauts.
Sometimes you got those fuckers hanging over your head?
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Beffy is doing a movie!
It's called "SHAKEN".
The story revolves around a woman who is 'shaken' by life and has to make everyone around her pay for it.
the tagline is "She has a specific set of ills".
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1 hour ago, WireWrap said:
Yes, she is "quick" but I don't think she is all that smart, she reverts to old insults time and time again. And just because some of the HWs, Luann, think before they spew hatred at another doesn't make them slow or less intelligent than Bethenny, in fact thinking before you speak is normally a sign of intelligence. LOL Oh, and Bethenny never learns from those times she messes up because she repeats the same ugly behaviors time and time again.
You would think someone who is "quick" be able to read a room?
One admirable thing in a woman is her ability to recover or face a situation she comes across.
It also works when in reverse.
It's not always the wisest or classiest to just blurt out what ever the fuck rests on your tongue, as a matter of fact?
It's kinda annoying.
A woman can have money, looks, a good work ethic and health, but if her personality sucks?
It's all on her.
There is nothing more UNATTRACTIVE than a pretty woman with a fucking ugly soul.
No amount of makeup, hair cutting or wardrobe changes gonna save THAT bitch.
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9 hours ago, film noire said:
Not a list of ingredients or simple steps, no - you can protect a secret recipe formula (coke, KFC) and (I'm assuming) Skinnygirl did the same when Beam bought it (presumably b/c the industrial version is not the same as the "at home" Bethenny posted online years ago). But I'm not talking legal, I'm talking about shitty and tacky; publicly trashing your mother while using the recipe she created for your godmother to make your own fortune. YMMV.
I once went to cook a dish my mom would always cookI guess, so I gave her a call and got her recipe.
As we went over the ingrediences, we began to chat about how to put the dish together.
As I asked her about some of the steps in the process, she got giggly.
She then confessed that when people asked her about her recipes, she'd leave out an ingredient or step,
(she also did that with whatever perfume she was wearing, if people asked wanted to know what it was, she'd give then a different name)
When I told her that wasn't nice, she said, "who's recipe is it?"
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Had Bernadette stolen a recipe from beffy?
She'd be whining and carrying on about how her mom was a thief, a bitch and what else?
Knowing how she yelled at lulu about being a whore, etc?
I wonder what offensive behavior she has foisted on her mom?
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Things are starting to look "bad"................
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44 minutes ago, film noire said:
LOL
From the review:
"The sex scene on the water bed made me sea sick just watching it, I thought the guy playing Mike was going to either puke or at least suffocate!!"
Classic Ramona that the worst part of the soft porn scene was apparently the waterbed -- the tackiness of it offending her refined sensibilities; as if she carries around in her head images of a Bob Guccione 70s porn layout, busty blondes with long hair, their eyes bugging out...hey, wait a minute.
Heh heh, another Blast from the Past.
I wonder how many "Penthouse Letters" ramona has read?
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7 minutes ago, film noire said:
Thanks, Eldosequis -- I think Mae would appreciate me lifting her best stuff ; )
As long as you give her a 'writing credit' I don't think she'd mind.
My Goodness!
Answer?
"Goodness had NOTHING to do with it!"-
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20 minutes ago, BBHN said:
"Can" being the operative word. Just because it does for some, that doesn't mean it holds true for all.
Ok, the people at the track...and? The horse racing people? I'm guessing maybe not much of a bonus in the food and beverage industry.
Um, Horse racing people are connected in MANY areas.
Check out a Daily Racing Form and google some of the names of the owners?
Many aren't household names, but they are giants in their areas of work....
I live in a "triple crown" city and when THE RACE comes to town, the paper devotes a section to all the balls/parties in town - guy ferry and booby flay are two of the well known horse owners/chefs.
I am sure beffy would LOVE to get into one of their eateries as the Official Swill?
Doesn't anyone network anymore?
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14 minutes ago, film noire said:
Agree with everything you've written, Mostly -- and I love Mae! - a West primer for the NYC Housewives:
Sonja: "I've been in more laps than a napkin!"
Dorinda: "Marriage is a great institution...but I'm not ready for an institution."
Carole: "I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."
Luann: "I've always had a weakness for foreign affairs."
Ramona: "She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong."
Bethenny: "I never loved another person the way I loved myself."
I give your a post a 99.
Just in case you happen to write something that is FUNNIER?
(It was a perfect post)
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The Long Run - Eagles.
I used to hurry a lot I used to worry a lot
I used to stay out till the break of day
Oh, that didn't get it
It was high time I quit it
I just couldn't carry on that wayOh, I did some damage, I know it's true
Didn't know I was so lonely, till I found youYou can go the distance
We'll find out in the long run (in the long run)
We can handle some resistance
If our love is a strong one (is a strong one)People talkin' about us
They got nothin' else to do
When it all comes down we will
Still come throughIn the long run
Ooh, I want to tell you, it's a long runYou know I don't understand why you don't treat yourself better
Do the crazy things that you do
'Cause all the debutantes in Houston, baby,
Couldn't hold a candle to youDid you do it for love?
Did you do it for money?
Did you do it for spite?
Did you think you had to, honey?Who is gonna make it?
We'll find out in the long run (in the long run)
I know we can take it
If our love is a strong one (is a strong one)Well, we're scared, but we ain't shakin'
Kinda bent, but we ain't breakin' in the long run
Ooh, I want to tell you, it's a long run in the long run
In the long run
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2 hours ago, mostlylurking said:
Neither does being poor. Nothing can guarantee that and I never said anything could.
From my post: "It can not buy happiness, but it can buy the tools necessary to attain happiness. And I am not talking about material things either." Maybe not as a child but growing up with privilege you have access to certain things as an adult. Agree to disagree.
True. Money cannot buy anyone happiness.
But, you sure can rent an ass-load of it!
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The fuck you say!
The BEST lulu performance was on the KTLA morning show.
The absolute best were the cuts to the morons dancing to the tune and the way they ran the credits over her, as they ended the show.
Pure comedy gold.
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No, Two assholes with two assholes.
I am not good at math. I think it adds up to four.
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6 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:
John should have pulled a Ramona and after Bethenny sought out his expertise, turned him down. As in Ramona wanting an invitation to the wedding so she could turn Luann and Tom down.
He should have been smart enough to know after her tirade about him going after her business last year this would not end well. Oh well live and learn John.
John lived and he learned that someone was STUPID enough to plunk down 10k to get rid of her moths?
I wonder what she'd pay to have someone get rid of the bats in her belfry?
5 minutes ago, BBHN said:Technically, two, since all human beings have asshole. What, we do...
Advertising "Once and for all" isn't the best tactic either way...especially when the opposite seems to be true.
I assume they aren't advertising to fix flats FOREVER!!!
Well,
I see four assholes on the couch. Told you it was a trick photo.
No, they only fix flats during the working hours. Forever means overtime for the crew.
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1 hour ago, mostlylurking said:
I stand by everything I said. All other things being equal, I would choose to be rich any day of the week. Wasn't it Mae West who said "I've been rich and I've been poor--rich is better." It doesn't buy happiness? Let me find out for myself. Stop being so self conscious rich people;) It's like when rich white men try to tell us that they too have problems....yes you have problems but generally speaking you have less problems than every other group of people on the planet (sorrynotsorry).
I've spent way too long on this topic so I must address something else---What the EFF did Ramona do to Dorinda's guest room??? I was in the minority who thought Ramona really hadn't been acting much crazier than usual lately. But than that....what?!?! Dorinda should absolutely sue, you could see she was personally hurt. Also seeing Ramona in flashbacks really makes me sad for whatever she's done to her face. It's just....not nice. Same goes for Jill.
Sonja looked great in Dorinda's pj's but who the hell goes around trying on other people's pj's?? Here's another thing money can't buy you - class! Thank you Countess;)
It's ONLY rich white dudes?
I tend to see it as all the "green assholes" who steer the topic - green as in money - sex, faith and color - be damned.
I seem to remember some woman posting a photo of her posing in her daughter's pajamas on the twatter.
That was fun to watch.
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11 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:Don't think a tire shop would advertise "eliminate flat tires once and for all"
So, what does that "We fix flats' sign doing in the window?
Seems as if they are working on getting rid of flats, once and for all?
It makes good business sense to bullshit a little.
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2 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:
He needs to re-word his ad... . "Our unique moth damage control services will eliminate your moth problem once and for all. "
Bethenny should be upset paying $10,000 for something that doesn't actually work.
Who is a larger idiot?
John or beffy?
It's NOT the guy that sprayed, put mothballs in the wall and hung a trap inside a closet and made 10k.
Judge Judy would have a field day with a case like that.
Its like being the owner of a tire shop and having someone walk in and complain that they new set of tires went flat after they went driving thru a parking lot filled with broken glass.
People are stupid, that way.
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10 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:
Great example of a good photo. Beffy looks good in that pic.
But if you know the particulars (personas) of both the people on the couch?
It turns into one of those "What color is this dress?" kinda photos.
But, the question might be, "How many assholes are on the couch?" instead.....
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Combat Sport: Boxing, MMA, Arm Wrestling
in Sports
Two words that will keep from even thinking about watching this fight.
Dana White.
This has the potential to turn into the stupidity that was the Ali/Inoki matchup.
It will probably end on some fluke technicality - no one gets hurt, everyone gets paid.
Not buying........or selling.
Even it out, make Phelps run and Bolt swims?