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Camille's cheap clip-in extensions were so distracting I missed whatever she was screeching about. Did yall hear sumn?

"Slutty Island" was peak RHoNY. I really miss those days.

Lol, exactly. It must never be forgotten that Dorit is just the worst.

Makes me REALLY believe the cocaine rumours, just sayin'

LOL, I just asked someone in my friend group for a favour. I thanked her by text, but then I thought about Nutcracker-gate and I remembered to also thank her in front of everyone, later. RHONY Pettiness: You can NEVER give too many private & public 'thank yous'. It's one to grow on!

LuAnn = fun drunk Ramona = crazy drunk Sonja = slutty drunk Dorinda = MEAN drunk Bethenny = sad drunk

I wonder where Carol got that idea? It couldn't possibly be her L.A. bestie Cassandra Grey?! Carol will do ANYTHING to be considered interesting. When Bethenny says she doesn't recognize Carol, I believe her. It's because Carol assumes the personality of whomever strikes her fancy at that particular moment.

LOL, I was on my way to a screening of Rosemary’s Baby, otherwise I would’ve asked for a selfie with them! Tinsley is quite pretty and her eyebrows weren’t tragic like they are on the show. Someone suggested that Botox is making them look haywire and ITA.

Just literally passed Tinsley & Scott walking south along Church street, headed toward the WTC. They were holding hands, but Tinsley either has resting bitchface or she’s mad about something :)

Sonja is always looking for Mr. Goodbar.

I live in the financial district and have been hauling my butt to my church on Park/60th since 1998. Once you find one you like, it's hard to start over. ETA-- I cannot wait for the ladies to arrive in Cartagena Colombia! I'm getting strong 'Romancing the Stone' vibes and I'm here for all of it :D

"Interesting" being a euphemism for T R A G I C. Jesus fix it.

After last week’s episode I was firmly Team Bethenny. I don’t know the rules of etiquette when you’re in a real friendship that is being filmed for a TV show. Are there ground rules? I feel like private text conversations shouldn’t be up for public consumption and Carole repeatedly violated that rule. But after this week’s episode I think Carole has a point. Bethenny is just permanently super intense and aggressive, with no ‘off’ switch, and that can be exhausting. I get why she’d want to create some distance.

I swear. Sonja was wolfing down Bethanny’s party food like she hadn’t eaten in weeks. I wonder how much of the raw bar she stuffed in her handbag? Also, most people going through a major home reno would just move into temporary housing. Sonja is living on a 4-poster bed, inhaling dust mites and asbestos to save a few bucks. Yikes.

Erica Hill reminds me so much of Campbell Brown, especially their voices. They've both got a 'mean mommy' vibe or something.