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I read Garrett as a real piece of garbage. He's the con I like the least, as of now. I know Johnna's not the most sympathetic person, but Garrett pulled out the "You're a BITCH" card with ease. Calling a woman (especially the one you "love") a bitch is straight a) barbaric b) not necessary and c) it won't get you a fucking thing, bruh.

I think he said he's never showered with a woman. He had plenty of showers in prison, but with men.

Who the hell wants a statuesque beauty who really cares about your well-being? Not me or Scott, that's for sure.

Johnna confronts Garrett after he stays out all night; Lamar's family reunion takes a turn after a surprise guest ignite's Andrea's jealousy; Lamar and Andrea face off; Angela fears the worst on Tony's release day.

Lizzie's release is met with devastating news; after weeks of no ring, Garrett makes an expensive purchase that upsets Johnna; Lamar gets a taste of Andrea's jealousy hours after his release.

I'd like to see how composed you'd be if you had a tall dark and handsome 18-years-in armed robber knight in shining armor with a garbage bag full of clothes and no earning potential coming off a prison bus to meet you. Most women (and men) would not be able to contain their excitement.

Lizzie is a trip. Her prized possession is her Bible and I guess the camera she uses to take naked photos for prison penpals. 200 pairs of shoes, $1200 shopping sprees, a white carriage with white horses... Scott, you deserve everything you get from her, brother. She couldn't have possibly given you any more warning. Garrett wants to be a massage therapist and work for himself. It's a good plan. No one wants to hire felons but people love to give them business loans. And Johnna saying that no one wants to get massaged by a felon while one is literally feeling her up in her car is Alanis-levels of ironic. Lamar... 18 years is a long ass time.

Bryan and Santana must extract a nuclear physicist long thought dead, from a secret North Korean prison compound. Meanwhile, Kilroy faces a moral dilemma when Hart asks him to locate a criminal wanted by a foreign government.

A laid-off worker kidnaps a high-powered accountant in revenge for his lost pension, and the team gets swept up in a case of class warfare when Bryan decides to help the kidnapper get justice.

When a plane crashes carrying Bryan Mills and a key witness in a murder investigation, a wounded Mills must call upon the survival skills his father taught him to overcome the elements, find a way out of the woods and protect the witness from a lethal team of mercenaries on their tail. Meanwhile, Santana organizes a "go big or go home" plan to locate the downed plane.

The Season 17 finale. The final two all-stars pick from the season's past contestants to join them on their team for the final dinner service. With a head chef position at the first ever Hell's Kitchen flagship restaurant at Caesars Palace Las Vegas, and a salary of a quarter of a million dollars on the line it all comes down to this.

Chef Ramsay informs the remaining three all-stars that all of them will compete in the finale. As a reward, Ramsay invites the contestants to a retreat at Calamigos Ranch in Malibu. However, the vacation soon turns upside-down when Ramsay announces their last challenge. The three finalists must cook and perfect their menus and only two will advance.

When the families come to visit, the four remaining all-stars are feeling extra-motivated to succeed. For the challenge, the chefs must choose a gift, each of which contains a secret ingredient on which they must base their dish. They will then anonymously serve their dishes to each family, and whoever gets the most votes, wins a day in Malibu with Chef Ramsay and his-her family. Then, Gabrielle Dennis ("The Game") and Anna Konkle ("New Girl") join dinner service.

Brandon seeks refuge after Jerrika kicks him out. A physically and mentally ailing Ronnie runs into Rafiq. Meanwhile, Quentin takes a valued item from Trice while Kevin's quest ends with Brandon making a bad deal with Reg.

The crew races to an emergency when disaster strikes at an Indian wedding. Abby enlists the help of Buck to try and find her mother and, for the first time, meets Athena face-to-face. Meanwhile, Bobby has a difficult time confronting his past and Hen struggles to make the right decision.

The Season 1 finale. With just four short weeks before Dalton and his team finish their deployment, they continue to race the clock on a high-stakes mission. As they learn more about Hoffman, Patricia and the group attempt to use his intel to save innocent lives, but the information comes at a cost.

Orange County, Cal., screams of terror ring out from the home of multi-millionaires. Police are left with a series of clues that take them on a chase to find a wealthy couple's killer and bring justice to the five children left orphaned.

A Washington community is shocked when PTA mom Mechele Linehan is arrested for murder from a decade earlier in Alaska. Details of a seedy and sordid past emerge.

It's game day. The recruits must make varsity-worthy nachos inspired by different flavor profiles; and compete in a game of cornhole to determine what flavor profile they will use.

Not going to say I've never wondered why my SO "Read" a text and didn't reply... but I would never say that shit out loud or text it to them. To be clear, Johnna went out for a Girls Night and wanted Garbear to... stay home?

The Senokot commercial where Wife is informing Husband of her chronic constipation... is that serious or tongue in cheek?

Props to Robyn for handing Milly his ass before she left.

@Portae there was also Richardson who was verbally assaulted by the DJ (aka Drunk James.)

I think she was just jealous because she didn't have a bagel. It's just like Stassi to stop for a bagel on her way to someone's house and walk in while still eating it, and not bring them one... leaving that scent of toasted everything bagel and melted butter wafting through their house as they have to live their life, bagel-less...

Bold mine. Not sure where this information's coming from, but WWP's got a 90% overall rating with CharityNavigator. 94% of their income goes toward veterans programs and additional fundraising efforts, and the CEO is uncompensated. Most annoyed right now by the Chobani "Not Greek!" yogurt commercials that are everywhere now. Sorry, but this doesn't even look like a real product you could buy in a supermarket; the name is so generic and the packaging is remniscent of a "Yum Cola" can or "Sugar O's" box in the background of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.