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smittykins

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  1. Harrison Bader is on 🔥!
  2. I think it’s for mental health awareness. https://fansided.com/2023/05/06/mlb-green-ribbon-mean-jerseys/#:~:text=What is MLB green ribbon,is mental health awareness month.
  3. That song came out when I was in fifth grade, and it was a few more years before I learned that it was about an actual event.
  4. I have the DirecTV app,but I forgot my earbuds. :(
  5. Figures, I can’t watch the game(I’m at a medical appointment), and the Yankees are kicking butt.
  6. I’m glad I’m not the only one who hears “Jhony Burrito.”
  7. Anthony Volpe’s first home run! (NGL, I was hoping for the silent treatment.)
  8. I’m not so sure. I can totally imagine someone bitching “It’s been calibrated wrong!”
  9. Great day for Anthony Volpe, although it’s weird seeing anyone but Gardy wearing #11.(Reportedly, he spoke with Gardy on the phone to get his blessing; I don’t know if he asked for the number or the team just gave it to him.) Hell, I still associate #36 with Coney.
  10. Anthony Volpe makes Yanks’ Opening Day roster.
  11. The Morales incident was the first thing I thought of.
  12. Gilbert O’Sullivan, “Alone Again(Naturally)” Wrong: “Sixty-five years old My mother God-blessed his soul…” Right: “Sixty-five years old My mother, God rest her soul…” (I was yesterday years old when I finally figured it out.)
  13. Of course not. The tramp should have kept her legs closed. /s In the classic words of George Carlin, “If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked.”
  14. I don’t remember the actual product, but I’ve seen several commercials for it on YouTube featuring Avery Schreiber.
  15. Frankie Montas to have shoulder surgery, might be back for the second half. I’ll take “Things that probably won’t happen” for $600, Ghost of Alex.
  16. I remember hearing a drum during games in Cleveland on MLB The Show. RIP, John.
  17. I would love for Andy to get in, but his relatively high ERA and the PED thing will probably keep him out. (He’s in Monument Park, though, so that’s fine.)
  18. Aroldis Chapman reportedly signing with Royals. Good riddance.
  19. I personally consider ketchup to be its own food group, but not on spaghetti.
  20. Robbie Bachman, drummer of Bachman-Turner Overdrive, dies at 69 Roll on down the highway, Robbie.
  21. Jim Croce, “Workin’ At The Car Wash Blues”: Wrong: “Workin’ at this end of Niagara Falls is an undiscovered Howard Hughes.” Actual: “Workin’ in this indoor Niagara Falls is an undiscovered Howard Hughes.”
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