I don't think either Milo Ventamiglia or Aisha Tyler have a reason to be moochers. And while I find him dumb looking 99% of the time, until a second ago Bilodeau was a sit-com lead. I don't know how Sean Gunn and Emmett Hughes are doing, but I wouldn't necessarily paint them all with the same brush.
I actually thought she was ribbing her friends, EBR and SA. Like that story Amy Adams told about her small daughter who sarcastically goes, Ooooh, there's Amy Adams, the famous actress.
If the finale hadn't aired, I'd think that Oliver was stuck on the island and SA was growing his beard out for filming. It's kind of out of control from some angles.
That doesn't work for me either. Yeah, I can see chosing not to have them both at it 24/7 because of the children, but I do think they'd at least alternate.
Also, regarding Macha's fic I don't get why