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Bristol speaking about her son's trust fun produced bile in my mouth. I was really liking Bristol, she seemed insightful at times and self-critical. But good gawd MTV, this girl represents no one. It took years for the other girls to get financially solid. Problems with paper work for your kid's trust fund? Who has that problem? None of us, I'd guess. Money "can't pay the bills" problems and trust fund problems are two different things. I can't relate.

Eric's apartment was pathetic but it's not much worse that what men on Queer Eye having going for them. And yet, there's always someone right behind them ready to get married and wash their skiddy underwear forever. Run Leida! Whoever the hell you are... I am going to be thankful for this show this Thanksgiving because other cherished reality shows are making me yawn.

Thank you! I'm laughing right now.

So, Chris hit Kail yet she still wants him to be an active father? Oh my. I'm proud of Chelsea and Leah for giving zero $%*#s about this drama.

Radar online says he was arrested and facing jail time. Helen Keller could see this coming.

I live in Pennsylvania and people have to sue school districts to get proper support services all of the time. Welcome to the real world Cory & Leah. Dr. Miami and his drive through surgery is shady AF. Those girls are lucky they didn't have complications, including sepsis. As if the name Dr. Miami isn't pathetic enough, his sign looks like the women depicted on truck mud flaps. These girls are nuts. I'm glad Jennelle's incident played out on camera or we'd never know what actually happened. She can't even be bothered to put the phone down when the cop approached the car. There was zero concern for Jace during that whole thing.

Bethenny needs to take a chill pill. Watching Carole dish it back at Bethenny is somehow rewarding, although I don't like either one of them very much. So... next week's episode doesn't feature the boat ride from hell? This trip is a three-parter? It's too stretched out. Some serious fashion missteps in this episode but that makes for interesting tv.

I dunno. I wish Leah and Cory would educate themselves about Alley's condition, so they are prepared to deal with future challenges. These girls need to go to Hawaii like I need a hole in my head. A trip to the Caribbean would have been much less travel time. For girls who get plastic surgery at the drop of a hat, neither Kail nor Brianna take any pride in their appearance. Did Jenelle pull a gun out during this road rage incident? That should be enough to get Kaiser out of there, IMHO. Barb's scenes aren't that interesting but I want her to collect an MTV check forever.

WHO is going to watch Lux while Kail is in Hawaii?

It just begs the question, if Tom is such a known quantity, why did LuAnne insist on marrying him? I guess she didn't want to be wrong. BTW, the Countess looks amazing. If I drank as much as she did, I'd look like a bloated whale. I enjoy the flashbacks too because Bethenny was a different person. So crazy. Sonja is painfully thin. I'm surprised the Morgan finance brand doesn't get all over her for using their name, trademark infringement or something...

I'm no Carole fan but I was thrilled to see her make Bethenny squirm. I think they both moved on to other people and projects simultaneously but they needed drama for a storyline. Bethenny calling Adam an operator still gets to me. Maybe he is but isn't Bethenny too? She's riding Frederick's coattails now. Also loved that LuAnne slipped the handcuffs. Maybe she's used to them? haha I loved how Tinsley was comparing their situations. At least she has a sense of humor about it. I suspect Sonja's guest penthouse was comped, there was a long shot of the building before that scene started. Sonja getting off of "her" yacht to return a fake LV bag. hahahahaha

It hasn't been a good season yet. Lu's upcoming arrest makes me hopeful. :-)

OMG, Dorit. It's a stupid fashion show nobody went to. You'd think she was producing Gone With the Wind. Her hysteria didn't match her argument of a choreographed modeling show (models needing time to change). It appears that each model wore one swimsuit. They wore one swimsuit because otherwise, they would be naked in an area full of production crew, changing. Just a hunch. And Kyle, you are married to a Jewish man. https://www.snopes.com/news/2017/03/06/coco-chanel-nazi-spy/ Enough. I like Kyle but don't pray to false fashion gods (or goddesses). The robbery was an inside job. My theory.

Confession: I'm 51 and I love these damn kids. Mom guilt is real. Clogged toilets are real. A rock wall race to see who gets to plunge the toilet is funny. Sure, the cast is all here for the money, but at least they appreciate their circumstances this time around. I hope Jionni and Nicole make it but I have my doubts. Vinnie is the funniest one. I hope his wife-to-be enjoys that apple. :-)

Solid intel! I love how Macyi dots her I's with a circle. Needs attention. Ryan is still an idiot, nothing new. I can't believe Mack is PG with his spawn. She is going to be collecting a check for 18 years. Caitlynn and Tyler are trauma survivors for sure. Another problem is they have no positive role models beyond Tyler's mom. I feel bad for them but at the same time, they really don't do much to improve themselves. I hope they get the right combination of meds/counseling.