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Based on her expression, Darcey should have a "WTF?" thought bubble.

"No sex until you finish that cow hoof, young lady!"

I think Michael is still holding out hope that he’s coming to America and continues to try and contact her via social media. He commented on something she put on IG (I think it was) and her response was “Michael, get off my page.” To me, that doesn’t look like she wants to have a conversation with him.

To me, the only thing that would make this picture even better is if you could rotate the Louboutin so the heel was embedded in Jesse's eye!

Jesse LAUGHING? I have seen absolutely no evidence that he has a sense of humor or has ever laughed at anything. He barely cracks a smile and always looks stern and humorless.

I thought that was a possibility, too, (like Nicole's) but I'm almost positive it was a single stone in a solitaire. I'll see if I can get a screenshot okay I REALLY tried but I couldn’t capture the ring. However, what I could see makes me pretty sure it’s a single stone, and quite large. And quite glassy! Here’s the best I could do (and it’s white, not blue)

I'm doubtful it's a real diamond, but here's what a two carat stone looks like on your hand. To me, Rachel's looked at least that big.

AND her cats, which seemed to take priority over Ella.

He's a professional photographer. Who knew it was such a moneymaker? Hmmm, that makes me wonder what kind of photography he specializes in...

http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/tlc-presents/tlc-casting/ Thanks for posting this! Now I'm even more convinced Nicole and Azan are going to be on "The Other Way" show. If Rachel didn't have another daughter in the US, I bet she'd take this route, too.

Don't forget Darcey "ROONS everything." No way is the steak on Jesse’s plate the gray one we saw Darcey hacking away on. She offered him gravy and he said he didn’t want to talk to her and was just there for the girls. He also refused her offer to serve him some Roni, but he already had it on his plate. Of course, not just glass, it would have to be Baccarat crystal!

He seemed to be okay with Ximena using some of his $ 1500 to buy things for her nephews, but what about HIS kids?

Hopefully long before the ass wiping duties (pun intended) kick in!

Because she knows the ways of a woman. Karine knows the ways of a whiny petulant preteen, but Darcey's and Ricky's daughters all are more mature. I wonder where they found those ten wedding guests, according to Paul her "entire extended family." Maybe they are who Karine's family is staying with in Manaus (where the interrogation was filmed)? Did anyone else notice Paul's WHITE socks with his wedding suit?

Michael has some kind of internet car salesman job. I noticed that the beginning of the “day before the wedding” scene when Karine was lying in bed, she had a huge pimple on her chin. Supposedly a few minutes later, after Paul left, they showed her still in bed but the pimple looked flatter.

I noticed the censors missed bleeping out Darcey’s “F bomb” when she clearly said to Jesse, “You act like I’m a fuckin’ alcoholic.” I hope from next week’s previews that once Darcey drops Jesse’s sorry ass off at the airport, we never have to see either of them again, or least not until the Tell All. Bring in the Stripper and the Muslim to replace them!

Angela has been on the Maury Povich show twice.

And Jesse, too!

“I can’t take it anymore!” (AGAIN)

Kitty, Pussy, what’s the difference!

Ask Paul for some of his mother's hair?

Bra? I suspect in the privacy of her own double wide, Angie lets those puppies run wild.

In honor of Angie, I'm wearing a dirty tank top with heart shaped pit stains because we're "FLAWLESS"

I wish the quality of this was better, but it brought back memories. I've been to SF many times and never saw such an empty cable car:

Prior arrest record + prior reality TV experience = ideal candidate. They seem to like people with “priors.”