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Below the waist, she is tiny. But her top half is really big. But I tend not to think she has implants bc they just seem to be spilling everywhere. And implants, to me, seem more neat and contained. I'm confused, I thought the "very thin girl" comment was about Leida but the "spilling" implant comment appears to be about Ashley.

Unfriendly John and his flower child pregnant wife and three kids made up HALF of the guest list! And where was that poor couple of Colt's "friends" who stood by awkwardly during the Larissa/Colt fight? Based on the fact that this wasn't captured on video, I can't help but wonder how you know this. The circumstances of the 911 call have been discussed over on the Bith Phtew thread.

Third relationship, but the first time she went through with the wedding. She claims she broke off the other two because of the men cheating on her.

maybe that's not water?

She's also wearing a similar looking tiara in one of her first wedding in Indonesia pictures, so maybe it's her "something old."

Why couldn't she have gotten a more festive M.O.G. outfit at the Goodwill when Larissa was buying her wedding gown? I'm not saying she had to wear a dress if she's not comfortable in them, but why not a dressier top instead of a baggy shirt that we've seen her wearing before? And, while they were at Goodwill, they could have picked up a shirt for Cousin John and a clip on tie for necktie-tying-challenged Coltee. I thought it looked like a body cast (with a bunch of cheap glitter on it.)

When Eric couldn’t find his suit pants, I was expecting him to get married in his Dress Blues. My husband came into the room during the Eric/Leida wedding scene and asked, “Are they getting married in a funeral home?”

Just do it PROPER!

Wonder how this cake compares to Leida’s $300K first wedding.

Moobalicious!

I thought it was hilarious when Asuelu prophetically compared the wedding boat to the Titanic!

Debbie wore that same pink shirt another time when they were in the car. I see Cousin John even advertises his Friendly’s HVAC business at weddings.

At the end of tonight’s episode of “Four Weddings, 90 Day Style”, let’s all come here to rank the weddings as to “most depressing,” “tackiest,” “most tense,” and any other categories you can think of. See you later!

I think they both could use a good bra... Paging Molly!

At the super lame/tame Bachelorette party, when Kolini asked Kalani to speak into the inflatable penis like a mic and tell the group what was the “hottest thing about Asuelu,” I got the impression that she took so long answerering not because she was embarrassed to say “his penis” (which her bespectacled friend gleefully filled in for her like a preteen) but because Kalani really doesn’t find him “hot” at all, just a willing partner.

I figure hundreds of couples send in audition tapes for this program and production gets to select the ones they feel will make the "best TV" then ramp up the drama. They all need a "hook" to make their application stand out and "normal" couples need not apply. The problem for me is, they've run out of new ideas and we're seeing a lot of the same fake drama and storylines with minor variations every season with a different cast. Maybe a couple could be considered engaged the moment sperm meets egg?

Someone commented that Colt could be on an episode of "Lost in Transition." My question is, which direction is he moving?

Doesn't look like a Thighmaster, but not sure what it is. A lot of people use toilet paper as tissues. I'm pretty confident that's what is being done here. You're right, I've been known to use a roll of TP instead of tissues when I'm at home with a cold. Much more economical. So, if not a Thighmaster, what is that contraption? A giant inflatable Vajajay?

I suspect he'll move to wherever it is his mother is living in the US

Is that blue V shaped thing on the desk a "Thighmaster"? And what's with the toilet paper by the recliner?

Yes, but Leida tells everyone how wealthy her family is!

and hoping for a big tip! maybe nail techs have become the new (and cheaper) therapists

"Stand up if you're a military veteran whose water heater exploded..."

This article suggests that they were broken up even before the season aired: https://soapdirt.com/90-day-fiance-spoilers-ashley-martson-jay-smith-hide-breakup-trouble-in-paradise/ We've been frauded again, folks! Edited to add, after tossing around this idea overnight...Could it be that this whole season with Ashley and Jay was filmed over the course of a few days instead of 90? If Ashley and Jay had already broken up before filming, which wouldn't surprise me, maybe production decided to film them anyway but it was all staged drama. The Elvis wedding might have been faked. I saw some photos of them in wedding attire that appeared to be taken in Jamaica so they might have been married earlier. Where else did we see them together away from the apartment besides the airport, the surprise party and the farmer's market? Condensing the entire bogus story into a few days of filming would also explain how there was no evidence of Ashley's kids living with her. Surely they weren't staying elsewhere for THREE months! Just my theory.

Yeah, why did they come the beginning of the 90 days and not for the wedding? The name of the salon, "Arch" was shown a few times guaranteeing them free advertising and TV exposure.