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They speak very fast, and in bursts, and often end a phrase with uptalk. Plus they use the samephrasesoverandover. It's like they speak in run-on sentences without punctuation. But I came here to say, the only somewhat real budding relationship I saw this season was Florian and Georgi bonding over life with the Silva Twits.

So Armando’s father didn’t know about the engagement, right?

Nice c-section, umbilical cord, and circumcision triple pun. Purely unintentional on my part, but thank you, @MrBuhBye Affectionately, your Forum Wife

Yazan got fired from the FAMILY BUSINESS? Dad must be a tough boss

I think Ariel is holding out for a bris and a naming ceremony

But it was good enough for Moses!

And nobody gave her a baby shower!

“It’s the cirrrrrrr-cul of Life...”

Ariel’s wealthy parents are worried about the airline fares?

I hate it when someone says “huggin’ on” and “kissin’ on.” It just sounds so hillbilly

Last we saw her she had a dead fish for a pet

Baby Bini will be baptized and circumcised before Ari regains consciousness

Not an ounce of sympathy for fat ass Whitney

Yazan is unemployed? What happened to the family fish-mongering business?

Oh that’s right, she thinks she’s Beyoncé

Does everybody who wants kids dream of having a NANNY to raise them?

I want to change my name to “Sneetchy” thanks to Florian

Ooh, Georgi is sporting a Pebbles Flintstone topknot. I can’t stand the Family Chantel, but I think I love Pedro’s driver’s ed teacher

Only one girl, Ariah, is Jailbird Scottie’s. The other five are Skyla’s by two different fathers.

Deaven’s mother?

Skyla “don’t know nuthin’ ‘bout birthin’ babies,” she’s only had FIVE kids!

Is the forum screen name "Sneetchy" still available? Asking for a friend

If that was her plan, she's dumber than I thought. No airline will allow you to fly after 37 weeks. Maybe she thought Dr. Daddy would hire a private medical transport jet. Her parents weren't scheduled to arrive until week 40, which I think was cutting it kind of close anyway.

Wow, when Ari inevitably returns to Princeton, won't she have a story to tell her yoga class about her "interesting childbirth" experience that will make all others pale in comparison

Little Hannah looked rather confused because I'm sure none of the other children she knows have two daddies.