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When I had to wear a wrist brace, I found it was more comfortable if I slipped some lambs wool into the areas that chafed.

Angela is disappointed it’s a female attorney because she can’t flirt.

No spotted dick? I know it’s dessert, but it always cracks me up.

Jasmine should get a refund for those lopsided lumpy butt implants that look like a loaded diaper

The travel size is great for your suitcase. I got a two bottle pack from Amazon that came with the travel bottle.

They also look terrified

Wow, it gets dark fast!

The driver looks terrified

Claire looks like the AC broke at Madame Tussaud’s.

I had never heard of it and a high school friend recommended it. I was just amazed at the collection!

Doctors. First responders. Teachers. Nurses. Not Witches?

Ashley and Danielle were working off the same script.

Ashley is counting on her student loans being forgiven

But condoms are for slut people!

“And Emily, were you still in love with that guy in prison when you met me?”

With Dallas Nuez, the guy she snuck off to see when he was waiting nearby at The Last Resort.

In Sophie’s case it’s “pee-rage”

Is that Sophie’s bed-head wig?

I wish my toenails looked as good as the fungus-y ones.

30 minutes down, 90 minutes to go. This is dragging

“I don’t want you to start arguments…” ”I DON’T START ARGUMENTS!”

Did you sing “Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral” to him?

I had such a great Mother/Daughter weekend in Philadelphia. We went to Reading Terminal Market, the noon organ concert at Macy’s, saw the Barnes Foundation art collection (the guy bought 181 Renoirs!) the Mary Cassatt exhibit at the Museum of Art and saw the Philadelphia Orchestra in a semi-staged performance of La Boheme. But the biggest surprise was the Magic Gardens tour. We didn’t know what to expect and it was spectacular. Weather was great, too. I highly recommend Philly for a weekend getaway

I don’t think the “30K” payments Michael is making are in US dollars. I looked up Nigerian currency conversion and it’s about $23.

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