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Eldemarge

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Everything posted by Eldemarge

  1. Listen, Larissa. Eric doesn't have the money you think he does. Move on if you want fancy furniture and a boob job.
  2. I will keep your mom in my thoughts tonight! I really hope you get to see her very soon!
  3. I am not looking forward trying to figure out the "winter outfits" with the giant coats and hole-y jeans.
  4. Colt can't find a pair of shorts that don't yoink right up his ass crack permanently??
  5. So not shocked that Tanya mooched off these guys for two months.
  6. No woman goes into a serious relationship talk with that much eye makeup on. FAAAAAAKE!
  7. My boyfriend bought a Costco membership today and added me to the account and I got my own Costco card. THIS IS ROMANCE.
  8. Colt the lying shitbag is sad that she "hurt him" and he's a poor, poor boo (who clearly told this young girl a pack of lies to get in her panties).
  9. Charlie straight from the mean streets of Tampa! Raised on a diet of chicken nuggets and Budweiser! Look out, foreign guys, he's going to RAGE!
  10. And again, Tanya can't put on a seatbelt correctly.
  11. Who are not purely online? No way, not possible.
  12. Evening all! My visiting boyfriend made me 5 dozen cookies today to buy my love and it's fine because I am a cookie ho. And now we watch!
  13. OMG, what are they looking for here? Andrei murdered someone so he fled to Ireland?
  14. My mom smoked when she was pregnant with me. I wasn't a healthy baby. I'm getting mad thinking about Angela "toting" a baby and smoking, which you KNOW she would!
  15. "Defamation if a chargeable offense..." O shit, watch out y'all we got a law expert roommate. Took the time out from playing League of Legends with the homies and scarfing pizza rolls to Google some LAWS.
  16. All of a sudden, I am into this idea and want a caftan.
  17. As stupid as this storyline is...if she really loves Michael, she'd just let him go and be a father with another woman. Instead of guilting him for being hesitant to marry a 54 year-old lady who OBVIOUSLY isn't going to have kids.
  18. I heard you only get two chances to import a spouse on the K-1. So after this one, he is going to have to try and date For Real-Real and hope he can find a blind lady in Las Vegas with zero standards.
  19. Debbie is shocked at the pleasant behavior of non-Americans.
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