Eldemarge
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Boyfriend is already yelling snark at the TV: "Your trip will fall apart because your mom won't PAY FOR IT??" I guess I'll keep him.
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Yay! Somewhere to post. The boyfriend I am trying to import into Texas from Tennessee is here and he made me dinner. I'm repaying him by making him watch this dumpster fire with me.
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Remember that high-necked black sequined dress that Darz was wearing last season in her interviews? I thought it looked great. She needs to opt for the non-cleavage looks more often.
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Ed is the only person who looks the same using facetime on his phone at that weird low angle AND completely head-on.
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"I don't want to tell her right now because I'm afraid of losing her." Let me translate: "I don't want to tell Rose anything truthful until I see her in this lingerie and we bang a buncha times."
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Oh barf, he went to V. Secret's to bring Rose some slutty undies for his trip. He is too much.
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OMG I love your cat. ❤️
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Theory: Ash's ex doesn't know about this arrangement and isn't about to let her son move away. He's probably using the "Look what a great dad I am!" thing on Avery until he's got her snagged with a proposal and then will "be forced" to leave his kid behind. You heard it here first!
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If your man "forgets" to mention your relationship to his friends or specifically, lady friends, he does not take you seriously. I had to figure that out for myself.
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Probably because he can't lie about his height or his true hair color with her.
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Ed, you are being scammed. There is probably no actual sister.
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LOL, I walked into the room and heard a voice and thought it was Big Ed and no...it's Lisa.
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These dresses look like they can make your special day the most uncomfortable day of your life. How do you sit in one of those??
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I hope I never end up at a wedding where the bride's tits are front and center. It's bizarre.
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I am here for Darcey tears! And true love. Hi all!
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The trend has to be around 7 years old by now. Come on, The South, please catch up with the world.
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Darcey's constant state of either crying or drinking or drinking_and_crying has made her face injections go bloated bananas.
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90 Day Fiance hates covered shoulders.
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Hugs to you. My mom did similar things. I'm not angry at her anymore, though. She just wasn't all that bright.
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Therapy, Yolanda. Your kids aren't your therapists and you need one. No more Darceys.
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Have we really almost gone two hours without having to watch someone pet their ratty weave?
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Ed. Go to a freaking professional to dye your hair and you won't need to cover your deformed head in mayonnaise all the time. WHAT OMG THIS CHILD JUST CALLED HIM DADDY.
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She has six kids. She's never seen Harry Potter?? This is like the catfish victims on Dr Phil who think their guy over the phone has an Italian or British accent and it's SO CLEARLY NIGERIAN. GURL.
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WILLIAMS DOES NOT HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT
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A girl flying in to give him booty, probably. He's not interested in visiting her and meeting her kids and friends.
