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2 hours ago, Broken Ox said:I didn't have drugs with my 11-4 baby. Vaginal birth. No tearing. (Not sure what that says about me...) However, I had epidurals with the one before (7-13) and the one after (8-12) because those were back labors and so much more painful than his rise-peak-fall contractions. Every birth varies. I'm glad they're in a hospital and okay.
It means you are a magical unicorn because I’ve legit cried over poop cramps before.
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Since it’s Wednesday, I thought we all might need some TFDW in our lives! Priscilla looks like she may be expecting which would mean that David had thought four times about a half naked Jesus draped in just a loin cloth with all of his manly muscles rippling just so...all while putting his thang thang in a gross who ha.
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Well she’s well on her way to maternal depletion if she continues at this pace.
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7 minutes ago, Heathen said:
She looked pale in the car auction photos from a few weeks ago. Maybe she just hasn't gotten much sun this winter, or maybe she's anemic. Who knows.
Yeah, but I’m the People pic, she looks like she has good drugs on board. (I don’t blame her for one little bit. Take’m until you sit without a pool ring, girl!)
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Awww, I have a Cancer baby and he’s the most laid back human I’ve ever known. My Taurus on the other hand...
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I had big babies but this kid blows my mind.
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1 hour ago, Heathen said:
I hope it was something fairly innocuous like Joy deciding drug-free childbirth isn't for her and she wanted an epidural.
If she didn’t have drugs with a 10+ pounder, she is an incredible freak of nature. I’m hoping her paleness is related to high doses of Percocet cause holy mother of God, my lady bits want to shrivel and die just thinking about that massive, round head coming out of me.
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10 minutes ago, bigskygirl said:
He does look like he is due any minute now. Talk about a creepy smile. Reminds me of the smile/look a serial killer has before finally killing his latest victim. *shudders*
He has an uncanny resemblance to Dennis Rader.
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They really are hard selling Jana. Look! Jana can tile a backsplash in no time! She’s such a catch.
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2 minutes ago, Caracoa1 said:
Anna must be itching to get pregnant again.
Well if Josh fell off the porn/hooker wagon again, she’ll probably have another bandaid baby.
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More postings from Anna.
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I’m finally watching the episode where Joe and Kendra get engaged. Can I just say that I’m down for watching 1000 hours of Josh and Anna hand sex than listen to Kendra laugh for one more minute.
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41 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:
Oh, I remember Joy flinging the hanger. I forget the setup, though, other than they were in the girls' communal closet.
It was when they were living in the rental in Little Rock when Josie was in the NICU. The girls came home for something or other and Joyless was having none of it.
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I just tuned in and within 10 seconds I’m done with Kendra and her giggle that sounds like a ten year old. I cannot believe I’m watching this shit.
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2 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:
They said in the video that there was a birthing pool. I hope to baby jeebus that it wasn't used and they got Joy to a hospital to deliver that behemoth.
I so knew that the baby was already born and that they were just shelving the announcement until be premiere day.
That poor girl is probably wrecked, positively destroyed if she gave birth naturally.
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34 minutes ago, Genevrier said:
Christians are lambs, I think. I’m sure there’s a meaningful distinction there that I’m just not holy enough to grasp.
I think Jesus is supposed to be the lamb and the Christians are supposed to be the sheep. My baptist background has some vague recollections of Jesus being the lamb of God (maybe some sacrificial thing?) and Jesus is the shepherd of his flock of sheep. I lose track, but there’s too many comparisons to being livestock for my liking.
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1 hour ago, JoanArc said:
It's Austin's middle name. Y and all.
They should have corrected that travesty.
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You would think someone would have taken a brush to Joyless’ hair before sending that photo to a magazine. She looks like hell, but I guess I would too if I’d given birth to a toddler. I am totally speculating that she had undiagnosed gestational diabetes and tried to birth at home before someone figured out that that baby giant wasn’t going to come out of her in any natural way.
Gideon Martyn. Why add stupid y’s to boy’s names? It’s not cute.
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20 minutes ago, Celia Rubenstein said:
Joy still hasn't spit that kid out yet? Damn. She needs to get a move on. Jessa is waiting to thunderjack her with her own pregnancy announcement!
Want to take bets if she’ll announce in her “congratulations” video? “Congratulations to Joy and Austin on the birth of their new blessing. They will have another cousin in four months because we’re expecting another blessing of our own soon!” Thunderjacker level up bonus points.
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We found out the sex of our children at a “boutique.” Both kiddos had their legs crossed in the official 20 week anatomy scan.
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God, I had blocked out Anna’s scrunchy perm with the limp, mega straight bangs. That video just brought it all back.
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4 minutes ago, yogi2014L said:These girls make me so nervous. I've been reading a lot of birth stories lately (currently pregnant) and so much can go wrong. Even minor issues can turn catastrophic if you do not have the equipment/knowledge to handle it. Why do they insist on delivering at home for the first one?? Especially in their area- hospitals are not nearby if there is an emergency.
If she chooses to deliver at home, I really hope someone more qualified than Jilly muffin is there to oversee it.
You’ll never convince that lot that Jilly Muffin isn’t a certified midwife. Derick drove her to her test, y’all!
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On 2/18/2018 at 6:31 PM, madpsych78 said:
When was the last time Ben posted on social media?
It was last Mother’s Day On instagram.
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1 hour ago, Ohiopirate02 said:
It really is a small world. I have to say that I prefer Moore's over Parker's or even Sam Jones (where we could actually have a pint with our BBQ).
As long as it’s NC BBQ and not the pulled crap we get in GA, I’m happy. I also like Bill’s in Wilson.
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Sweet Fellowship: Duggars and Friends (aka the Bates Family and Other Featured Families Thread)
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Hot Jesus on a cracker.
One: I enjoyed Paul’s (he will always be P. Willy Waller in my heart) narration 1,000 times better than Prissy’s.
Two: Its chip dip, Prissy. Spit it out. It’s also not going to feed between 30-60 people. Learn to get a head count.
Three: Your hair would look lovely straight and not in those awful, hairsprayed curls. Is this the fundie look that won’t die? Is this style going to be the DJ Tanner bangs of Michelle Duggar’s generation? It’s a nice distraction from your obvious baby bump though, so good job on that.
Four: I will give it to the Waller’s. They turned that death trap of a house into something pretty nice. I want a full house tour, David, and after I listened to Priscilla prattle on for the duration of that video, I feel like I’m entitled.