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11 hours ago, cmr2014 said:
I think it depends on the context. Does everything in the world revolve around you? If not, then it's probably normal that your kids don't regularly thank you for having them.
Remember that the entire world revolves around J'chelle's magic uterus. She spent her valuable time incubating those two ingrates. She also nursed them for 6 whole months before handing them off to their 8 year old sister mom. They'd better say thank you.
Exactly. If you’ll notice, J’Twin didn’t thank Michelle for raising him.
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1 hour ago, louannems said:
One of the twins thanked his mom for "having" him. Is that normal?
Neither of my three ever thanked me for having them. I mean, the kids are here, not because they chose to be born, but really, due to unprotected sex!
In their world, everyone who is not “them” is out having recreational abortions. The fact that Michelle “had” them is super Jesusy because no one else on earth procreates in such a godly fashion. Or something.
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5 hours ago, Temperance said:
I've been lurking over at FreeJinger and have seen the various blogs. The happy couple does seem happy when they're together. His father is severe, but hopefully they can avoid him as much as possible. I'm so glad to see a fundie bride who's not a teen! Chelsey is twenty-six, almost twenty-seven. John seems to appreciate her family and bolder personality. They seem well-matched to me (not snark). I wish them happiness in marriage.
Stevehovah is a cult in and of himself. He’s a master manipulator and a pathological narcissist. I doubt they get very far from his clutches.
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8 minutes ago, ginger90 said:
Derick is back to re-tweeting
Derick Dillard Retweeted
Obianuju Ekeocha
@obianuju
Killing a baby is NOT healthcare Killing a baby is NOT healthcare Killing a baby is NOT healthcare Killing a baby is NOT healthcare Killing a baby is NOT healthcare Killing a baby is NOT healthcare Killing a baby is NOT healthcare Killing a baby is NOT healthcare
I don’t get fetus fetishes. If he sees someone killing a baby he should contact his local police department. Every blastocyst is sacred to these fuckers.
I hate being banned.
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6 minutes ago, Marigold said:
To me, the Happy birthday Jesus feels a little "cutesy" for Jesus. Maybe I'm old or too uptight but for me, God is holy and a birthday party is a little juvenile. Are there streamers and goodie bags too?
No offense if you are into the Happy Birthday Jesus scene. Just my opinion.
On second thought, this is the couple who dry humped on a mini golf course with TLC cameras so why not hand out goodie bags???!!!
I think the correct term is blasphemous. There’s nothing sacred about singing happy birthday to Jesus and making him a cake. I roll my eyes at my “super serious fundie” relatives.
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11 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:
His FB page, if you're not banned. I do a flyover at FJ maybe once a week to check in on him and to find out if Esther has whelped yet. Talk about someone who is probably getting sketchy prenatal care...
Well you know my feelings about that place...
Anyway, John isn’t going to be satisfied until Esther drops dead from having so many babies with so little care. I cannot imagine the squalor they live in now.
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How do I find info on his Zambian legal woes?
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One has to ask: Did John ever get the plane he payed (lots of) thousands of dollars for while all of his children were living in a pop up camper in the cold?!
I know the answer, I just like pointing out that he got swindled.
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6 hours ago, yogi2014L said:
In all the pregnancy literature states that downhill skiing is on the no list, and tubing can be even more dangerous than skiing so I am not sure why those pea brains thought it would be ok.
Snow tubing can actually be really dangerous, people have died when their tubes have flipped and they land wrong/collided with others ect.
ETA: Is she being cared for by professional "midwife" Jill? Because I think any actual OB Or midwife would say no you should not tube while pregnant.
Bwahahaha like she’s going to get actual prenatal care from an actual doctor! I bet she was eating a mercury rich tuna fish sandwich on the way down.
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3 hours ago, floridamom said:
I have found that when a person has never worked a job for pay, they really don't understand the value of a dollar OR what it is like to COME HOME FROM THAT JOB tired and drained from the day. This, my friends is Erin Bates Paine. She has no real idea about money and she bats her eyes at her husband and wants him to continue 'working' when he comes home. Let's remember that she is home all day and doesn't really have a job. Making music CDs is something she loves to do and it's not work for her. She also doesn't do it 40 hours a week, every week month after month.
Can I super respectfully say that being a SAHM is a job? It feels like six full time jobs. It’s thankless and isolating and hard even if you WANT to do it.
Edited to say: I should have read down, sorry to have piled on.
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1 hour ago, Sew Sumi said:
Didn't Emily's pet kefir have a French name? I'm blanking...
Anyway, here's Jessa's boys' 10 month picture comparison.
I don’t think they look anything alike. But maybe that’s just me.
I dont know, Sew, but gloodles will always be a thing.
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9 hours ago, doodlebug said:
It's an east European thing. Essentially, it's fermented milk. Sorta like a liquid yogurt. Some people feel it is very healthy and it seems to be popular amongst fundies.
Those of us who've been around awhile remember crazy Emily's blog where she boasted about her pet kefir.
OMG I LOVE YOU! I was just talking about Emily and DNA the other day. They were my gateway fundies!!!
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4 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:
He's already banned Baby Jesus. ?
Baby Jesus was not amused.
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The look Sam gave Izzy was so knowing. It said, “this fucker is nuts.”
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My god, it would behoove them to take a child development class or twelve.
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8 hours ago, LilJen said:
From Side Hugs to Front "Hugs": They Figured It Out. (Because goodness knows you can't use the actual technical terms for sexual intercourse!)
<snort>
When I procreated, those who asked “what are you having” got a deadpan, “kittens.”
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13 minutes ago, ginger90 said:From jingerandjeremy.com
I met Ben and Jessa Seewald through an interesting happenstance: Ben and Jess were in San Antonio for a few hours on a Sunday night. Ben called a buddy of his to see if there was anything going on for them to do while in San Antonio for the evening but, providentially, that buddy of his was working. So he suggested to Ben that they go to a church fellowship that was happening at my house and it was there, at that fellowship, that I met Ben and Jess for the first time. Over the next few weeks Ben and I would call and text here or there just to keep in touch about how God was working in the ministry or to share an encouraging word from the Scriptures. It wasn’t long before we developed a friendship and two and a half months later I made a trip to visit Ben and Jess and it was then that I met Jinger and the rest of the family.
Two men texting each other about God and scripture seems really odd to me. Could they just be a little normal and admit that they both like football and would chat about game highlights? Or he’ll, they both like cooking and swapped recipes. Why does EVERYTHING have to be about the Bible?!
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I’m not body language expert but Jordyn’s body language screams, “don’t touch me!”
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Ah, I got blocked!!!
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50 minutes ago, Lunera said:I tried to stop myself but I guess the devil just got ahold of me! Oopsie!
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23 hours ago, Spencer Hastings said:The problem with comparing Roy Moore to Josh is that the Duggars et al. don’t believe that Josh is a child molester either. Those evil Democrats must be lying and Josh was just “curious.” They don’t think either one was inherently wrong, so Douch Canoe has no problem tweeting that and then looking at his wife.
At almost 16 years old, Josh reached underneath a five year old’s dress and touched her genitals. That’s not curious. That’s a child molester. He should have gone to jail. Full stop.
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On 12/1/2017 at 9:32 PM, Catfin said:
Odd question but can anyone recommend a good unscented or mildly scented hand lotion? I've got alligator hands all of a sudden and nothing seems to be lasting. DD and I stopped at a boutique-y holiday shop on the way home from yet another college tour and I used a sample. Blarghhhh! Nasty perfumey and actually made hands worse.
Lush. Lemony Flutter. It’s a cuticle butter but it will make your hands feel amazing. The lemon will gently eat away at the dry skin or alligatorishness. A little bit goes a long way, you’ve been forewarned!
On 12/4/2017 at 9:43 PM, Sew Sumi said:Ditto. I was probably the age of the oldest kids on the show. I was too mature for Sesame Street from its inception, but I had to put up with it since I had a younger brother in its target demographic.
My earliest childhood memory of television is The Young and the Restless that my babysitter would watch everyday at 12:30. I never napped so I always got to sit with her while everyone else was asleep. By the time I discovered seasame street, I was like “what is this baby show?!”
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Jill, Derick & the Kids: Moving On!!
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Somehow Cathy ended up on a Planned Parenthood mailing list. Maybe this year she is the one I should make my donations in name of so she can get a nice little card every month. I doubt Mike Pence reads his.