LittleIggy

Yes, but, for me, not in this case. To each her own. When will Sheila get fired for sitting down and chatting with customers? And why would Thorne give her the time of day?

I agree. To me, he has a sinister air about him. Not at all like Thorne.

She wore a top for the first time that covered her cleavage and lost! ?

Hvitserk looks younger than Ivar. He looks like a redneck teen trying to grow his first mustache. I wish one of those Saxons had shot an arrow into Ivar while he was screaming like a lunatic. Stupid Saxons should have known they were walking into a trap (which was pretty awesome). What was the point of the slave girl scene (besides the gratuitous butt shot)? That Ivar is susceptible to flattery?

I think TK is better looking. He was smoking hot in “Smash” as Anjelica Huston’s love interest.

I don’t like the new Thorne. IMO, the actor comes off as vaguely menacing. Was he a villain on whatever soap he used to be on (I know nothing about him)?

I hope the guy with the cat keeps him indoors from now on.

Joe’s wife was a real bitch. Just tell the poor guy the baby wasn’t his. Why couldn’t Joe go to court if he thought he was the father. Where were his rights. Re: the blocked by everyone, was it established that implants were mandatory?

I have a disability, but that doesn’t mean I root for that little psychopath Ivar. Anyway, on a shallow note, I wish JRM had longer hair in this. I like him with longer hair. ?

I knew when Floki let the raven go that he would find land. I was shouting at the tv for him to do it. Glad Floki listened. ?

Thorne is an insta-designer, too. Wow. Yawn. The new actor is a hottie, but, for me, he isn’t Thorne. I’ll miss Winsor Harmon.

I can watch the blood eagling, but I couldn’t watch that massacre in the York cathedral. It was too much. Lagertha is as gorgeous and fierce as ever. So it’s going to be the Hot (Lagertha and Ubbe) v. the Not (Ivar and Harald) this season. Harald. Ugh! He just looks so dirty!

I would love a big slice of Josh’s holiday birthday cake. It looked delish!

If there was a drinking game in which we took a shot every time we got a look down Amy’s cleavage, we would be sloshed midway through the show. Andra is finally put out of her misery. Say “certified master baker” a few times really fast!

Where was Saul?

Goody!

Lorraine gets on my last nerve. Her Giada sized bites irk me. Can’t believe Andra survived again.

Awesome kid with an awesome family!

Poor little Hope. ? At least she knew a little love in her tiny life. Geez, I’ve started crying again. Glad the puppies pulled through.

After reading that excellent recap, it would seem the heifer didn’t shower after the porking.

I never thought Wyatt had led a sheltered life, but I had to reevaluate this belief when I heard him praising Katie for being so innovative in her sex play. Seriously? The Pizza Delivery Guy scenario is a porn cliche up there with the Cable Repairman (as famously spoofed in The Big Lebowski).

Did the heifer take a shower after the bull serviced her? Otherwise she would be pretty stinky.

Ho, Ho, Ho Steffy! The skank doesn’t even have the excuse of being drunk. It was as if Steffy imprinted on Liam the way a baby duck is said to imprint on the first thing it sees.

I saw a robot lawn cutter on “Ask This Old House” last year.

Today’s episode should be bottled and sold as an alternative to Syrup of Ipecac. I’m beyond disgusted with all the “tell not show” regarding Stuffy. She has never exhibited the qualities Bill and everyone else praises her for. Stuffy is mean, spoiled, hypocritical, egocentric, manipulative, and just plain nasty.