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BAH-hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I almost feel like Michael is the Mr. Tudball in this scenario.

Someone in one of the other threads noted that Farrah was on "The Doctors" today. She talked about wanting butt implants and addressed the issue of Sophia wearing makeup at her young age. Here are links to the segments online: Sophia and makeup: http://www.thedoctorstv.com/videos/teen-mom-star-under-fire Farrah's butt: http://www.thedoctorstv.com/videos/teen-mom-star-under-fire She looks super Mrs. Wiggins in this part where she goes into the office! I couldn't stop laughing! And there is NO way that she doesn't already have butt enhancements. She did not get the Mrs. Wiggins Butt (tm) from exercise only!

Here's a link to the segments online: Sophia and makeup: http://www.thedoctorstv.com/videos/teen-mom-star-under-fire Farrah's butt: http://www.thedoctorstv.com/videos/teen-mom-star-under-fire She looks super Mrs. Wiggins in this part where she goes into the office! I couldn't stop laughing! And there is NO way that she doesn't already have butt enhancements. She did not get the Mrs. Wiggins Butt (tm) from exercise only!

First of all, Brooklynista is my spirit animal! As a former TV producer, I will say this: do not be surprised if that time line was completely fabricated in editing. Just like the insert shot of Cait laughing at Butch, "the X-rated Easter Bunny." I've had to do both in editing in the interest of clarifying or creating a story line. I cannot be more disappointed in Cait. As I am with my daughter's birth mother, I just want her to get her act together and be healthy. Like it or not, some day, Carly will have questions about her biological background. She might be 10, 25, or 42 years old when she decides to investigate. I just want Cait to be alive when that day comes. BTW, I don't care if Tyler is there. Because it cannot be said enough, "STFU, Tyler!"

What does it mean if your money is cardboard???

Count me in, too! We actually SAW Maci bathe her baby! Gymnastics for a one year old? I might wait another year or two. Nova looked a little uncomfortable. Also, I noticed they are barely concealing Catelyn's cigarette smoking. She grabbed a butt and got off the couch with it in her hand as she walked out of the room. At least she appeared to be going outside or something. And the side table between the couch and recliner is always loaded with take out coffee cups. (Tim Horton's usually. Way to go border states!) Did anyone catch the sign above the sink during Jayde's bath? "Home is a place to keep your beer." Something like that. Sigh.

That look was everything!

EXACTLY what I was thinking! Also, EXACTLY what I was thinking. Where is her baby when that is happening? Talk about a smelly house! Casa Baltierra must reek! I don't think she equates pot with depression because she is in denial about her drug use (pot, booze, prescriptions, whatever) and I don't think she fully realizes the effects and interactions.

Was that a bizarro-world Farrah??? She actually sounded....gulp.....supportive of another person!

Those gauges!! I can't stand them!

Does the "invitation" even say were the place is located?

I'll just leave this here for discussion: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3542524/Teen-Mom-OG-star-Farrah-Abraham-buys-LA-home-plots-Hollywood-career.html Since when is "fashionista" a career goal for a child?

I thought I read somewhere that the next "Teen Mom" series wouldn't feature any girls from "16 and Pregnant" but rather actual teen moms. They would be cast specifically for the show. That would be more interesting.

Diving into the shallow end of the pool: Maci's hair and makeup were terrible. Very heavy makeup and severe hair. Not a good look. Taylor's t-shirt from his clothing line was not attractive. The pocket is way to big and fake leather-looking. Bentley is adorable! For the love of all things holy, PLEASE stop with the girlfriend thing with him! Let him be a kid!! Farrah actually looked good. Not as plastic in the face and her make up was much lighter than what she usually does on her own. I wish she would can the hair extensions, but her hair color looked nice. Sophia looked positively demure! When she mentioned her love of potions, I burst our laughing and was dying to read the reactions on this board. (I wish we could all live blog an episode.) Amber, for the little we saw of her tonight, looked pretty. Leah is still a cutie. Catelynn's hair was nice, but I wish she would wear it shorter. And keep her hands away from her face.

I still don't understand what devastating trauma Farrah suffered in her childhood. As usual, I feel like they dance around this issue, but never explain what it was. And I know that she cannot put two sentences together and the TV conversation is edited for time and sometimes clarity. But I still can't figure out what happened to her. They are all so vague, but they still talk about it.

Awww...He has a bulldog! I do, too! Please don't make me like him!!! I guess I can like the bulldog and hate the owner.

WORD! I love how Farrah equates expensive with good. That $2 mil. house could have major problems, but she won't see that. Not like she is really buying it anyway. The 60k ring is too small? What if the stone is flawless? What if that 10 karat diamond you think would be better is the lowest quality? Just because it's big and pricey it's better? She should just buy the biggest CZ stone she can afford and call it a day. Sometimes I think those huge rings do not look good on the hand. That's just me! And the way they were talking about that house, it seemed soooooooooo fake! She's not that great an actress. It was like two kids playing make believe. You could tell it wasn't ever going to happen. When I saw the photos of Farrah modelling bikinis I used to think that she had a killer body. The implants have really distorted her shape. Why would you want a butt that big? Whatever Debra's point was with the real estate agent, Sophia was out of line. While she was yelling and slapping her grandmother, Farrah stared straight ahead and did NOTHING! No reaction, at all! (I did notice the driver stifling a smile. BTW, no car and driver for Simon while he was in town? Oh.. then Farrah wouldn't be able to pinch his face and narrowly avoid car accidents at every corner!) At least with Maci, we saw one of these parents discipline their kid. Usually, we don't see that. ETA: That house Amber and Matt flipped still looked like a piece of shit. The realtor gushing over the kitchen, then the camera pan across the kitchen and it was hideous! Green countertops in a remodeled kitchen? Are the 90's back? The kitchen was poorly designed from the layout to the finishes. I think what they did was minimal and largely cosmetic - paint and repair walls, sand floors, maybe some cheap new appliances, etc. It didn't look that great. Then again, they bought it for $25K, put in $15K and listed it for $69K. We're not talking about a hot market here!

I thought I saw it when she was in the office, sitting on that dumb-looking "throne"/desk chair, and talking to her friend.

Word to both of these comments. I really hate gender stereotyping with little kids (like what Ryan did). That's like saying, "Don't throw the ball like a girl!" or "Blue is for boys!" So some people don't like pumpkin guts! Big deal! Last time I checked that wasn't a male or female trait. I don't think anyone enjoys getting pumpkin guts thrown at them, especially when they clearly state they don't want to get dirty. Give the kid a little respect! Ryan got what was coming to him with his shower of pumpkin guts. Bentley seems like a wonderful boy. Let him be a kid. Coupling up will come along soon enough. Maci and Ryan ought be careful what they wish for lest they end up with a child who disrespects women, ends up a teen dad, or goes around try to prove he is a "man" and becomes a jerk to everyone. (Based on Ryan's definition of what it means to be a "man".) Same goes for Butch and Tyler! Didn't Butch say something to Tyler about not being a "man" and keeping his kid (Carly)? Tyler also thinks all men and women have to go to strip clubs for bachelor and bachelorette parties. (Remember his line about Catelynn getting a dick in her face?) Guess what, Ty-Ty? Not everyone does it! And it's okay if they don't want to. And the moms don't have to do EVERYTHING for their babies because they are women. Dads share the responsibility, too. And it's okay if Nova and Carly grow up to be six feet tall! Newsflash: You are very tall and they have your genes, dipwad! Girls are tall and boys are short, you know. Farrah's "adultification" of Sophia is most troubling. She may look like a little kid, but she acts like a toddler and her mom dresses her and does her make up like a teenager. Let her be a little kid!! What is the rush!?

Not to mention the fact that Ryan's reaction to Bentley's objections to the pumpkin guts was, "Don't be a girl!". I HATED that!!! That, along with the comments about having girlfriends, really bothers me. Just let him be a little boy. Bentley - not Ryan. Ryan should grow up!

I NEED to see Farrah on "Say Yes to the Dress" right away!!! What a gong show that would be! She'd berate her sales associate, the store manager, and nice guy Randy Fenoli, before picking out a $25,000 Pnina Tornai "stripper fairy" dress because it's HER day. Michael and Debra would surprise her by offering to pay for the dress after she bitches at them during the entire appointment and for crying when they see her in a wedding gown for the first time. Farrah would roll her eyes at Michael's weeping, I'm sure. But, at the end, they will tell her, "anything for our baby!" Awkward hugs, fake smiles, and ugly crying all around. Sophia would be there, too, and she would insult and yell at the sales associate and tell the store manager that all the dresses at Kleinfeld's are ugly.

Could the photo of the Bud Light at the game be part of Maci's "tweeting for money" job or whatever it is? Did you also notice that she and Taylor seem to often wear the same kinds of clothes: TN Vols apparel, Dallas Cowboys jerseys, Young and Reckless brand, stupid pleather pocket t-shirts, etc. She HAS to be getting to paid to wear them.

I had to look this up since I have never seen it. OMG! I had an idea of what it would be like, but the reality of it was much creepier! You were bang on! This is Sophia!!!! "I think I could hate you!" Gives me chills!!!!!

I love her hair! I want to style my daughter's hair like that! Leah could be a hair show model!

I swear this group is one of the only reasons I still watch this show! Now when I watch TMOG I watch it with an eye toward what will be said in the group discussion. Whenever Farrah or Debra does something insane or Butch appears on screen, my first thought is, "Ooh! What will the group say about this? They are going kill it!" Thanks, everyone! And they were sooooooo "thrilled" with the finished job. Could they have had less enthusiasm? Even if the lights didn't work after they hung them, they couldn't get a laugh out of it? So brain dead!