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That’s my guess. He’s just here to wear the shirt promoting his shop.

Randi’s is worse! Wearing dark blue shiny polyester from Kohl’s in India?! She had to be sweating in all the places & smelling like a barnyard. I hated Jen & her coven - no emotional or social awareness or sensitivity. Rishi is definitely no prince, but this incident should reveal to him that Jen is a selfish, manipulative partner who he should cut ties with posthaste. She talks and acts like a 14-yr-old and her Okie-purchased collagen, cheek implants & Botox are ugh.

She had to successfully complete her intensive 30-day course “How to Light an Egyptian Gas Stove Burner.” She just passed the final, so maybe she’s free to pack her matches and go.

That entire video chat scene with her friends seemed fakety-fake-fake. Totally scripted to set up an “is Rishi cheating?” storyline to amp up their boring ’drama.’

“Do they even have mailboxes in the Dominican Republic?” Because it cannot be said often enough, I DESPISE Danielle!

Like others have said, her voice is super-irritating and she comes off as quite fake/a try hard. Close your eyes and listen & she’s a kardashian klone. Ugh.

Or those stupid “rage rooms” where you hit stuff with sledgehammers and throw dishes at the wall? Overdone gambit on MAFS lol

Flip flop snow in Chicago! 😉 🇨🇦 beat me to it! LOL

She could end up with an extended stay at a Colombian prison. I don’t think they would GAF about her ‘neck pain.’

I noticed she had no pain or difficulty kneeling for the proposal or craning her neck around all to heck for the kissing afterward.

I was wondering why Nicole chose to eat breakfast by herself in the bedroom? Kind of rude/antisocial. Make an EFFORT, ffs!

Plus she said she “just learned she was served.” How could she be served while in Colombia? And did she get her “rare motorcycle” back when the “thief” was arrested? If so, what’s the “I was going to sell it & use that $$ to support us” issue? Confusing, sketchy & shady — not adding up!

And a dishwasher, washer/dryer, AC, and terrace — but she doesn’t want THAT much, y’all! 🙄 So assholish when most people in the DR - Johan’s family included - live in extremely humble housing. Such an insensitive bratty clod. I really detest this clueless shrew.

I was getting shades of Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman

That appears to be a theme of this season so far. I’m a woman and all for female empowerment & equality, but some of these women have a very entitled & I can do no wrong attitude. I’m looking at you Kirsten, Gina, and (especially) Dom. It’s almost patronizing how these wives are being portrayed as perfect princesses with their challenging missions to “improve” their poor clueless toad husbands. Gimme a break. No one on this show is perfect, but it’s not being positioned fairly or in an unbiased way.

How did Gina get off scot-free and not have to own up to her “ginger” remarks? Not cool. Gina’s up the nostrils confessional was a HORRIBLE angle for her. Not a flattering view. AT ALL. And UGH NO Gina (though most likely producer-driven, to be fair) - NOT the rate your one-week relationship 1-10 convo! That NEVER ends well. So stupid.

Or sit in on shaq’s conference presentation? Exactly! You said it first & better! :)

Harvard Business School invited Kim Kardashian to speak at a small business symposium on campus last week. They’re really on a roll.

Yara has flat out said this on more than one occasion. It’s likely a HUGE factor in her wanting to live with/near her mother In the Czech Republic. I believe her mom even dangled it out there as a big reason for her to stay.

Ugh. If not for my OCD and need to complete what I start I would quit this show - even with just a handful of episodes left. This was the WORST. So stupid on so many levels. I should have quit after (or during) the awful Max DoGooder season, but no. Here I am wasting time on this dreck - gratuitous gore/torture porn, fake drama, contrived revelations, and Harlequin romance novel level schmaltz. Horrible.

And the fertility clinic/oh noes I’m too old to have a baby crap . . .

And did Daniel cool his heels at home with grandma that entire time? And what about her j-o-b? Ha. I really really don’t like Tiffany (or Natalie or Tania, but at least they aren’t dragging children through stupid immature drama).

Or maybe - validly - he’s afraid Yara will keep Myla in Europe and he’ll never see his daughter again? Mom Yara is conniving - don’t like her. She’s right up there with Shaeda’s friend Eutris advising secret birth control pill stoppage. Dishonest & selfish. I’ve got Deb & Tony pegged for that in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

They did the same thing on Pillow Talk tonight! All of a sudden (abt 40 mins in) they were commenting for like 10 mins on a culpo sisters preview and how “great” it looked. Nah! At least i had it on my DVR & FF’ing cut the time needed to watch pillow talk!

To borrow someone else’s idea, DISCLAIMER: UNPOPULAR OPINION AHEAD OK, Jovi may be a blockhead douche at times, but Yara IS being totally shady about all of this & her mom is shady too. To plan all of this without involving him and to speak about things in front of him in Ukrainian is not cool. He’s right that a major decision like this should involve both partners in a marriage. I’m not liking Yara one bit in this scenario— she’s being manipulative, dishonest & selfish vs. altruistic (party with friends in Prague & have a live-in babysitter. What war? Haven’t heard a word about it since they arrived). What’s granny’s angle? She’s suspect with her “I want to live with you” (where does she live now?) and feeding Yara various doomsday scenarios based on her own marital experiences. I really can’t blame Jovi for feeling a certain type of way about all this - his gut instinct is not leading him wrong here.