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Wouldn't the safest thing to do be to send her to a "safehouse" somewhere with a bodyguard who can fall in love with her and end up assisting her in more nefarious deeds later this year? What happens if Will decides his Mom is too much of an interfering busybody and he wants to stay with Dad? Is Poppy just never going to check on her daughter ever again? Do they plan to fake Luna's death? Will that FINALLY wipe the perpetual scowl off Li's face? Anything going on over at Bath and Body Works, Forrester edition is beyond the gates dumb. I will say I like that they've given Steffy a softer more normal human look for this ridiculous story. Will she start showing up at Forrester in poodle skirts and penny loafers to show how "harmless" she is? If Carter & Co wanted to lend legitimacy, should've made Steffy just a figurehead with no real power. Have her be the "face" and show up in promotional materials and take meetings with buyers etc, but not give her any access to ANYTHING, including executive offices! And, has Forrester ever had a President before? Why not make herself Lord High Commander if she's just going to pull titles out of her ass.

Maybe $Bill will send Luna to assassin school and she can reach her full potential. Why did he need a blow by blow of the murders? She already confessed, more than once, to multiple people. Her "killer hat" is so cute! We were screaming "Run into the OPEN and BUSY restaurant that is steps away, Electra!!! But I'll admit I haven't giggled so much since Ridge chased the previous Taylor up a mountain for ten minutes.

As dumb as this Luna sidebar is, I'm always happy to see that cute lil psycho on my screen actually ACTING with some ability. I know she's running a con, but I'm getting sucked into her sob story. I guess Remy's reign of creep is almost over...how does he come back from this? Poor Deacon, down yet ANOTHER staff member. Katie can stiff her sorries in a sack. I'm glad no Ridge or Ridge adjacent stories, and I'm eternally grateful.

Have I mentioned how incredibly stupid this "corporate takeover" plot is? Lets say Ridge and Steffy and Eric all begrudgingly step down from...whatever job they supposedly do. They will of COURSE poison the well and none of Forester's previous backers are going to do business with them or partner with Carter in this Fine Cheeses and Leather Goods empire. I still like my idea better...sell it off. Use the profit to make Hope for the Future into a separate entity. But the way this was done, Carter will never be able to realize his global brand dreams. With the way things normally go on this show, how long til Finn and/or Liam slither over to Forester to voice their anger and deep disappointment?

If I was Carter, I'd sell the company off piecemeal. Ride off into the sunset (or onto a diff show) with a cool billion before the Forrester Dinosaurs could even finish gathering their belongings and be escorted to the elevators. Let $Bill pick up those scraps and give it to Poppy and Luna to run into the ground. So if Carter is manager... he can appoint Brooke as CEO, can he hire Justin as COO? Cuz that would be another delicious slap to The BiaB and her father. Now where will Taylor go to hang out all day? Will Finn have to actually do his job FROM HIS JOB location?

If only Brooke could or would utter those words. And MEAN it. If Hope could pull a 'Luna Nozowa' and reveal she has been a scheming power hungry femme fatal and corporate shark the whole time, we would collectively fall outta our chairs. Can't wait for Steffy to go on a level 4 rampage. Gee, won't that be fun. /s. How long til she forbids Liam from even seeing his 'other daughter', and he finally initiates the nasty custody battle that should've happened when she got with Thomas. In my mind I rationalize Steffy's unhealthy fixation on her Mom and Dad being together is because she knows the only time her mother stays in town is when she can throw her limp dish rag on or at Ridge. Bonus if she can "steal" him fom Brooke. Those two cackling hens squawking abt how absolutely awful the "Logans" are was just too much.

It would've made so much more sense for Brooke to confront Hope and Carter as soon as she heard them plotting. She could have told those two knuckleheads to knock it off and read them the riot act. And when Hope inevitably begged her mother to keep her secret...AGAIN...Brooke could just remind her that she has been keeping secrets for Hope for months but this is too much. But nope she ran straight to that Greasy Hobo (who was so excited that his backup chew toy was at his office that he couldn't be bothered to ask questions about the sketchy nature of some important tax documents!) And spilled ALL of Hope's tea. Andplusalso... the plan is dumb. They're making Hope sound like she really is manipulating Carter. "I know this is so hard for you...but YOU HAVE TO DO IT. for You, of course" I'm gonna need Hope to get some real therapy to figure out why she and everyone around her keeps saying she is out of character, irrational, not herself. It's been remarked on so many times by so many people that it's upsetting that it isn't being addressed. Carter, Carter, Carter..my COO in Christ...the people have said they don't want to do your plan. You went to Eric, who DID sit and hear you out but still said No. Perhaps it's time to put a pin in it, circle back in like 6 months or a year. Even I am finding this Push for a global brand of Wines and Cheeses and Fine Leather Goods to be overhyped and annoying. Why is the clock ticking so loudly for him? It makes me giggle to think this multi millionare $Bill Spencer gets mail delivered to a regular mailbox at his HOME.

I'd like Carter to pretend to Acquiesce, get that ridiculous request in writing (since he is ACTING CFO as well as COO) then turn FC in to the IRS. And resign three days before the inevitable audit. Cuz the way Ridge spoke to him was deplorable, but predictable. I've definitely been there..someone you thought was your friend really only used you to fulfill an agenda. It hurts so bad and makes you doubt your own instincts. Can you imagine the fallout if Brooke decides to pause or shut down Brooke's bedroom line? That's the only successful thing Forester has going on right now. No father/son design competition will save them, even if Esther Valentine and Marie Osmond buy 5 gowns each! Luna is such a cute lil' psycho. Love her! Can she get a good disguise (no magic plastic surgery, please. I want to keep this actress!) And haunt Taylor and Steffy as Phoebe? Since HFTF has been scrapped, did RJ already leave to travel the world and post tik tok dances, or whatever he was doing?

Although I knew Victor was a goner, the way Oz did it, up close and personal right after Victor declared he felt like Oz was family...that hit me so hard. Probably harder than it should have. And to toss his ID, so no one would even know who he was...ugh, that was more villain than I could stomach. I started ugly sobbing. It took me back to "The Wire" days. I too was overjoyed that Francis got to tell Oz that she knew he was the absolute devil and he NEVER got to hear her say she was "proud".

It sweet that you think the writers have long term story arcs. These are the same writers that change story direction and character motivation from week to week. Sometimes day to day. Continuity is their enemy. They use flashbacks from the SAME DAY. Anyhoodle I'm glad someone finally told Zende that the line he has been working so hard on has been unceremoniously shit canned. He was already pissed about getting overlooked.... jumping ship along with the line would be his best chance for infamy. Otherwise he will be stacking boxes with Will. Speaking of SmileBright...when he joked to the models that he had been made CIO and they believed him... spoke volumes on how that company is run. All of this EMPHASIS on Hope being in the frumpiest lingerie on the rack. Does that mean if Hope had been in her regular work clothes, she could've grabbed SteffysHusband's junk and it wouldn't have been a big deal? Everyone: It's bad for business to fire people for personal reasons. Steffy: Here is my deeply personal reason that has nothing to do with work ..."So you see", it was just business! I hope Carter's ominous words means he has a lawyer on retainer to sue Forrester Creations in to the ground. I was promised Luna this week. I'd better get a whole lot of Luna tomorrow! And she'd better be UNHINGED.

I...did not read that as "titles" the first time I looked. Sorry, I'll go sit in the corner now

I'm hoping that intense side eye from Carter means he is gonna bring the company down from the inside...since he is combo COO and CFO he over sees quite a lot. He holds more practical power than Ridge and Steffy combined. There could be a really interesting corporate espionage story here. But it will probably just be that Carter yells at some people. Hopefully he can convince Brook that her loyalty to Princess Bitch and King Waffle hasn't gained her anything or earned her any goodwill. I'm sure everyone will run to Eric within the next few days to tell on each other. Having Taylor there with no other purpose but to pile on was disgusting. Is NO ONE ever going ro mention that no matter how inadvertently hands might get with Steffys chew toy...she has still never FUCKED STEFFY'S HUSBAND...unprotected at that!! Please please please let Hope find her dignity and stop groveling. It's getting to be upsetting. Yay, Luna!

Was it even lingerie? Steffy was showing more skin in her leopard cami and pleather jacket/cape. This is the second time Hope has spin/tripped her way into Steffy's crosshairs. Maybe don't wear heels when trying on the samples. Sheila's toe cookies again? (shudder) Carter is way overplaying his hand with this push for Fine Leather Goods Global Luxury brand thing. The Forresters want all the money and power to stay with the Forresters (and Marone's) I'm surprised they hire interns outside the bloodline. I wish Hope would just FINALLY give Steffy the hard truths she deserves on her way out.

Maybe Carter could befriend that Forester pilot who showed up with possible health problems as a red herring. I'm still not convinced Carter's sudden attraction isn't at the behest of Her Majesty, Queen Bitch as a way to keep Hope's lips and eyes off her property...er, her husband. Branded Meerkat has mentioned Phoebe more in the last few days than the entirety of the last decade. They didn't mention Phoebe this much even when Stuffy named her stolen baby after her deceased twin.

what if Steffy has given Carter this side quest...to keep her eyeballs and lips off of HER HUZBIN. Its just the sort of icky stuff Carter is always getting involved in. Taylor's dramatic heart grasping curtain pull collapse was hilarious and I giggle every time I rewind and watch it again. I didnt know who the singer was (although of course I recognized the song once they started. As ill fitting for a fashion photo shoot of any kind as it was) But he looked like he got caught in a SouthWest festival gift shop battle royale. Do they regularyly dress like that?