AngelaHunter

JM: "Where are the pics taken in daylight to prove your furniture was ruined?" Ms. Ordacity: "Those are the one thing I don't have." Because all these young people who live with their phones Gorilla-glued to their hands can't spare 3 seconds to lift them, aim them, and press a button. I'm starting to think litigants DO use their phones only for nasty pictures. I bet she has some of those. Aren't those pitch-black, blurry videos that show nothing good enough? JM is so damned picky! JM: "Where are the receipts for what you paid?" MsO: "I don't have those."

I think I lasted about 1 1/2 minutes. P, who found a "homeless, stinky drug addict" irresistible gives his testimony, which is peppered with obscenities since he doesn't know any appropriate words, had more bleeps than a Hell's Kitchen episode, and was riddled with a zillion "Like like like. It had me yelling, "OH STFU you moron!" and finding my "Off" button before hearing anything from the creepy, smelly little troll Def. 😄 Since I couldn't bear the Grindr love story, I reluctantly watched this. It was bizarre, with "Tippin", perky, dramatic, and animated, acting like she was dishing with her friends or looking for a reality show. Or maybe she took too many "Wake Ups". "Tula" was the direct opposite - bizarre, subdued, and appeared to be heavily medicated or in the grip of hypnosis and gave answers not really related to the questions. I was puzzled until Tippin mentioned that that apartment was crammed with junk. Then I thought, "Aha!" Tula must be a hoarder, with a typical, flat hoarder demeanor. I left this one before hearing about the blood.

Really? I think not. I recall another litigant, either here or on TPC who had a bunch of broken-down luxury cars cluttering up his property. A maintained RR breaking down would be unusual. People who own them can afford to maintain them. I bet her Jags don't run either and the Mercedes are probably the kind usually seen here - at least a quarter of a century old. But no one will point and stare with awe at a new Honda or Toyota. My Totoyta Matrix is nearly 12 years old and has never conked out, although it sadly lacks the "Wow" factor. If it turns white when left outside, I would say you're right.😄 A fun case.

I was just thinking - I bet that's not something you see every day!

Even after seeing what kind of nonsense Papa gets up to all these years, I was just as stunned as Judge T when Papa wanted to give the P everything she was asking for when she had not one shred of proof of anything and didn't even know which year or years all this happened. 2015? 2022 or '23? Hmm. "Well, I don't have it," was her answer to requests for proof of any kind. Papa: "She said she paid $1700 so I believe her." Like, what??? JT screamed at him and I thought she was going to punch him,😆 so stunned was she by this loony verdict he pulled out of thin air, based on nothing. Maybe he was dazzled by the Rolls Royce. Is this the first old beater Rolls case we've had? Does a Rolls Royce really turn white in the sun? Gee. I'd expect better quality. Of course, I'd also expect someone who can afford a Rolls, Jags, and Mercedes(es) to take those cars to an actual qualified garage and not to some octogenarian who works on them on the street. RR does not recommend that anyone take their cars to mechanics who are definitely not qualified to work on them. That def was never going to fix it.

This fascinated me. Both litigants were highly unlikable. P seemed proud of carrying on what he called this "Parking war". He was also unable to curtail his use of foul language even when he was recording the conversation. Vile def, who never lies because she's a Leo, was very snooty for someone her age who has to have some boarder bunking in her place to help pay the mortgage. Her "significant other/better half" could back up her story, but he/she/it chose not to appear here. Ms. Santoro, those false eyelashes don't have whatever effect you think they do. Very Baby Jane-ish. She was incredibly rude and arrogant, sneering and snarking at JT, "Are you done?" I'm not sure where her superiority complex comes from. I agree. She looks and sounds like someone who nips all day. And she thinks that being 60 is absolute proof she never does anything wrong. I think she vandalized P's car - he thought it was a good idea to provoke her for more drama - after having one - or ten - too many. Both of them seem to enjoy this stupid little parking garage feud.

I had to watch this and it was worse than I expected from the recap by @CrazyInAlabama. I wish that at any time in my life - even when young and looking pretty good - I had the kind of ego and narcissism of this woman to think a man who might be my future boss would shower me with thousands of dollars, just in the vague hope of getting into my pants. She really thinks she's something special, this 300 lb grifting beach ball, with some sort of nasty sores/blemishes all over her face. And SHE asked HIM to go out with her. She wants 5K for all the terrible harassment and mental anguish he caused her by asking her to pay him back. I have no idea what was with HIM, but he believed her when she whined she had no food? Really? Oh, she couldn't pay him back! Her granny died and the car conked out and she was getting evicted and blah blah, sob sob. We needed Judge DiMango here to sneer, "Oh, stop crying!" I don't know if the plaintiff has some sort of fetish for extremely round ladies, or wants to be seen as a savior. If the latter, the very grateful heffalump spreads the word that he's a sugar daddy. She thinks she's a "sugar baby". Funny. Apparently, his firing had nothing to do with Sugar Daddyism, but with something he did, a "mistake" I think he said, so nothing for that.

I didn't recall that one. I do believe P and her parents dumped cooking grease down the sink, which is a no-no with a septic system - no grease, food, washing out paint brushes or chemicals should be disposed of down sinks or toilets, but Def had no proof and he let strangers live in his home. We all know very well that they're not particular with someone else's property. Why would they be?

For some reason, these two got on my last nerve, but because there was no violence or 'oops" babies, I watched it all. Plaintiff thought she was way cuter than she was and acted as though this was an audition. It was pleasing to finally hear a college student speaking proper English, but she needs to learn to eliminate the "like like like" from her speech. Yeah, I know. That's not happening. She's been seeing a therapist for four years, yet wants more therapy paid by Def because she suffered severe emotional distress over him beating her out of $175. She worked up to eight hours a day for two weeks to make a sign with 6 letters. She's very creative, you know! Nagene, the Def, looking like Jayden Smith (but without a Dracula castle on his head), unemployed/unable to keep a job but wants to make it to the big time with a YT podcast, is also a college student who says, "I didn't have no more money for her." An IG battle follows, with P telling everyone that D is a deadbeat who didn't pay her. Sorry, Nagene, but that is not libel because it's true, you idiot. Papa thinks "Mackenzi" should have charged $1500 for her "GENETV" sign she slaved over for a minimum of 70-100 hours. She can raise her rates in the future and gets no therapy, travel, emotional distress, or legal fees here, but only the $175 owed.

It's the case of The Overly Dramatic Landlady. Judge to Plaintiff: "How long have you been living in Sec8 housing?" Forever, apparently, which is good since paying virtually no rent enables one to buy so many cigarettes (what's the price now? $15 a pack?) that the entire house is discoloured and saturated with smoke. Same. After 7 years or more, the landlords should have to paint anyway, but if extra - like buying gallons of Killz in addition to the regular paint - is required due to the tenant's behaviour then they should have to pay the extra amount. Arm-waving, near-hysterical landlady brought no proof of that. Of course, he does. 🙄

I gave it up when it first aired and I caught bits of it on YT. I never watch a single scripted "reality" show, ever. Who knew TPC would be one of them?

"BEEMER? HE HARDLY KNEW 'ER!" With the demise of TPC, my mute/FF skills have sadly gone downhill.

I didn't finish this. The plaintiff's lies were so bad and so dumb I couldn't take it anymore. Everything Def said was a lie, except it wasn't. Raise your hands if you get an expensive paint job on your very old car because you hanker for a different colour. If he told me it was raining I'd go look out the window to make sure. Good. Nice that his loving fiancee stood there and backed up her man's lies. Saw this for the first time, and didn't finish this either. It made me too angry. Get to live in a 3K/month home for the princely sum of $100, so it's free. All the kids, and a daughter (or two?) with "babies in their stomachs" pile into the place. No baby daddies, or maybe a baby daddy snuck in there too. One daughter who was on the lease had a job, so the rent shot up to 1K. Well, can't have that, so the daughter was removed from the lease. Let the taxpayers pony up the money for the rent. I was surprised that this big house had all these issues with mold, etc. Doesn't Sec8 go over these premises with a fine-toothed comb to ensure they're good enough for the freeloaders? Landlady, bearing a great resemblance to Dobby, the House Elf, seemed to be a slackjaw like most landlords we see here, not bothering to keep any records or receipts. I checked out there so I probably missed something.

I wasn't as quick with the FF as the first time and was gratified to hear The Levin: "Who's blowing hot air?" It's right up there with his others, like "Who's the Italian meatball?", "It's the case of Glug, glug, glug - you're a crook, Bub", and the always inspiring, "Don't blow smoke up my you-know-what." It's difficult to pick just a few, but those spring to mind. Just think - all his razor-sharp witticisms, insightful observations, and bon mots are being preserved for posterity to be enjoyed by future generations, much like those of Mark Twain, Albert Einstein, and Winston Churchill.

I thought my reruns were a bust. I certainly didn't want to rewatch "The bag of reefer he had gave me", (a fine thing to admit to in a court, even a TeeVee court)and "We was conversating", and for sure I again skipped those ancient cretins and puppies case. I watched not one second of this originally or today but if you are 100 years old and cannot even stand for 5 minutes, puppies you do NOT need. 😡 I never saw the bike case. At least both litigants were civilized, even if P wasn't too bright buying such an expensive item without making sure it was what she needed, and the defendant was very coarse and rude with her "YUP!" and saying P's testimony was "BS". At least neither pulled her knife or dealt drugs, so I rather enjoyed this.