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I need Miami Tip to get a storyline stat and to be on more episodes. Too many damn characters. Gunplay no ma’am....I hate when ppl with his texture hair try and have dreads. They start like a third of the way back on his scalp and his edges are frizzy AF. But I ain’t knocking the attraction, I would fuck Jim Jones in a heart beat. I’m not ashamed. Ok I kinda am, but you all don’t judge. Has Trick Daddy done something to his face? Trina looks better then ever. i binged all five episodes and I’m totally here for this mess.

She was talking about Tracy's JCP fashion line that just launched I believe. She wasn’t doing a sideways plug persay but talking about the highly anticipated fashion launch. I think Tracey is stunning with great fashion sense but JCP is failing big time. Reviews for the clothing line have been all over YouTube. I like Bevvy from her Fashion Queens days but I can see how she’d grate.

So happy to find you all. I couldn't for the life of me figure out where to post. JCB. Get outta my head. You said everything I'm thinking. I hate that Eve has made me kinda agree with tami and Jackie. Eve ain't changed and I'm sure she even said as much in one of her talking heads about how she's learned 'in business' she can't conduct herself in a way that's say lunging over tables. Jennifer forgave her cause that barefoot table jump was for show. They all all need to stop. Quite honestly shaunie needs off the show as I honestly don't find her compelling at all. Check out funky dineva's recap. She had some good takes on it imo. Wonder if vh1 gets a cut of the book cause without it they honestly would have had no season.

I for one agree with her here. What *has* Paris done besides be Michael Jackson's daughter...allegedly. I still don't think he supplied any DNA for her...but regardless he's her father. As I see it Wendy's point was two fold....interview Paris inside, fine...but don't give her the cover. And I think she also had a point in there how Rolling stone never has black female artists on the cover and Paris is taking up one of those few and far between coveted spots. Didn't she question the legitimacy of Paris claiming to identify as Black? While I don't know about all that I do agree with the notion Paris has done nothing to earn a spot on Rolling Stone covers.

I hadn't heard that they weren't married until today when Mona was on Wendy. Details? I tapped out a few seasons ago, but I'm back and loving Cardi B. I hope she doesn't lead me astray. Is my love well earned?

The furs are awful! Overall I'm enjoying this season. I do find myself watching more than hot topics these days.

Very true. Is there anyone else in the reality TV game who can say they have been around 20 years? Not just that but damn, she had an abortion on tv. We'll ignore the jaw wiring shut...she has made a career outta this shit .

Damn damn damn. And Jackie looked 59 even back when she was 29. Wow is all I can say.

Wait what? Naw ma...just naw....

I hate these heifers for making me agree with Jackie Christie. Twice now she was the voice of reason. I forget the first instance, but this week her comments about the argument being stale and the bread being fresh was on.point.

I looked at the shoes and I actually thought the prices reasonable, but this was yesterday. The bids started very low. Which I thought was smart. I snooped at the clothes mainly to look at the sizes. Lol

I liked Wendy's romper and bangs. Good god what's happening to me? I really enjoyed today's show with Fat Joe and Remy Ma. They had a good chemistry. I wonder if Remy has learned anything? She's done her time, but I can't forget the charges.

Wellllll....Angie Martinez was at the hip hop honors....so...lol. I actually see what she's saying. As a DJ wendy was part of it. Bringing hiphop to the masses as the face of the radio station.

So funny, just last week we were discussing Asa's relationship status and tonight LaToya pops up. She got less mentions than that Vegas Nay whatever. I haven't a clue who she is other then her recent makeup launch sucked. Bravo please tell me you aren't trying to make her happen. Ugh i don't see how Jessica is vindictive per say. What I saw was Mike getting semi physical. Made me wonder if there isn't worse things going on behind closed doors....he's such a douche. Water seeks its own level so imagine how heinous mike really is that he's making Jessica look sympathetic. The whole "crew" looked a hot mess at Asa's launch minus GG and Sherven. His suit wasn't my cup of tea, but at least he wasn't wearing ripped skinny jeans. Ugh I spoke too soon, he saved his ripped skinny jeans for WWHL.

I didn't notice that she talked about Janet a lot. I do get the vibe that she's a touch envious at the millionaire marriage. I mean have you seen big kev. The only money he makes is off of Wendy. She's so messed up in the head re him that she probably believes she's nothing without him.

I think Wendy was shading the fact that Janet claims this is her first child. There's a lot of scuttlebutt about when she was married for a hot second to El Debarge that they had a kid together. It's a rumor that has been around for years and a daughter has supposedly surfaced. For Wendy to shade Janet on having a surrogate she'd have to admit 50 is too damn old to be having kids and as she grossly put it when she was talking about her colonoscopy....you aren't still 'juicy' and having your period regularly at 50. Just my two cents.

Ok what does it say about me that I'm really looking forward to a whole weak of hot topics? Lol. I loved Joselyn today. She has zero fucks to give and I love it.

It so odd how Rob was enmeshed with them. After binge watching this past weekend now I get how this might have impacted Rob negatively. Around the time Lamar was traded Rob actually had his life sort of together. He'd moved outta the house, was on DWTS..yet Chloe guilted him to staying in Dallas to babysit her and Lamar. I wonder if that was the beginning of the end for Rob and whatever he got into. There appeared to be a significant switch in Lamars attitude or they started showing the less TV ready version.

In all of these staged photos and snapchats I actually start to think they are good parents....then I'm like nahhhhhhhhhh.

So, pictures surface of her and Lamar out and about....and today E runs a marathon of khloe and Lamar. Coincidence? Are they priming us for a new season? I actually never watched this spin off and I don't think it's on Hulu which is how I've been catching up on missed seasons. It is so sad. Hearing his dad call for Chinese. I'd heard discussions of it here but to see it, when it's obviously code for something....ugh. The episode that just ended had Lamar cleaning up after Jaimie had obviously had a bender and they had a heart to heart about it without saying the words like we are stupid. I also am really disappointed in Malyka....she clearly has a thing for jr. I thought she had better taste then to actually fuck JR.

I think it was to show she's a prankster who is still Wendy from the block. That smile to the camera was to say she's playing him, mahesh days it's like Susan reads here or Facebook, at least a few times a week Wendy addresses her haters or what the blogs are saying.

I really liked WH Macey and Seal. Good non housewife show. I really thought the broad city chicks would be funnier. I still like them, but they didn't bring it. And I'm sorry but I need birth certificates to believe they are still in their 20s.

Yeah I noticed it, locking closets have been the storyline on two other housewives shows...DC and OC. I think in both cases it was to prevent borrowing by kids. I would imagine it's also where she keeps her jewelry?? It didn't seem odd to me, but I did notice it. The puppies were a birthday gift per social media....end of January. This is the first season I've followed the howives irk while watching a taped season. It was distracting knowing they were following a script. I even went back to check the timeline. Notice the previews for next week they all had on blush, except Kandi. She needs to be gone. She's just so, not hateful, but stank. She is semi tolerable on her own spin offs but I think that is because she's around sycophants or mama Joyce. Both make her look decent by comparison.

Very underwhelming finale. Does sweet potato soufflé really use a whole stick of butter? That's about all I got from tonight's episode. Oh and more Chrissy jokes from Kim's 'friend' Phaedra. I don't think Porsha was being shady to start until Phaedra started making her faces.

I'm in. Watching the repeat now. My will have to re watch to catch it all. But yeah model bugs. I'm a chunky black woman and could relate to the wife and her theatrics. It was total deflection of how uncomfortable she was. Firstly they couldn't even provide a robe big enough for her so she couldn't go naked period. That is humiliating. I've been there. I once got a massage at a place tha catered to both men and women and the production made over trying to find me an xl robe was humiliating. And I'm not that fucking big. Needless to say I have not been back for a message and I wrote a scathing review of their spa services on yelp. That one 'little' thing ruined my whole day and experience. I couldn't take a shower after the massage because the showers were down the hall and I had no proper coverage. I had to go home after the massage to freshen up so I could finish out my day without feeling like an oil slick. /end rant.