I swiped this from Pickles. He left out Reality Tv Star, Mascot, and Missionary.
How long until she delivers client's babies in that pool? Wearing modesty bathing dresses, of course.
But God said we need a yacht, in Arkansas, to get overseas, to El Salvador..... (Really, though, I expect them to make a 'send us gift cards' style blunder any minute now. It's like trying to out think two 14 year olds.)