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They wouldn't dare play these guys off, since it's the only award the film will win.

NPH finally landed a joke!

Lots of tears in the audience. Aw...

Best performance of a song tonight.

She was responding to Arquette's acceptance speech.

This isn't the fucking music awards! WHY WHY WHY is there so much time devoted to (bad/boring/irrelevant) singing? Hell, I'd rather see some clips from the documentary movies, or of the dead people.

Elaine Stritch, and Ann B Davis were forgotten, according to another board. I'm sure there are more. Why can't they ever get it right?

Or, you know, NPH is just not funny tonight.

A poster on Sucks captured that gif, or found it. No credit to me! It still fit the NPH post so well I had to use it. (CourtneyYatesFan)

Go Patricia!

Viola looks fantastic!

She mostly yells.

The Oscars will get better ratings if they ever nominate films people actually watch. Yeah, yeah, that's for the other thousand award shows.

SO much time to these lame songs, but screw you if you won an Oscar, or you know, are a best picture nominee.

Nicole looks lovely.

Worst Oscars in a while. I know that, because I'm feeling some nostalgia for "WE SAW YOUR BOOBS!"

Anna Kendrick is charming.

Lady Gaga? Are those gloves rubber? Has she put on weight?

So, I missed it. What's the deal with the real life widow of the Sniper guy coming? Is something going on in her real life that made it problematic?

I adore Lisa's house, and I think having the glass entryway is fine since it's not like someone could look in from the street, or even drive up to the house without getting through a gate. The view is amazing, and I love the remodel she did, really improved it I think.

She was annoyed at her mother for continuing to say that she hasn't watched 50 Shades, and doesn't want to.

Felicity Jones looks idiotic. I like the detail at her neck, but she's drowning in that dress.

Really don't like Julianne's dress. Also, I think my eyes are getting tired from all the black and white everywhere. So far, not terribly impressed with the fashion, or the fashion coverage. I don't care about all these stupid segments they keep doing. Wow, love that bright blue necklace! Thank you for breaking up the black!

50 shades of Grey chick, at least the color is great! Marion C is another safe "meh" for me, but I only got a glimpse of it, the skirt might make it better, but stupid ABC didn't really show it. So bored with most women who wear white or black.