I am puking and laughing at the episode starting with Realtor Rob and Tara in the "Passion" suite. GROSS!! Summary of their scene - "I'm an insecure jackass who doesn't like your family but somehow am afraid you'll leave me because your family doesn't like me" or something along those lines. The scene where Tara goes to her sister, I totally recognize her sister. She's been an agent (not one of the stars of) at various properties on Million Dollar Listing LA. Did anyone else see the look of shock on Tara's face when her sister said she stopped pretending to be the perfect wife? Tara knows she can't ever do that. If we believe the story Rob is telling his friend (I'm on the fence) then editing is having fun and making him the bad guy and not showing us what her family is really doing. That is believable because a) It's Bravo and b) it's a show about the newlyweds, not their extended families. I am so glad Tara's sister told her that SHE is responsible for the boundaries and what is acceptable and what isn't. Also it looks as though the sister unfortunately used the same surgeon for her boobs. Tara walks in the kitchen, sees the coffee cup on the table and asks if it's his. Who else's would it be, production?! I hate when people do that, ask the obvious. WHOAH! He apologized. I am going to faint. Also, this episode has proven that their remodel timeline was bullshit. I will forever think that was storyline. They are realtors, they know reno takes a long time, especially on a house that big.
Brandon and Craig - Ok I love these two but I just don't need to see anyone's ass being sugared. Another GROSS!! moment. Happy for them that the meds worked and Craig has viable sperm again. I did chuckle that it took Brandon only 4+ minutes to get that sample from him. It was TMI but funny TMI. I just love them. Love the scene talking about Brandon being a cryer and then all the flashbacks of how difficult their year has been. OOOOH Bree's pregnant!!! YAY. Teary eyed viewer. Loved the joke about her turning femme. Oh sad, she miscarried.
Rob and Ro - fingers crossed for nothing gross. Oh yeah, hotel stay coming up. Happy times. I love how goofy Rob is. My husband is too and we've been together 19yrs as of later this month. I also don't think he was really asleep, I think he was just having more fun and pretending. I think they, along with Brandon and Craig, got the least air time this episode because they are the normal couples. Other than their poor arguing abilities they are happy and in love and no drama. Ah! They are having a baby!!
Adonis and Erica - watching it since this is the last episode. Erika is deciding to go to Seattle. I'm trying to listen to Erika talk to Adonis but am extremely distracted by her shirt. It looks like something a design student would work on but in project form, not a finished product. Their conversation just shows how much of a couple they aren't. Even at 5yrs (that's how long they've supposedly been together) there were ways and times that my husband knew me better than I knew myself and if I said what do I like he'd be able to answer. Neither Adonis or Erika herself know what she likes? I noticed during the conversation with her sister she was sitting in a brand new Hyundai Genesis and when she's loading up to go to Seattle she's back to the dumpy looking Mercedes. "Just come back if you want to". Who says that to their wife as she's getting ready to drive away for what could be forever?!?! We get a text update at the end and it said she came back. Of course she did. How else is she paying the bills? I think the trip to Seattle was planned and that her car was in the shop getting checked up, oil changed etc for the long road trip and the Hyundai was her loaner/rental while it was there. Proving that this was just more storyline. So basically they had nothing and production wanted drama and this couple said they'd go along with whatever just to get on tv.