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As someone who has worked in the wine business, if Sonja were actually legit, this would have been an incredibly easy answer to give.

I think the reason Cary looks a little off in the la facce is because her neck is almost nonexistent. At first I thought she was tensing her shoulders a lot or had terrible posture, but no - she has no neck. She looks like when I would pull the heads off my Barbies and then jam them back on (I'm not a serial killer now, promise). She's obviously still traditionally gorgeous, but I agree the creep factor outweighs everything else with her and pseudo-Dubrow.

This coming from someone we recently saw microwave a hot dog for breakfast.

Did T-Rav actually say to that poor child on the street by way of a pick-up line, "Have you heard of the grunge movement?"

Oooh, thank you. I love it when Richard dips back into the Housewives.

Are we overthinking the John and Dorinda relationship? Seems to me, it's just 99% about doing drugs.

I love you.

I say this as one of the few who can't stand LVP: Lisa Rinna - you can't just be a raging asshole and then say you own it as if that absolves you from your raging asshole behavior and all of its fallout. (I still like Rinna as a show character but as a human she super messy.)

Yuuuuuuup.

I love this about Barb so much. You can also substitute that with "Ya know, Janelle..." as a nice abrupt non sequitur into Babs having totally lost her temper.

I've been watching old eps of RHONY on Hulu, and Scary Island still holds up as the pinnacle of everything housewives.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that there's a professional hairdresser behind the Lisa Rinna 'do. But...

I feel like by the end of every franchise, I'm always just wishing for the next. But RHoNY is my favorite. Tied with OC. (Sentimental reasons.)

Co-signed as someone who works in comparative effectiveness research for chronic disease.

Lisa Rinna is the perfect combination of controlled s*** for the housewives franchise. And I still don't know if that makes me like her or not.