Patssy Stoned

I know, right? I was hospitalized with a severe stomach infection and high fever for three days. I was discharged with the pain and fever. All they would tell me is "You're sick".

Damn, the girl is just plain EXHAUSTING. I really, really get that she is heartbroken--but Good God Girl Get a Grip. Everything Isn't about Dean's actions, you have four children under 7 and you act more immaturely than all of them combined. The girl has achieved what I thought impossible: I actually sort of feel sorry for dirtbag Deano at this point. He will never EVER hear the end of it from her--EVER. Tori, if you want the storybook ending you have to grow up, admit neither of you are perfect. the time for drama and hysterics is over. Face the problem and decide how you want to handle it. But shut the fuck up for five minutes--you are coming across as less mature than Stella. I sort of hope Deano pulls the plug on this relationship because at this point, its: "Cry, bitch, complain," lather, rinse repeat. I thought I saw a smile on her face while being fed by Dean in the hospital. And I too was surprised that she was hospitalized for a long as she was for her symptoms. I'm glad they spoke with the older kids, but I wish it as off camera. Hell, I'd be happier if they kept the kids off camera, but that's not gonna happen. She gives a new definition to the term "ugly crying".

I am sooooooooooooooooooooo jealous I didn't write this myself. Can't stand him or his character{s}. I don't care who he is supposed to be, I just want him GONE.

There IS no comparison--Randall and Klugman were absolutely perfect in their roles--even better than the original movie.

The name of this show should be retitled "TruTori--the Perpetual Victim" Yeah, Deano is a dirtbag. We established that they both were back in their first reality go round. But he will never win, she will be hanging this incident over his head for the rest of their damn lives. And, I don't especially care about the two of them, there are 5 {did ya catch that, Deano--you have 5 kids} involved who will carry this dysfunction possibly for life. She will NEVER, EVER leave him because that would be admitting the fairy tale was a fake, but I sincerely hope he gets his balls back and does them all a favor and leaves. She could film her inevitable breakdown and keep it close to her to reinforce her victimhood. Isn't her brother Randy a "life coach"? Why doesn't he appear, because her "therapist" just sucks and she needs someone to shake her into reality and just DEAL WITH her life as it is now instead of wallowing in vicitimhood.

"Your insults are as weak as your pharmacy-bought perfume" Dr. O to Anna

I KNOW that--but this is my soap opera ethics talking, not reality.

Well. What the fuck?????????? I laughed so long and loudly when Dr.O reappeared that the man working in my basement came up to see if I was OK. Here's something that bothers me about Sabrina in with her baby. PUT YOUR DAMN HAIR IN A PONY. I cannot be sanitary the way it hangs. My niece spent 188 days in a hospital with her son who had severe cardio problems and had to keep her hair back or up back. She's also a rabid GH fan and I'm wondering how these scenes are affecting her. Lyn Herring has always annoyed me and she continued to do so today {and I'm stunned at how manly her hands are. Yeah, I'm a bitch}. I can't understand Dr. O.'s character--is she really mother of the year? I liked her better with her witty barbs and take no prisoner attitude. This needy woman puzzles me. Since this is a soap I can root for a Britt and Nic reunion and hope that Liz dies from carbon monoxide poisoning. I also want her to get her kid back. I hope Ron doesn't do something really stupid and release a Dr. O's Greatest Hits" cd. OK, I'd buy it if it included "Is That All There Is?" The vigil at the hospital wa cringe inducing. eta: Levi's "Jennifer Anniston" hairdo has got to go. Actually, he needs to go.

Thank you! I'm really impressed by the show--it could have gone so horribly wrong with the acting, dialogues and DRAGONS!!! I can envision "Where are my DRAGONS" could have been a SNL staple! Instead it is witty even tho it's FANTASY, while I'm watching I totally believe everything.

I have a question about dialogue: Is Dany speaking a real language when the translation appears on the screen or is she making it up as she goes along?

I think Cheese is Luke's middle name. Levi-he can't be a serious character, can he?

I would like to thank Liz for covering up her razor sharp shoulder blades this time around. She covered them with lace, which was a marked improvement from the engagement party when, if she backed into someone, she would cause them to bleed. Apparently Liz designed her own dress? I wouldn't brag about it, IMO it was hideous. I also wonder if Britt actually paid of the hairdresser, because she totally looked like shit. { I realize MMV}, Felicia looked GORGEOUS--the gown was perfection. Where does Lucy buy her 1999 pageant dresses? Yeah, I'm a bitch.

Well, I discovered this series about three weeks ago {thanks to On Demand} and while I'm current, I'm still a bit confused as to who is aligned where. But I love the show! Great entertainment, GORGEOUS settings and sets. I'm hoping for {and I asked for} the three earlier seasons as a Mother's day gift {but I think I'm getting couple of My Pilllows}. I watched it all in one week, and I need a refresher. I always have on closed captioning. People talk too fast.

All I have to say is: I'm getting bored with the Tina and Billy story. enough. Pauline and Rebecca/Chloe. Mind your own business you miserable bint. Driving Miss Dorothy? cute, but enough. I'm sad to say I'm not even looking forward to tonite's epis.

This? is pure poetry!

I think I wanna marry this post and maybe have its baby......

I thought the whole show was nails on the black board cringe worthy. It must be exhausting to be around her if that's all she can talk about. Endless repetition, examining very little nuance....I'd have to bail after a while. And I think it's disgraceful she has those kids miked. I get she wanted to show Dean's homecoming in a positive light, to actually mike a 7 year old is reprehensible, never mind just showing them on tv. I sincerely hope she gets it together soon, because that household seems to be descending into chaos, and that isn't good for the kids, nor Deano's recovery. I have my reservations about the big suicide reveal--but if it is true I hope that Deano, when he's better, becomes involved in some kind of suicide awareness and does some publicity/public speaking. Wait, this is Mr. Deano- never mind.

I remember "bicker-backer". Tooken drives me right up the wall.

I think as longs as he's on TV he doesn't care about the circumstances.

So let me get this straight? We have to spoil 70 year old movies? Seriously?

She's a great actress. I have to wonder if she pissed TIIC in some way and they are getting even with her this way. He always, even back in his younger days, emitted major SMARM vibes. Can't stand the character or the actor. Carly--she makes Andrea Yates seem maternal. DISGUSTING.

I just can't with Levi. I burst into laughter every time he's on camera. I thought Maxie's absence was to discover and better herself? And she comes back with this spray tan gorilla? Seriously?

I can only shudder to think about how this show would be produced today: Perry would be like Dr. House, with all kinds of problems and Della would have an inflated chest, cleavage revealing uber tight clothes, a face filled with botox and fillers and the emphasis would be on their sex life rather than the case.

Well, I watched today and all I can say is: WTF is Levi and why do he have to be subjected to him? Is his character a 10 day old April Fool? I believe SMARMY is the correct adjective, followed by not talented, and rather simian looking. Please, sweet chicken in a basket, send him back before e hav to see him again because his future doesn't seem to be in acting. Luke--yawn. I don't care. Sonny,zzzzzzzzzzzz. Baby Danny sighting! always makes me happy!

Well last night was boring. I fine the Tina/Johnny storyline beyond tedious. And Pauline's pity party is not interesting me at.all.