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"That song is from 2005." "I was born in 2018." Good god. I knew a cold open about "oldies" was gonna lead to jokes like that, but I still didn't need to be attacked by that. "What were iPods like?" First of all, how dare you? Krystal is back, and of course she's the book banning Christian. I loved the book speakeasy, and when the show found an excuse to shoehorn Tariq into the episode. Just how long was he waiting to bust down that pile of books like the Kool-Aid Man? lol Something I learned from the subreddit: Channel 6 is the ABC channel in Philly, while Channel 3 is CBS. And that they don't call it the symphony, they call it the orchestra. Somehow not surprised that Mr. Johnson was dishonorably discharged from the Salvation Army. And that he'd be the one to pull the fire alarm to get Captain Rob to show up for Melissa. I liked that that plotline finally went somewhere. Interesting that they didn't resolve Gregory's plot about getting other jobs. They're definitely setting up a plotline where he and Janine move in together.

Roger is a GOOD mother to Rogu! He only gives Rogu ONE wine cooler a day, feeds him the mac & cheese dust, and takes him on rides when he's clearly sick! What the hell even popped out of Rogu's head?! Liked the reveal that the bubble wrap contained sarin gas that made everyone sick. And like how Roger needs to act like a jerk to keep himself alive, he needs to poison himself to keep Rogu alive since he's a tumor. lol Francine's voice got deeper when kicked in the crotch. Was not expecting that random gaggle of characters in the diner, like Tommy Tokes, Grunklebean, and the guy who looks like Roger.

For a small town in Alaska, there are multiple gay bars.

Krapopolis's oldest living woman is 37. Tyrannis doesn't like bathhouses because of nudity, and of course that's where people go to vent about him in safety. And got everyone to leave because he vented about himself. Liked the joke of Stupendous using a mirror to reflect Aphrodite's beams, but it just made it pregnant.

Boat: Kindergarten Cod Wolf's Shirt: Mario Fart So we have confirmation that Beef did NOT name the kids. He has a habit of naming everything Giggles. (like Wolf's middle name). Really liked the kids pitching new names for the boat via Shark Tank. I like The Mighty Beef. Can't wait to see it in the intro next week. Loved all the games in Yet-E-Cheddar. I wanna play that axe throwing game. And this show answered an important question: what if Five Nights At Freddy's was horny? Laughed at the Slop-uary song at the end. Edit: Ham and Crispin...sad to see them break up, but they're young and it really does open up new plotlines for them.

Season 5, ep 3: Bots on The Side Adventure Airs 3/2/25

Sign: Consider this your head start! GO! Martin Short doing his best Jon Lovitz impression for Volcanowitz. I love Martin Short, but the whole time I was thinking "this should be Jon Lovitz." The reveal of the volcano being fake and being a front for reselling all the trash people toss in there was fun. So they're not gonna resolve how Marvin can see Mr. Flesh, but they revealed how Harmony can: by being high on Marvin's cough syrup.

They remembered Opie still works at the brewery! "The Touth Sower has fallen" blooper was a good bit. And jeez, Brett Kavanaugh switching places with Peter is totally not tired material. But I liked that it wasn't a Freaky Friday situation, Brett literally swapped lives with Peter. I turned off the Oscars for this. Edit: Ending on a George Santos joke. Timely!

Season 23, ep 3: Drunk with Power Airs 3/2/25

He's got that Danny McBride energy, and that kind of male castmember type is missing these days, like Beck Bennett or Jason Sudeikis. But most of his roles this week were "How can be a scumbag boyfriend in THIS sketch?"

Cold Open: Yep, Zelenskyy meeting is first. "It's a big beautiful TRAP." And this is why Bowen as cast as JD Vance. It's weird hearing Pokemon references on this show. Charmeleon was not on the bingo card. Also not on the bingo card: Mike Meyers popping up as Elon Musk. I was wondering where I'd heard that impression before. It's his Mick Jagger. "You're speaking Esperanto, or some language twins teach each other." This would've been funnier if everything that happened hadn't actually happened. They DID release the Epstein files, but the link led to a Rickroll. Monologue: "Whew, the Cold Open's over, no more Trump stuff til Update." Shane Gillis: Now hold on there! That just went ON. Didn't help that most of his bit was about Ken Burns's civil war, which had been the butt of "incredibly long and boring" jokes since it first aired...in 1990. Orange Tree: Very observational. "Your parents are ugwy" was the only fun part. CouplaBeers: This was a good one. But even this felt long and awkward. "Moderate to Severe Italian Wife" got me. Mid-Day News: Kenan and Ego celebrating that all the criminals were white, and Shane saying they're "two-nothing" and treating the news as a game was fun. Dad's House: Ha, a PBS show about a divorced deadbeat dad. Delightfully depressing and dark. but also incredibly awkward. I wish there was more of Bridget the puppet. This was Steve Higgins's 1000th sketch, btw. Please Don't Destroy: We finally get a Voice sketch, and it was the PDD guys. Shane's character should've been more pathetic even though, yes he claimed to be a 14 year old boy on snapchat. He shouldn't have been so clean looking. I liked that's what got Ego to drive her chair away. WU: There sure was a lot of material from the last...48 hours to mine. Jost and Che didn't hold back, for the best. Wedding: "How is Shane gonna be a scumbag ex in this sketch?" Trying to redeem a hand job coupon at his ex's wedding was a funny premise. And then they revealed that Sarah wrote coupons for everyone. Even the judge priest! Doctor's Office: Nice to see Emil lead a sketch. This definitely went in a direction I wasn't expecting. Then again, it started with a soaking joke (although I had no idea what that was), so I shoulda seen that coming. Well, that was...a show. Lady Gaga does double duty next week.

We're back to a normal episode! This week's host is Shane Gillis, with musical guest Tate McRae Airs 3/1/25

"It's a European carry-all!"

I remember that when I was in elementary school...thirty years ago. We didn't dress up like 100 year olds, it was more or less a way to teach us kids how to count to 100. I hadn't even thought about how each and every kid had an outfit ready to go for Less Scary Halloween. The wardrobe department keeps killing every week.

"Help me Jesus! HELP ME JESUS!" "...I'm Margaret." And of course Gregory loves muumuus because of how functional they are. And Janine kept shooting him down. "Smart kid."