SpottedCoachDog

Oh my witness... That guy was quite likely the douchiest douche who ever douched. I came in on the judging of the entree and was ready shove his arrogant ass in the oven by the end. I was doing a happy dance myself when he lost. Gah!!

Big ole cans of Hi-C Cherry Juice that you opened with a church key. That was what my mother always gave me when I was sick. Nothing else comes close and I know it's been 25 years or more since I saw it. :( I was born in 1965 so I remember so much of this stuff. Y'all are my people!!

I have zero sympathy for Katie Holmes. She is, by all accounts, a smart girl. She made her deal with the Devil and she drilled that ole Devil in the ass when she crawfished on the deal and ran. Suri, however, I do feel sorry for. She views that toxic midget as her father and has to wonder why he doesn't love her the way he used to. I've always believed Katie was already preggers when she met Cruise. Too many pics of the bump going from watermelon to cantaloupe and back again. And why does Travolta stay? Easy. His kids. Preston is in way too deep. He'd never get out with the kids and he loves them way too much to leave them behind. I totally agree this only touched on the tip of the iceberg that is the cray cray world of Scientology. But it was still fascinating.

Coming out of lurkdom to say I've watched this show off and on since it began, and this is the best laugh I've ever had!! I don't care that the Myra's baby story has to be retconned. This is comedy gold, y'all!!!

Meep. :(