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Well, in Ben's defense, he did keep his junk contained in his right hand the entire time. What grossed me out was him hugging Tayshia and then putting that hand on her. Nasty. It's my opinion that both models were wearing pants. I really doubt both were naked, the black boxes were for us viewers to freak out over. For all we know, Ben was wearing a jock too, or tighty whities. The editors love doing the black box thing, like that one year where some bach-ette got the black box over her ass in every scene, even when she was wearing normal clothes. In my five years of life drawing/painting classes, six hours every week, at an accredited art college, all male models wore a jock. Ben in his scoop neck is like that detergent commercial. "You look sooooo comfortable." In his TH, I kept staring at his clavicles and other bones popping out of that neckline. Never looked at his face. Maybe that's his trick! Thanks to everyone for the roses. Best b -day ever!

Thank you! But I think you mean "Let's do a cheers!" Remember where we are, after all. So much this. I had the best time tonight, thanks to all of you snarksters.

OMGosh, that is the best dog ever @Moose135. Thank your pup for getting dressed for my party, it's much appreciated. And thank you too @Browncoat for the happy wishes.

Yes, for the snark! Thanks everyone for the best birthday I've had this year, and especially for the special Birthday rose, @tennisgurl.

Whoa, bad flashbacks to the movie Seven there.

Next week: Tayshia sends Zac back into a drug-induced suicidal state of mind infused with a total lack of self worth. THAT ought to be worth a few laughs.

What's up with this Dude Off with Noah and Bennett? Just STFU you two and let Tayshia send one or both of you home. This is SO TEDIOUS and I don't want to hear it.

Well, I just googled Eazy and Bachelorette. Oh well. Bye Eazy. Guess we won't be seeing you again anytime soon. Thanks for that tip @DEL901. I agree that TPTB said it was time for him to go. There was nothing that could save him.

The nerve. What's up with that?

I'm betting Bennett's going home since he can shave and take care of himself plus has a job while Noah is the scruffy scrounge jock user dude that Tayshia goes for. I would have sent Noah home before the first rose ceremony when he had that gross porn 'stache.

I just want her to keep certain guys around for us viewers, the heck with what Tayshia wants. Heh.

WTH? She's sending Eazy home? WTH?

Thank you! This is the most fun I've had all day, which shows you how sad my life is and how fun you guys are, all at the same time! Tuesday nights are my favorites just for this live thread and you peeps. (Maybe I should say "you skinny-ass peeps.")

Um, you mean like, maybe, like, could it be ... BENNETT?

I guess Ben's approached worked. Naked and eating disorder = rose. I hate to see my Bennett turning into a dickwad, but there you go. I can't see him with Tayshia anyway, so there's that. I just wanted him on teevee for mee mee. My birthday gift to myself!

Ben: Time to go home now. Bye.

Why am I staring at Tayshia's boobs in that pink top. (Don't answer that.) That "art instructor" has a very plastic face. Ouch.

Well, there was the ferris wheel all lit up with neon lights. They get on tthe ferris wheel and it slowly rotates to the top and stops. Me: "Vomit." Literally. Thanks @tennisgurl. Bring your skinny ass on into the party room!

Oh geez. I had five years of life drawing AND painting in my quest for my BFA, classes were three hours long, twice a week. By senior year, we were telling the models to put their clothes ON. I've seen more naked people than a porn director. *yawn*

Hey, THANKS! *waves to @Kiss my mutt* The more skinny-ass girls at the party, the better. It's either he got it all out of his system or he's going to crash and burn at the first relationship problem you have with him. Take your pick! (Or not.)

After Bennett's name was called for the group date, I said "Noah" out loud for the last name. Do I get a rose for being all knowing how this show works? Zac's reveal was interesting. Too bad Tayshia can't do that too.

YEEEESSSS !!! That would be so much fun. Jojo? Gah. Not. I don't get Tayshia's being freaked for putting on fake dresses for fake wedding pictures on a fake date. Like she's afraid the dress would make her married for real? Geesh. (Fake) DRAH-mah.

Oh, I am all about the photographer in the shorty shorts. I'd have a blast hanging out with him. "Playing dress up" though? Not so much.

Thanks @JenE4, that's so kind of you to remember. I read your food list and thought what a great spread to bring to my birthday party, then calling us "skinny-ass girls" on top of it really rocked. Then I realized you meant Tayshia and Jojo. Oh well. I appreciated the thought. Ha ha! My birthday celebration consists of watching this show and posting here, so it better be a good episode. So far, not so much. Jojo was the best they could come up with to take CH's place? Gah.

JoJo will help Tayshia pick her fav bach after they go through the dirty laundry and smell the pants/underwear. Basketball! What's up with that, @thehepburn. You need to straighten out your priorities!