Kip

Agent Farter Breaking wind TJ Honker Poo Calling Tootergirl Fartgo The Shatnara Chronicles Lucifart Fartacus Game of thrones

Series 28 of the "new" Doctor Who stars Daniel Kaluuya as the 20th incarnation of the Doctor, and in a controversial choice Charlotte Diana has been cast as the new companion. Some people feel that having an actual Princess on the beloved show is both weird and unbefitting her station. Show runner Malorie Blackman says that the new unnamed character "...is the embodiment of the modern British woman", and that Princess Charlotte is very down to Earth. The Doctor's robot dog K8 is returning with the voice patterns of Dame Emma Watson. The Dalek, Cybermen, and the long awaited return of the Nemuh are all expected this year. Fans hope that Princess Charlotte is paying a regenerated Rani, but Blackman is mum on the subject. Blackman says of the concerning move of the show to BBC101 "This move wont effect anything for Doctor Who's final televised season, we will continue to tell stories of the human condition throughout space and time. I'll leave worrying about the transition to BBC-VR to my successor, that will be her problem.%u201D Blackman did say she hoped the ladies on Tumblr will be able handle the change, and be patient with the new boy fandom of recent years. %u201CJust because they don%u2019t know everything about Rose, Amy, or A-yeong doesn%u2019t make them fake geek boys.%u201D Fan favorite companion A-yeong actress Bo-young Kim hopes they find a way to fit her in the series final saying %u201CIt seems fitting that A-yeong would have the Doctor%u2019s back in his darkest hour, she never gets sick of saving him%u201D. - Series 28 premiers 8 pm, March 26 with "Elegy".

Joss Whedon's return to TV show running "Venus Vacations". The goddess Aphrodite has taken a job on a singles cruise line, quick to boredom she is going to make things interesting. Starring... Morena Baccarin ... Lounge singer/Aphrodite Nathan Fillion ... Captain Gina Torres ... Shore Excursion Manager Alan Tudyk .... Photographer Adam Baldwin ... Massage therapists Jewel Staite ... Cruise director Sean Maher ... Ship's doctor Summer Glau ... Dancer Ron Glass ... Bartender Zac Efron ... personal trainer Christina Hendricks .... Magician Mark Sheppard .... Yeoman Purser

In the increasingly unlikely event of a third season I would like them to make better use of their setting in the Marvel universe. Make use of a golden age super hero (Like the android Human Torch). Show the founding of SHIELD. How about we see some of those paperclip scientists. Bring Angie to Hollywood, she really should have been in this season. More Mr. and Mrs. Jarvis (they should totally be Thin manning every adventure). Would be nice if we can get Stark to stick around during the season. Finally, I would also want at least an episode of Peggy and Dottie doing Midnight run.

I would send back Hayley Atwell, because she would run the place, and I would bring Richard Pryor from the past and let him star in "The Richard Pryor Show" now.

All my first instincts are depressing shows that I likely would not watch myself, like a cabbie that is the grim reaper who shows up and takes way his recently departed fares, or a show about different end of the world situations (I'm pretty sure that is actually a Edgar Wright idea), or a Djinn granting wishes that ruin the corrupt of heart. But my actually not depressing answer is "Masterstroke" an anthology show about people being touched by genius, like once in a life time ideas. Some invent facebook, others find love, create Superman, or write a hit song. Some stories end happily, while others have the person's idea stolen and end up with nothing.

I've gotta say that the new 52 had pretty much killed my life time love for DC comics. Geoff Johns and Jim Lee have moved from most favorite creators to abusive exes, each project promises that this will be different this time (more like the good old days) and then more of the substandard same. The new costumes universally suck, and fan favorite characters have waited on the sidelines. The Convergence event broke me, and has got me to stop collecting the paper copies since then. A reborn DCU would be welcome to me, but I want the best versions of these characters not just different. A more inclusive DCU is really their only hope of growing the market, and really the only hope of them not telling the same stories over again.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson / Xzibit 2016. It would be time for homelessness to feel the The Rock Bottom, The People's Elbow will crush deadlock in Congress, and Education X Gon' Give It to Ya.

I don't watch this show, but I totally would if any of these castings happened: Bobby McFerrin as a Suge Knight type just released from prison, Tatyana Ali as a crazy talented back up singer who no one wants to give a chance to (because they want to keep her doing back up), and Alfonso Ribeiro as novelty rapper turned international action star/cultist.

Samson Delilah Sitcom in the stupid husband/hot wife vein. Samson is super humanly strong (check out Judges 13-16 for the whole story), and she wants to find out the source of his strength. I would want this to be done by the crew behind (500) days of summer.

Star Trek: Vortex The Last Starfleet starship is tossed 500 years into their past and tries to avert their dark future. The crew from the future will have to contend with the "modern day" federation who are medieval in comparison to their crew, as well as what they can risk changing and what can't be stopped. The crew sees their mission is to save the soul of the federation, stopping them from going down a dark path that leads to their ultimate destruction.

"Sherlock's Got A Girrrlllfriend! Sherlock's Got A Girrrlllfriend!" I wish that read "Elementary's Got A Girrrlllfriend! Elementary's Got A Girrrlllfriend!", since Sherlock is that show with the cast that's so amazing they don't have time to make the show anymore.

She could be the new Mrs. Christopher (showing he never got over Lorelai), or a long lost cousin (who looked up to her cool cousin growing up), or Emily's new friend from the DAR (who is everything she wanted Lorelai to be), or she could be Rory's boss (aka Work mom). Basically I want her to be Bizzaro Lorelai, and to become fast friends, because women hating each other for no reason is played out.

-2 points for not calling out Whitney's awful mother as being played by the wonderful Samaire Armstrong from the OC and Entourage.

Garfunkel and Oates (Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci) I don't even know how to describe their first show, but with this I would like to see them in a show as a modern day Laverne & Shirley.

Archer!!! Nothing would need to be changed. Sherlock!!! Would be all about the search for Sherlock and Watson starring all the actors from Sherlock who are waiting around for the next gig while Cumberbatch and Freeman are too busy to star in their hit BBC series. Younger!!! Sutton Foster realizes that she is killing it in her second chance at her Twenties, but to really get ahead she is going to need to get "YOUNGER!!!" and she heads back to middle school to get the education she needs for her third chance at her Twenties.

I want more Party down, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, better off Ted, Terriers, but at this point I would have to say Pushing Daisies for one and no more. The end of the series was tacked on at the last minute when they found out they were cancelled, and really didn't rap anything up they couldn't have done in the first episode. If they wait much longer they'll be able to use young Ned and Chuck to play the 2007 versions of themselves. As far as a current show that needs to be stopped it's Castle for me. I stopped watching it last year after the cases of the week became too boring to tolerate. It would be nice to set these actors free to do something more interesting.

"Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" leaves off in a perfect place for a on going series of adventures.

I would like to call shenanigans on the final round of the game time. David T. Cole has been wielding his powers as host capriciously, and it is time for a commissioner of game time. Game time needs someone who can safeguard the integrity of the games, I would like to nominate Olivia, who I am confident would be able return faith for the contestants and fans of game time.

In defense of Luke, I think his reversal on what Jessica is a piece of isn't based on her killing his wife while brain washed, it's that she slept with him knowing that she killed his wife of her own free will. Which is on her.

Bear and Simone scene was very Miller's crossing. I wonder if next episode will find that she doesn't have her hair anymore. I am holding out hope that Simone is still alive based on the thought that Bear wouldn't be dumb enough to leave his cast at a crime scene.

I've enjoyed UnReal for it's cole black heart, and when everything seemed to be coming up Millhouse for all the leads, I had to remind myself in the moment that they are all terrible people and narratively do not deserve a happy ending. I found the Chet and Madison development very disturbing, and my mind wandering trying to fill in the gap between heartfelt "This is my dream!" to what Quinn witnessed. I can't help but to feel that this may have come out of Chet not wanting someone to be genuinely happy around him, so in his f'd up way wanting to destroying it. The culture of the show is on his head as the "creator"/boss, Quinn is just having to do it backwards and in heals. The fact that this has bothered me so much (and I watch Hannibal feed people to people without much concern) is why I have to say Chet is the worst of the worst.

I'm in the Ben Stone camp. Show was better because he wasn't unbeatable like Jack McCoy, damn it he won the Karla Homolka case! Stone could be right, prove his case, and still lose.